[Closet ghey] Dad:   "
Honey!  The entertainer I booked for little Johnny's Birthday party is here"
[Unsuspecting] Mom:  "That's great darling - who did you book in the end?  Darling?  Hello?  
Darling...?"
Dad:  "
Hold on a moment sweetie, let me just help the young fellow (pauses and licks lips) oil up.... in fact, maybe we should finish this off upstairs, Mr... ?"
Mom:  "Oil up??!?  

"
 
