New Deadliest Catch is on now

[Lustral]

On Discovery channel for those in UK/Ireland.

[The Ugly]

On Discovery channel for those in UK/Ireland.

Same guys?

[the trainer]

This is a deadly catch but at least you can ride it.

[Lustral]

Same guys?

So far yeah. Hillstrands, Stig, Wild Bill etc.

Waiting to see what new mess Elliot has made in his life. The Anabolichalo of the seas.

[The Ugly]

So far yeah. Hillstrands, Stig, Wild Bill etc.

Waiting to see what new mess Elliot has made in his life. The Anabolichalo of the seas.

Shit, how long has it been off?

I miss Phil.

[Mr Anabolic]

Shit, how long has it been off?

I miss Phil.

I heard Phil smoked 5 packs a day... is this true?

[The Ugly]

I heard Phil smoked 5 packs a day... is this true?

Fuck if I know. Sure smoked a lot on screen, though. Poor bastard.

[Lustral]

Fuck if I know. Sure smoked a lot on screen, though. Poor bastard.

I smoke 6 packs of cigars (mini ones) per day. Seeing Phil scared me, didn't stop me. Fuck nicotine addiction and stress.

Lol @ government shutdown affecting them so much.

[The Ugly]

I smoke 6 packs of cigars (mini ones) per day. Seeing Phil scared me, didn't stop me. Fuck nicotine addiction and stress.

Lol @ government shutdown affecting them so much.

How's the cardio?

[Lustral]

How's the cardio?

Have to cough like a guy when I go up local mountain everyday. I'm naturally fit if you know what I mean, always won everything in school sports and excelled at sports, but lungs burn every morning. Going to get acupuncture when I get back from holiday, have gum bought. Can't see myself surviving a week in Spain where it is 2 euro per pack of smokes. Nearly 10 euro here.

[hrspwr1]

deadliest catch prediction of peace

someone smashes their finger
someone yells at someone else
somebody gets hit by a wave
a boat or two has mechanical trouble - toilet, engine, generator etc..

[The Ugly]

Have to cough like a guy when I go up local mountain everyday. I'm naturally fit if you know what I mean, always won everything in school sports and excelled at sports, but lungs burn every morning. Going to get acupuncture when I get back from holiday, have gum bought. Can't see myself surviving a week in Spain where it is 2 euro per pack of smokes. Nearly 10 euro here.

I feel ya. Had to quit cigars because I started smoking them like cigarettes. Inhaling, one after the other. Expensive as hell, too. Eventually, I couldn't catch my breath at the gym anymore.

So I switched to dip, which will kill me from the face down instead.

[Lustral]

I feel ya. Had to quit cigars because I started smoking them like cigarettes. Inhaling, one after the other. Expensive as hell, too. Eventually, I couldn't catch my breath at the gym anymore.

So I switched to dip, which will kill me from the face down instead.

Story of how I started smoking is beyond retarded. I was studying to be a barrister and part of the tradition (it's a 400 year old institution and building) is having snuff after dining nights (formal nights where you dine with judges then go on the piss). Anyway, I got addicted to snuff from the few nights I had it.

One of the nights out we all had Cohibas. I had never smoked, not even one breath from a cigarette. Decided one night with a cuban cigar wouldn't cause me to go off the edge. Inhaled from the first breath, went to Spain on holidays bought loads, continued buying online, then in shops here. FML.

[The Ugly]

Story of how I started smoking is beyond retarded. I was studying to be a barrister and part of the tradition (it's a 400 year old institution and building) is having snuff after dining nights (formal nights where you dine with judges then go on the piss). Anyway, I got addicted to snuff from the few nights I had it.

One of the nights out we all had Cohibas. I had never smoked, not even one breath from a cigarette. Decided one night with a cuban cigar wouldn't cause me to go off the edge. Inhaled from the first breath, went to Spain on holidays bought loads, continued buying online, then in shops here. FML.

Nicotine is no joke. Our stories are very similar.

[Lustral]

Nicotine is no joke. Our stories are very similar.
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When I worked beside a judge I'd be slyly taking snuff in full view of the court. Ugh.

[The Ugly]

When I worked beside a judge I'd be slyly taking snuff in full view of the court. Ugh.

I have dipped at work for a decade now, every day, all day. Totally unacceptable at my workplace, is all I'll say. If they knew.

[The Ugly]

Back to the Catch, though. Is there a chick crew member this season? Because that might qualify as a crab-jumping event.

[Lustral]

Back to the Catch, though. Is there a chick crew member this season? Because that might qualify as a crab-jumping event.

Had gf nagging at me so missed last 5 mins. She got train home from work (5min walk) asked if I'd been drinking. Had half bottle of wine. Said don't collect me. Then she complained asking why I didn't collect her? Women  

[The Ugly]

Had gf nagging at me so missed last 5 mins. She got train home from work (5min walk) asked if I'd been drinking. Had half bottle of wine. Said don't collect me. Then she complained asking why I didn't collect her? Women  

Ha. You're my new favorite Euro, Lustral.

[The Ugly]

Man, Wild Bill is quite fat. And Elliot is a tool, surprised he landed the gig.

[tommywishbone]

Enjoy watching your IQ drop 10-12 points as you watch this dreadful TV show.  Vomit.

[SF1900]

Show sucks. I will only watch it if there is absolutely nothing else on.

The guy who announces the show, I believe Mike Rowe, is such a drama queen. He is always exaggerating things. A guy slips and falls and he is like, "Wow, that could have been his life." A guy smashes his finger and hes all like, "That could have taken off his entire arm. He got lucky." 

Not to mention all they do is smoke cigarettes. Then when half the crew is dying or getting sick, they wonder why. Morons.

Then they walk around and they think they are all bad by smoking cigarettes, cursing a lot, and acting like morons.

Then the get all pissy and act like drama queens when they are not catching anything. Then all happy, go lucky when they are catching. Its like watching a bunch of babies throw temper tantrums.

[SF1900]

I feel ya. Had to quit cigars because I started smoking them like cigarettes. Inhaling, one after the other. Expensive as hell, too. Eventually, I couldn't catch my breath at the gym anymore.

So I switched to dip, which will kill me from the face down instead.

[The Ugly]

Thanks, pal.

[Lustral]

Show sucks. I will only watch it if there is absolutely nothing else on.

The guy who announces the show, I believe Mike Rowe, is such a drama queen. He is always exaggerating things. A guy slips and falls and he is like, "Wow, that could have been his life." A guy smashes his finger and hes all like, "That could have taken off his entire arm. He got lucky." 

Not to mention all they do is smoke cigarettes. Then when half the crew is dying or getting sick, they wonder why. Morons.

Then they walk around and they think they are all bad by smoking cigarettes, cursing a lot, and acting like morons.

Then the get all pissy and act like drama queens when they are not catching anything. Then all happy, go lucky when they are catching. Its like watching a bunch of babies throw temper tantrums.

There's a guy with a serene Scottish voice who narrates it here. No sensationalism, he just narrates calmly.

I can imagine the buzz from getting a good haul, anyone who ever owned a small business and got a glut of orders enjoyed that buzz of a good day/week.

I watched Mythbusters with the US narration once, fuck me it was horrible. Treats the audience like retards at a circus. That could be the problem, American narration. BBC wildlife programmes kickass, watch them with US narration and editing (they cut the vicious killing) and it becomes suitable for people in a permanent vegetative state.