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What would you say to this gal ?
« on: May 14, 2014, 07:40:41 PM »

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Re: What would you say to this galeniko ?
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2014, 07:42:49 PM »
Good luck at your paraplegic bodybuilding contest!!
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Re: What would you say to this galeniko ?
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2014, 07:59:08 PM »
Good luck at your paraplegic bodybuilding contest!!

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Re: What would you say to this galeniko ?
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2014, 08:00:44 PM »
for players,women come and go.

was out all weekend , same as ever, women giving the please fuck me stares, not all but a good 50%, usely the ones with good self esteem.

so i aproach one of them, shes some personal fitness trainer, she initialy says im too dangeros for her, i ask her what she means,im not assasin, she says nono dangeros for women to have serious relationship.

i say fine, no problemo and carry on chatting up others,its like machinegunning whales in a barrel, metaphoricaly speaking.

so her female frend aproaches me shortly later, and says her personal trainer frend wants my number(btw a frend who was out with me tried his luck on them too they told him they were lesbians).i say so now im not no dangerous nomore eh.

she asks if i smoke, i say ofc, so we go out, the whole groups she and her 4 ladies who were with her, and me and my 4frends who were with me.

and many bystanders there too.and then the following dicussion happend, not making anything up, can take this to the bank.

she ask if that physique is natural or not.

i do not reply with words, i lift up the utterly homosexual top i wear and show the rock shiseled abs(am lean as hell0.

then she suprise me with the question"do you look as dry all year"

i say yes pretty much like this.she says this is phenomenal very few manage this.

so she asks again if its natural(she knows the answer anyway shes the kind to play around with questions), i tell her why does it matter she qualifies by looks for me to have sex with her.

by now the betas gather around, as if somebody is giving away free hot dogs where i stand.

she asks if im well hung she dont want a small cock anymore, i tell her to not worry,basicaly im a black man in white skin, and tell her if shes the kind who prefers legs equivalent to upper body development.she say yes, i pull down trousers while saying well ,look and can have look at my anaconda too,she says nono dont undress.

i sstop it, and proceed to check her out, similiar to a pat down at airporto.

etcetc, later on pull her towards me and get a stiffy, making sure she can feel it.

furthermore i made clear i want her to wear stockings for the sex and whether she minds if i take her foot into my mouth during the sex(yes still all ppl there).

this isnt even everything, i forgot most, and guess what went home with other girl anyway, but the one fromt he talk above is scheduled for next weekend.

moral of the story, just because a woman has huge tits(most with huge tits are disgusting fattos anyway,the one above has the mandatory plastic euders btw)is by far no reason to "stick around".

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Re: What would you say to this galeniko ?
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2014, 08:05:12 PM »
for players,women come and go.

was out all weekend , same as ever, women giving the please fuck me stares, not all but a good 50%, usely the ones with good self esteem.

so i aproach one of them, shes some personal fitness trainer, she initialy says im too dangeros for her, i ask her what she means,im not assasin, she says nono dangeros for women to have serious relationship.

i say fine, no problemo and carry on chatting up others,its like machinegunning whales in a barrel, metaphoricaly speaking.

so her female frend aproaches me shortly later, and says her personal trainer frend wants my number(btw a frend who was out with me tried his luck on them too they told him they were lesbians).i say so now im not no dangerous nomore eh.

she asks if i smoke, i say ofc, so we go out, the whole groups she and her 4 ladies who were with her, and me and my 4frends who were with me.

and many bystanders there too.and then the following dicussion happend, not making anything up, can take this to the bank.

she ask if that physique is natural or not.

i do not reply with words, i lift up the utterly homosexual top i wear and show the rock shiseled abs(am lean as hell0.

then she suprise me with the question"do you look as dry all year"

i say yes pretty much like this.she says this is phenomenal very few manage this.

so she asks again if its natural(she knows the answer anyway shes the kind to play around with questions), i tell her why does it matter she qualifies by looks for me to have sex with her.

by now the betas gather around, as if somebody is giving away free hot dogs where i stand.

she asks if im well hung she dont want a small cock anymore, i tell her to not worry,basicaly im a black man in white skin, and tell her if shes the kind who prefers legs equivalent to upper body development.she say yes, i pull down trousers while saying well ,look and can have look at my anaconda too,she says nono dont undress.

i sstop it, and proceed to check her out, similiar to a pat down at airporto.

etcetc, later on pull her towards me and get a stiffy, making sure she can feel it.

furthermore i made clear i want her to wear stockings for the sex and whether she minds if i take her foot into my mouth during the sex(yes still all ppl there).

this isnt even everything, i forgot most, and guess what went home with other girl anyway, but the one fromt he talk above is scheduled for next weekend.

moral of the story, just because a woman has huge tits(most with huge tits are disgusting fattos anyway,the one above has the mandatory plastic euders btw)is by far no reason to "stick around".


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Re: What would you say to this gal ?
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2014, 08:05:38 PM »
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Re: What would you say to this gal ?
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2014, 08:06:46 PM »
I would say please come back to us!  :'(

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Re: What would you say to this gal ?
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2014, 08:08:09 PM »
I would not speak to her.

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Re: What would you say to this gal ?
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2014, 08:09:31 PM »
5/8/12 reps for strength/mass/cuts oh brother
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Re: What would you say to this gal ?
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2014, 08:10:39 PM »
5/8/12 reps for strength/mass/cuts oh brother

2 reps for power also needs to be considered but it would not fit (no homo)

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Re: What would you say to this gal ?
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2014, 09:49:15 PM »
I would sing him this


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Re: What would you say to this galeniko ?
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2014, 04:14:50 AM »
for players,women come and go.

was out all weekend , same as ever, women giving the please fuck me stares, not all but a good 50%, usely the ones with good self esteem.

so i aproach one of them, shes some personal fitness trainer, she initialy says im too dangeros for her, i ask her what she means,im not assasin, she says nono dangeros for women to have serious relationship.

i say fine, no problemo and carry on chatting up others,its like machinegunning whales in a barrel, metaphoricaly speaking.

so her female frend aproaches me shortly later, and says her personal trainer frend wants my number(btw a frend who was out with me tried his luck on them too they told him they were lesbians).i say so now im not no dangerous nomore eh.

she asks if i smoke, i say ofc, so we go out, the whole groups she and her 4 ladies who were with her, and me and my 4frends who were with me.

and many bystanders there too.and then the following dicussion happend, not making anything up, can take this to the bank.

she ask if that physique is natural or not.

i do not reply with words, i lift up the utterly homosexual top i wear and show the rock shiseled abs(am lean as hell0.

then she suprise me with the question"do you look as dry all year"

i say yes pretty much like this.she says this is phenomenal very few manage this.

so she asks again if its natural(she knows the answer anyway shes the kind to play around with questions), i tell her why does it matter she qualifies by looks for me to have sex with her.

by now the betas gather around, as if somebody is giving away free hot dogs where i stand.

she asks if im well hung she dont want a small cock anymore, i tell her to not worry,basicaly im a black man in white skin, and tell her if shes the kind who prefers legs equivalent to upper body development.she say yes, i pull down trousers while saying well ,look and can have look at my anaconda too,she says nono dont undress.

i sstop it, and proceed to check her out, similiar to a pat down at airporto.

etcetc, later on pull her towards me and get a stiffy, making sure she can feel it.

furthermore i made clear i want her to wear stockings for the sex and whether she minds if i take her foot into my mouth during the sex(yes still all ppl there).

this isnt even everything, i forgot most, and guess what went home with other girl anyway, but the one fromt he talk above is scheduled for next weekend.

moral of the story, just because a woman has huge tits(most with huge tits are disgusting fattos anyway,the one above has the mandatory plastic euders btw)is by far no reason to "stick around".


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Re: What would you say to this gal ?
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2014, 05:23:03 AM »


Those two enormous pink things under that turd are the pig's balls. Little know fact, pigs ejaculate about 300x the volume of semen that a human male does. Dogs are at about 50x.