McDonald's selling steroids to transvestites

[tommywishbone]

Just thought I would jump on board the "Jesus fucking Christ, can I possibly start a dumber fucking thread" band wagon.

Don't make me start another Fist List.  

[Knooger]

I'm not actually a tranny, but do you think I could get McDonald's to sell me juice if I faked trannyness?

[tommywishbone]

I'm not actually a tranny, but do you think I could get McDonald's to sell me juice if I faked trannyness?

   That's it K. You're number one on the List!


PS. I'll make a few calls and find out the answer.

[Schnauzer]

McLGBT

[Chadwick The Beta]

Solid post. Costanza approved.

He had quite the pussy-slaying physique in that Miami Vice jacket. 

[Chadwick The Beta]

Think he ever goes home drunk from a night out with hollywood "once-were-greats" down in Soho, once the no-name play he's in off-Broadway ends for the night...


...and just sits in his studio apartment and watches this commercial? And thinks to himself: "god, this fucking world never got to see the real me, when I was at my best. They got bald Costanza. Look at how I used to look. A full head of hair...a bounce in my step...a joie-de-vivre". And then he tips back his glass of scotch and falls asleep on the couch wondering how the years got away from him. And perhaps what Julia Louis Dreyfuss was thinking when she let that clown bang her in the Esquire photoshoot that ran the other month.

I think Jason is probably counting the millions he makes off of Seinfeld residuals. 

Newman, however, eats the pussies of whores.

[Costanza]

Solid post. Costanza approved.

Those moves of mine, combined with the Vice-inspired sports jacket won over a couple of the female extras after filming this, was knee deep in puss.

[Nails]

i know nothing about Trannys or Vstivianos  or steriods for that matter , but i do know burgers



Ronald McDonald just got a new look , they dropped the old clown suit and gave him a hipster jacket and cargo pants , Looks like fucking Ellen Degenerate

 













Old Clown Suit

[the trainer]

Actually they do sell steroids at macdonalds because they inject hormones into the cows and chicken to make them grow faster so when you eat the food you are getting the roids.