Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC

[Uncle Junior]

yep.

I wonder if hookers ever get off.

and they make you wear condoms, not for me.

condoms are not getbig elite approved.

Precisely the reason why having sex with working girls in a controlled environment (who get regularly tested as retirement of employment) is exponentially safer than picking up girls in a club, this is the irony and tragedy of it all with the misconceptions that these girls get labeled with.

Girls that give it up to you at a bar are essentially unsophisticated whores in the first place.

Also if you work out the true return on investment and the economics of it all, the working girl business model wins every single time over picking up girls in a bar.

Over 2000 working girls later and dozens of STI test and I never got a damn thing.

[Mawse]

Possible, remember the average punter they service is a stinky, ugly middle aged fatty with a combover.

If you're in great shape and have the looks and personality to pull normal women that puts you way ahead of the curve , and some of them really are college girls who need cash

What is it with getbiggers going down on rented snatch though? wiggs, halo, jnr, wtf guys come on 

[Uncle Junior]

she faked it. You can't be a good lover if you are always paying for sex. Learning how to please the opposite sex comes from having sex with women who communicate with you and that comes from trust and intimacy. Prostitutes tell you what you want to hear. They are only interested in your money and having you as a regular customer.

Biology is biology and human physiology is the same regardless of if a woman is a working girl or not.

A woman might be able to fake having an orgasm during penetrative sex but never during oral sex to the fine pussy eating connoisseur with a trained and refined eye.

You simply cannot fake vaginal muscle spasm or convulsions or taste of her climax on your tongue.

Please don't argue this point with me because I am to pussy licking what Dan Duchaine is to steroids.

I have even watched Ron Jeremy instructional videos for fucks sake.

Mwah
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[booty]

I just realised something. Junior went down on a woman who had another mans dick inside her an hour or two ago. He basically sucked another dick.  

[booty]

Biology is biology and human physiology is the same regardless of if a woman is a working girl or not.

A woman might be able to fake having an orgasm during penetrative sex but never during oral sex to the fine pussy eating connoisseur with a trained and refined eye.

You simply cannot fake vaginal muscle spasm or convulsions or taste of her climax on your tongue.

Please don't argue this point with me because I am to pussy licking what Dan Duchaine is to steroids.

I have even watched Ron Jeremy instructional videos for fucks sake.

Mwah
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You wouldn't know what a woman's orgasm is. You are the fool

[visualizeperfection]

Precisely the reason why having sex with working girls in a controlled environment (who get regularly tested as retirement of employment) is exponentially safer than picking up girls in a club, this is the irony and tragedy of it all with the misconceptions that these girls get labeled with.

Girls that give it up to you at a bar are essentially unsophisticated whores in the first place.

Also if you work out the true return on investment and the economics of it all, the working girl business model wins every single time over picking up girls in a bar.

Over 2000 working girls later and dozens of STI test and I never got a damn thing.

agree to disagree.

I do keep antibiotics on standby though 

[Uncle Junior]

Possible, remember the average punter they service is a stinky, ugly middle aged fatty with a combover.

If you're in great shape and have the looks and personality to pull normal women that puts you way ahead of the curve , and some of them really are college girls who need cash

What is it with getbiggers going down on rented snatch though? wiggs, halo, jnr, wtf guys come on  

Off course the other great misconception is that if you use working girls this is because you somehow can't or are not able to pull women outside that environment and need to pay for sex because you can't get it otherwise.

This might be true if you are say disabled or an wes OAP, Obese or generally unattractive individual etc.

But for successful, good looking, charming young men like me that's simply not the case and using working girls or escorts is essentially a bonus, cost effective, time saving method to have my cake and eat it whenever I want and at my convenience

Many guys that use working girls are your every day typical guys, often married men who just want that little bit extra.

Lets take example of Tiger Woods, why did he use working girls, was it because he couldn't get the girls in real life?  

Why does Silvio Bellusconi (the former Italian President) have bunga bunga parties with working girls?

There are countless other examples I could give.

Prostitution is the oldest trade in history for a reason and always will be.

Let's end this hypocrisy and moral crusade nonsense and legalize it like it is in Amsterdam.

The dutch are always ahead of the rest of the world in these areas.

[Simple Simon]

Precisely the reason why having sex with working girls in a controlled environment (who get regularly tested as retirement of employment) is exponentially safer than picking up girls in a club, this is the irony and tragedy of it all with the misconceptions that these girls get labeled with.

Girls that give it up to you at a bar are essentially unsophisticated whores in the first place.

Also if you work out the true return on investment and the economics of it all, the working girl business model wins every single time over picking up girls in a bar.

Over 2000 working girls later and dozens of STI test and I never got a damn thing.

Junior, girls on one night stands fuck you because they want to.
Whores fuck you because you pay them.
Whores despise you regardless of what you might think.

If it makes you feel good then you carry on believing these whores actually like and respect you.

Fucking hell, you are even more desperate to be loved than I thought.

[Simple Simon]

Off course the other great misconception is that if you use working girls this is because you somehow can't or are not able to pull women outside that environment and need to pay for sex because you can't get it otherwise.

This might be true if you are say disabled or an OAP, Obese or generally unattractive individual etc.

But for successful, good looking, charming young men like me that's simply not the case and using working girls or escorts is essentially a bonus, cost effective, time saving method to have my cake and eat it.

Many guys that use working girls are your every day typical guys, often married men who just want that little bit extra.

Lets take example of Tiger Woods, why did he use working girls, was it because he couldn't get the girls in real life?  

Why does Silvio Bellusconi (the former Italian President) have bunga bunga parties with working girls?

There are countless other examples I could give.

Prostitution is the oldest trade in history for a reason and always will be.

Let's end this hypocrisy and moral crusade nonsense and legalize it like it is in Amsterdam.

The dutch are always ahead of the rest of the world in these areas.

All the people you have quoted have used whores but they have all had successful "real" relationships.
You on the other hand havent, its always been about the money, even Bikinislut took the cash.

[Uncle Junior]

You wouldn't know what a woman's orgasm is. You are the fool

You wouldn't know how to construct a logical rational counter argument if you wanted to, it requires intelligence and deep thinking.

Mwah
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[booty]

You wouldn't know how to construct a logical rational counter argument if you wanted to, it requires intelligence and deep thinking.

Mwah
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You wouldn't know how to take good advice from a woman who you weren't paying to give you advice.

[Parker]

Precisely the reason why having sex with working girls in a controlled environment (who get regularly tested as retirement of employment) is exponentially safer than picking up girls in a club, this is the irony and tragedy of it all with the misconceptions that these girls get labeled with.

Girls that give it up to you at a bar are essentially unsophisticated whores in the first place.

Also if you work out the true return on investment and the economics of it all, the working girl business model wins every single time over picking up girls in a bar.

Over 2000 working girls later and dozens of STI test and I never got a damn thing.

Yes, you fork over cash...
That is of course a winning business model for them.

Therein lies the problem. You view things as a commodity. Like going to the store. Which gives others a glimpse of how your mind works. There is a lonely man in there. Wanting to belong, to be accepted....


Or maybe you just like banging hookers.

[Simple Simon]

You wouldn't know how to construct a logical rational counter argument if you wanted to, it requires intelligence and deep thinking.

Mwah
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And you have to resort to cheap insults designed as arguments.
Fatback of peace.

[Uncle Junior]

All the people you have quoted have used whores but they have all had successful "real" relationships.
You on the other hand havent, its always been about the money, even Bikinislut took the cash.

Your argument is nonsensical and you contradict yourself with this post.

If these people had "real" relationships, why did they/do they have a need to use working girls then if clearly they were/are so happy with what they get at home?

According to your argument people who use prostitutes do so because they can't have "real" meaningful relationships in real life, right?  

Let me break it down to you is sex is sex ( a carnal desire) and relationships are relationships the two don't have to be mutually exclusive.

Mwah
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[Skorp1o]

Paid third world Hookers over hot girls you pulled yourslef while out....are we really having this argument now?

[Simple Simon]

Your argument is nonsensical and you contradict yourself with this post.

If these people had "real" relationships, why did they/do they have a need to use working girls then if clearly they were/are so happy with what they get at home?

According to your argument people who use prostitutes do so because they can't have "real" meaningful relationships in real life, right?  

Let me break it down to you is sex is sex ( a carnal desire) and relationships are relationships the two don't have to be mutually exclusive.

Mwah
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Junior, to hand out life lessons you have to have lived outside the bubble.

Your life has always been a controlled environment, you have been protected and enclosed by a wad of cash all your life.
You have never understood having to "earn" anything, you 'want' it, you just buy it.

It shows in your appreciation of money, you think money is the answer to everything, you will throw thousands of dollars at some random people on an internet forum who frankly wouldn't bat an eyelid if you died tomorrow.
Seriously dont you have anything in your life thats more deserving of a $1000 than fitting out Joshs apartment with new furniture?
So, for future reference, just keep your posts to "I fucked a whore", Dr Phil or Oprah you aint.

[Uncle Junior]

You wouldn't know how to take good advice from a woman who you weren't paying to give you advice.

Why would I ever take advice from a woman about sex or relationships it would be like reading "Dear Deidre" in the Sun and I am not into taking advice from agony aunts!  

Finally I think I have cracked booty's future occupation....

"Dear Booty...lmao  
 

[Simple Simon]

Why would I ever take advice from a woman about sex or relationships it would be like reading "Dear Deidre" in the Sun and I am not into taking advice from agony aunts!  

Finally I think I have cracked booty's future occupation....

"Dear Booty...lmao  
 

Psst, if you want to know how a womans mind works , ask a woman.

But make sure she isnt on the payroll.

[booty]

Psst, if you want to know how a womans mind works , ask a woman.

But make sure she isnt on the payroll.

perfectly said.

[Uncle Junior]

Junior, to hand out life lessons you have to have lived outside the bubble.

Your life has always been a controlled environment, you have been protected and enclosed by a wad of cash all your life.
You have never understood having to "earn" anything, you 'want' it, you just buy it.

It shows in your appreciation of money, you think money is the answer to everything, you will throw thousands of dollars at some random people on an internet forum who frankly wouldn't bat an eyelid if you died tomorrow.
Seriously dont you have anything in your life thats more deserving of a $1000 than fitting out Joshs apartment with new furniture?
So, for future reference, just keep your posts to "I fucked a whore", Dr Phil or Oprah you aint.

I am going to ignore the first part of your post because its just drivel nonfactual verbatim and we would just be going in circles covering old ground, but you wouldn't know the first thing about my working life, employment record or what I have or haven't "earned".

I think I mentioned before my first ever job was at McDonald's at the weekends flipping burgers when I was just 16, so that should tell you a little something about my work ethic.

The truth is the only thing I ever received from my dad  was the buckle end of his belt when he was drunk, but I am not bitter, different culture back then I am actually glad he disciplined me the way he did because it built character and gave me the desire and ambition to want better.

With regards to giving money away to random people over the internet etc.

I never judge people based on who they were in the past, I judge them based on who they are today and I always back the underdogs and try and give people a shot or a break where I can because many people did that for me at a time when I was on my ass and needed a helping hand.

This is karma and uncle junior despite what you think is the protector of the weak and vulnerable and doesn't like bullies and doesn't need to justify his reasons for doing so.

Uncle Junior Approved
Shepard of Sinai
 

[Uncle Junior]

Psst, if you want to know how a womans mind works , ask a woman.

But make sure she isnt on the payroll.

That's just it, I DON'T want to know how a woman's mind works, it would frighten the life out of me and be like watching reruns of Nightmare on Elm Street. 

[booty]

That's just it, I DON'T want to know how a woman's mind works, it would frighten the life out of me and be like watching reruns of Nightmare on Elm Street. 

If you have an understanding of women then you might be able to have a relationship with one.

[Simple Simon]

I am going to ignore the first part of your post because its just drivel nonfactual verbatim and we would just be going in circles covering old ground, but you wouldn't know the first thing about my working life, employment record or what I have or haven't "earned".

I think I mentioned before my first ever job was at McDonald's at the weekends flipping burgers when I was just 16, so that should tell you a little something about my work ethic.

The truth is the only thing I ever received from my dad  was the buckle end of his belt when he was drunk, but I am not bitter, different culture back then I am actually glad he disciplined me the way he did because it built character and gave me the desire and ambition to want better.

With regards to giving money away to random people over the internet etc.

I never judge people based on who they were in the past, I judge them based on who they are today and I always back the underdogs and try and give people a shot or a break where I can because many people did that for me at a time when I was on my ass and needed a helping hand.

This is karma and uncle junior despite what you think is the protector of the weak and vulnerable and doesn't like bullies and doesn't need to justify his reasons for doing so.

Uncle Junior Approved
Shepard of Sinai
 

You don't have a working life, I caught you out in that lie a while back when you told Booty you had an office in Soho for your Telecoms business, when I confronted you that there were no Telecoms businesses trading on that street you said you had moved offices a week ago 

Bullshit artist of peace

You get up in the morning and its gym and whore house, you have written as much many times, if you worked you would be in work numbnuts.

As for protecting the weak and vulnerable, where were you the other week when someone needed help finding a place to stay in London?

[Vince B]

Going down on a prostitute is something only a few would admit to and even fewer would want to do. Boasting about pleasuring said professional shows that UJ almost died for you bitches!

Booty is there watching every move the fearless Junior makes.

[Uncle Junior]

Yes, you fork over cash...
That is of course a winning business model for them.

Therein lies the problem. You view things as a commodity. Like going to the store. Which gives others a glimpse of how your mind works. There is a lonely man in there. Wanting to belong, to be accepted....


Or maybe you just like banging hookers.

Yes I just like banging hookers, it's an addiction a buzz and a thrill just like gambling. Constant adventure.

Now lets examine the economics of visiting prostitutes vs  attempting to pick up girls at a bar and other considerations.

First question you have to ask yourself is how many times a day, week, month etc do you want to have sex. This fundamental part and premise of the equation.

Lets just say for example you want to have sex 3 times a week (now my requirements are far higher than that) but this is just hypothetical illustration for examples sake.

....So:

The Working Girl Model:

a) Go on the internet, (free) find a girl you want to bang.
b) Pick up phone and make an appointment (like 10p for a phone call)  
c) Get in car and go to her place
d) Pay between say on average £100 an hour to get guaranteed sex including all services, anal possibly £20 extra depending on the girl.
e) Guaranteed it will be protected sex so no STD's to worry about  
  
....you may have some other ancilliary costs like kamagra, proviron, couple of bottles of wine, some cigarettes etc but that's not much.

So basically lets say you have spent £300 to have guaranteed sex 3 times a week....sounds like a good deal to me.

...now lets looks at the other side of the equation:

The picking up chicks at bar:

a) Take a shower, do up your hair, put on nice clothes, cologne etc and call a cab to take you into central London (cos you can't risk drinking an driving) so that's gonna be like £20 there already.
b) Go to some club/bar whatever gonna assume you are not a VIP kinda guy and regular bloke and pay say £20 to get into a club.
c) Might get shit about "no single guys allowed" and shit depending on the club.
d) Make phone call and buy 3gs of coke on average cos I don't like partying without etc, so that's another £150 on average right there. BOOM.
e) Spend like at least (and this is absolute minimum)  £100 on drinks just for yourself and if you getting some chick some drinks too make that £200.
f) Stand around like a prat going in toilet every two minutes to do line of coke.
g) Ok so now you got your confidence and ready to hit the chicks.
h) "Hi darling, fuck you look sexy, small chit chat, bollox...blah blah blah (hard work)
i) You are not even guaranteed to get laid and could have just spent that money for nothing.
j) After club shuts, another £10 for food, Burger King, Kebab whatever.
k) Spend another £20 for cab home (WITH OR WITHOUT A GIRL)
l) wake up next day with fucking huge hangover miss gym session and can't be fucked to go to work so you cost yourself even more money.


And this is just a cheap night out, nothing fancy, no Dom no Cristal, tables etc.!!!! Ask Skorp he will tell you.

So lets do maths:

Cab there £20
Get in club £20
Drinks £100-200 depending
Food after club £10
Cab home £20

.....So now you just spent £170-£270 on a night out without even any guarantee's of getting laid.

Now remember I said you wanna have sex 3 times a week right, so multiply that by 3

So £170-£270 x 3 = £510-810 a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No to mention the time lost at work, gym, hangovers and fucking up your health.

Now most sex with chicks at bar is gonna be unprotected cos you can't resist when high and drunk so bring in the STD's into the equation.

So banging a hoe 3 times a week costs just £300 and is guaranteed and safe sex.
Banging hoe at club costs between £500-810 and a world of hurt.

I didn't get to where I am not being able to do the maths and figuring out  return on investment models.

Off course banging hookers is cheaper and safer every single time.