Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC

[Uncle Junior]

So I wake up this morning in a great mood (Thursday's test shot kicking in), and I pin my GH as usual in my left delt.

2 Scoops of My Protein Instant Oats and 2 Scoops of Gold Standard Whey protein and I am ready to hit the gym.

Bang out Chest and Shoulders like a boss in my yellow Golds Gym top still smelling the pussy and perfume from  the hoe I banged in from yesterday.

Every two minutes another twink be asking like "how you got so big so quick  brah" and I be like "Beast Creature Creatine brah", get some.  

Finish the weight session and say fuck da cardio, sex is my cardio and I am ready to hit Nandos.

Pop 75mg Proviron + 1 and half tab Kamagra and I go to the whorehouse again (my usual daily routine now)  and I bang this smoking Brazilian chick str8 up like a boss for 2 hours.

Then when I finish with her I tell her to send the other Russian chick in.  

Then I str8 up bang her for another 2 hours like a boss, bitch moaning and groaning worst than booty on Getbig.  

Then I go home and get KFC on the way.

How was your day?

Mwah
x0x0x

[Uncle Junior]

KFC was good too!  

[bloated]

  u r the king of getbig, no doubt

[polychronopolous]

Not bad.

Would be more impressive if you were doing a line of coke off her head and injecting a couple cc's of Deca at the same time.

[Waller]

I can't see the attraction of a woman who chuffs multiple dicks a day... each to their own

[HonestBob]

Not bad.

Would be more impressive if you were doing a line of coke off her head and injecting a couple cc's of Deca at the same time.

No one would be so crazy.

[OneMoreRep]

Junior,

Has anyone ever told you that you have a resemblance to Mike Sorrentino?



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[FermiDirac]

Junior,

Has anyone ever told you that you have a resemblance to Mike Sorrentino?



"1"

When Junior cuts down, the resemblance will be eerie. 

[polychronopolous]

No one would be so crazy.

Oh ye of little faith.

Very nice start Joon but let's take it to the next level and start incorporating getbig themes in these sexual acts.

[Waller]

Oh ye of little faith.

Very nice start Joon but let's take it to the next level and start incorporating getbig themes in these sexual acts.

Spell out GB in man munk over her? Most muscular doggy?

[HonestBob]

Oh ye of little faith.

Very nice start Joon but let's take it to the next level and start incorporating getbig themes in these sexual acts.

He should fuck one at Muscleworks Gym in the East End of London. Slip the owner £200 and it would happen.

[G_Thang]

battle torn and worn couche so how much you paid?

[Mitch]

Somehow creepier than Mr. Canada 1537.

Paying to have sex and paying to eat some disgusting junk food... From a scale from anabolichalo to DA, you sure are a solid fool.  

[OneMoreRep]

Honorable mention goes to the fact that in this image below, Junior went as far as to block out his penis in the mirror reflection with some sort of black ink and was careful enough as to arch the shape of his penis out just enough to make it seem curved upwards.


 


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[Uncle Junior]

Not bad.

Would be more impressive if you were doing a line of coke off her head and injecting a couple cc's of Deca at the same time.

Noted! 

[Uncle Junior]

Junior,

Has anyone ever told you that you have a resemblance to Mike Sorrentino?



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Haha, funny you should mention that, ironically my x girlfriend who was on this board was the first person to mention "I reminded her of the situation in Jersey Shore" when I sent her my pic.

I took that as a compliment and thought "yessss, I am in here"....lol

Only seems like yesterday. Gosh a lot has happened since then.

[ProudVirgin69]

Junior is the man

[Uncle Junior]

Oh ye of little faith.

Very nice start Joon but let's take it to the next level and start incorporating getbig themes in these sexual acts.

Oh already done that people have seen the footage via pm. Shout outs have been given to King Shizzo, Wiggs, Groink and Roger.

I have something awesome coming up regarding Foozle that should be hilarious. Watch this space.

[chaos]

Honorable mention goes to the fact that in this image below, Junior went as far as to block out his penis in the mirror reflection with some sort of black ink and was careful enough as to arch the shape of his penis out just enough to make it seem curved upwards.


 


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The vibrator on the nightstand....wider than Jewn.

[Uncle Junior]

Honorable mention goes to the fact that in this image below, Junior went as far as to block out his penis in the mirror reflection with some sort of black ink and was careful enough as to arch the shape of his penis out just enough to make it seem curved upwards.


 


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lmao, no honestly I just followed the natural curve with the paintbrush tool.

Prov & Kamagra is damn potent combo, fucking thing won't come down all night now I know.

Enhanced sex is the best, Russian chick told me I was the only guy to make her cum today...and I KNOW she ain't lying

[TheShape.]

If you had to pay for it, it doesn't count.

[A Righteous Sort]

June wider than Thick Nick

[Uncle Junior]

The vibrator on the nightstand....wider than Jewn.

Fucking bitch wanted to stick that in my ass, I was like uhhhhh....NO.

She was like "try it, you will like it, have you ever had that before"...

I was like "uhhhhh....NOO"!

Bitch kept insisting, so then she like sticks her finger in my ass while she's giving me a blowjob, fucking pain was worst than pinning bunk gear with a 25g needle in the quads.

I was like "TAKE IT OUT!"  

[FitnessFrenzy]

[LittleJ]

Why you blur out your nipples?