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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #200 on: May 25, 2014, 04:06:16 AM »
Boasting about pleasuring said professional shows that UJ almost died for you bitches!

First funny comment you've ever made!!!  ;D

Congratulations, keep it up!

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #201 on: May 25, 2014, 04:19:23 AM »
Junior,

Has anyone ever told you that you have a resemblance to Mike Sorrentino?



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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #202 on: May 25, 2014, 04:21:33 AM »

Yes I just like banging hookers, it's an addiction a buzz and a thrill just like gambling. Constant adventure.

Now lets examine the economics of visiting prostitutes vs  attempting to pick up girls at a bar and other considerations.

First question you have to ask yourself is how many times a day, week, month etc do you want to have sex. This fundamental part and premise of the equation.

Lets just say for example you want to have sex 3 times a week (now my requirements are far higher than that) but this is just hypothetical illustration for examples sake.

....So:

The Working Girl Model:

a) Go on the internet, (free) find a girl you want to bang.
b) Pick up phone and make an appointment (like 10p for a phone call)  ;D
c) Get in car and go to her place
d) Pay between say on average £100 an hour to get guaranteed sex including all services, anal possibly £20 extra depending on the girl.
e) Guaranteed it will be protected sex so no STD's to worry about  
  
....you may have some other ancilliary costs like kamagra, proviron, couple of bottles of wine, some cigarettes etc but that's not much.

So basically lets say you have spent £300 to have guaranteed sex 3 times a week....sounds like a good deal to me.

...now lets looks at the other side of the equation:

The picking up chicks at bar:

a) Take a shower, do up your hair, put on nice clothes, cologne etc and call a cab to take you into central London (cos you can't risk drinking an driving) so that's gonna be like £20 there already.
b) Go to some club/bar whatever gonna assume you are not a VIP kinda guy and regular bloke and pay say £20 to get into a club.
c) Might get shit about "no single guys allowed" and shit depending on the club.
d) Make phone call and buy 3gs of coke on average cos I don't like partying without etc, so that's another £150 on average right there. BOOM.
e) Spend like at least (and this is absolute minimum)  £100 on drinks just for yourself and if you getting some chick some drinks too make that £200.
f) Stand around like a prat going in toilet every two minutes to do line of coke.
g) Ok so now you got your confidence and ready to hit the chicks.
h) "Hi darling, fuck you look sexy, small chit chat, bollox...blah blah blah (hard work)
i) You are not even guaranteed to get laid and could have just spent that money for nothing.
j) After club shuts, another £10 for food, Burger King, Kebab whatever.
k) Spend another £20 for cab home (WITH OR WITHOUT A GIRL)
l) wake up next day with fucking huge hangover miss gym session and can't be fucked to go to work so you cost yourself even more money.


And this is just a cheap night out, nothing fancy, no Dom no Cristal, tables etc.!!!! Ask Skorp he will tell you.

So lets do maths:

Cab there £20
Get in club £20
Drinks £100-200 depending
Food after club £10
Cab home £20

.....So now you just spent £170-£270 on a night out without even any guarantee's of getting laid.

Now remember I said you wanna have sex 3 times a week right, so multiply that by 3

So £170-£270 x 3 = £510-810 a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No to mention the time lost at work, gym, hangovers and fucking up your health.

Now most sex with chicks at bar is gonna be unprotected cos you can't resist when high and drunk so bring in the STD's into the equation.

So banging a hoe 3 times a week costs just £300 and is guaranteed and safe sex.
Banging hoe at club costs between £500-810 and a world of hurt.

I didn't get to where I am not being able to do the maths and figuring out  return on investment models.

Off course banging hookers is cheaper and safer every single time.



 
 

 
You paid the business club or restaurant the money. Not unless you have the intent on having sex with the food or drink. These places have to make money, and people pay to enter a place for other people to meet, dance or have fun.
You paid for the cab, wow...you need a ride, you gotta pay for the services.
You know that there are millions of men who get laid, without having to fork over the cash for hookers.
If you look at the money you've spent over the years, chances are the losses are more...
More than you think. The biggest loss is upstairs.

Instead of thinking of life as wins and losses (I know I used loss up above), look at it as you cannot experience it fully by taken the easy road. They easy way, the short cut.

Groink may get shit for his attitude, but do think he would brag about paying for something, when many times the woman actually desired him?

And that is key, desire.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #203 on: May 25, 2014, 04:23:00 AM »
If you have an understanding of women then you might be able to have a relationship with one.

I don't want "a relationship", the very thought of being chained to one person who is just continuously going to deteriorate, do my head in and become more senile by the day makes me want to hang myself, what part this don't you understand sweetie?  ::)

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #204 on: May 25, 2014, 04:29:39 AM »
Paid third world Hookers over hot girls you pulled yourslef while out....are we really having this argument now?



"hot girls" Oh really?  ::)


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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #205 on: May 25, 2014, 04:30:34 AM »

I don't want "a relationship", the very thought of being chained to one person who is just continuously going to deteriorate, do my head in and become more senile by the day makes me want to hang myself, what part this don't you understand sweetie?  ::)


Brings popcorn........

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #206 on: May 25, 2014, 04:34:02 AM »
"hot girls" Oh really?  ::)



That black chick would have Halo drooling. ;D

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #207 on: May 25, 2014, 04:37:59 AM »
You don't have a working life, I caught you out in that lie a while back when you told Booty you had an office in Soho for your Telecoms business, when I confronted you that there were no Telecoms businesses trading on that street you said you had moved offices a week ago  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Bullshit artist of peace

You get up in the morning and its gym and whore house, you have written as much many times, if you worked you would be in work numbnuts.

As for protecting the weak and vulnerable, where were you the other week when someone needed help finding a place to stay in London?

Like I said I ain't getting into this argument again cos it's boring and stale and you are just fishing for more info.

Yes I have an office in Soho, yes it's an IT/Telecoms company and registered as a PLC and no I don't have to even work if I don't want to or even be there if I don't want, that's what the management team and other directors get paid for.

Yes I help people who are vulnerable or weak but there is a difference between helping and enabling someone you care about hurt themselves more. It's called tough love.





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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #208 on: May 25, 2014, 04:39:29 AM »
That black chick would have Halo drooling. ;D

He has already seen the video of her sucking my 6 inches of peace.

If he was in London I would hook him up.

BRING BACK HALO.

Fuck I miss talking to him in pm's about hoes and juice.



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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #209 on: May 25, 2014, 04:39:42 AM »

I don't want "a relationship", the very thought of being chained to one person who is just continuously going to deteriorate, do my head in and become more senile by the day makes me want to hang myself, what part this don't you understand sweetie?  ::)

When you love someone you don't feel chained to them. They have your heart. And you have theirs. I think you are a little boy that has never felt love. You lead a shallow empty existence.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #210 on: May 25, 2014, 04:44:55 AM »
If junior has the money and this is what make hem happy. So what ?

Nothing wrong with paying for sex, as you we do it anyway ( married, relation...ect

What matter is doing what make you happy, however, idon't  agree with the way to announce it on the site.

Just keep it to yourself and enjoy it.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #211 on: May 25, 2014, 04:48:04 AM »
When you love someone you don't feel chained to them. They have your heart. And you have theirs. I think you are a little boy that has never felt love. You lead a shallow empty existence.

Seems Booty has finally found someone worthy of being saved. This is going to be fun.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #212 on: May 25, 2014, 05:08:23 AM »
When you love someone you don't feel chained to them. They have your heart. And you have theirs. I think you are a little boy that has never felt love. You lead a shallow empty existence.

I never "loved" anyone, I am not able to have relationship, don't know how to treat the ladies etc oh really???

I can't believe I am posting this shit to validate stuff to booty. ??? ??? ::)

I came on this board after I broke up with my x fiance who miscarried my baby being a fuck wit that she is after living with her for 4 years, didn't you ever read my old estrogenic posts about how much I loved her before I discovered the merits of testosterone? Guess not.

This was us in Dubai few months back, (was her leg in that plane photo I posted) we sorta ending up fucking again, she wants to fucking go exclusive again now, pestering me to put that ring back on her finger again dropping hints, slipping condoms off during sex and shit trying to get preggers.  ::)

I have made it very fucking clear, I said "FUCK THAT", never going to happen. Ain't going through that shit again, we can talk, we go out for drinks fuck whatever, but that's exactly the way its staying, nothing else, no fucking heavy stuff or telling me what to do, hate that shit.


You piss me off booty but weirdly I don't know why the fuck I like you, in a weird way, maybe it's just cos your blonde?




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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #213 on: May 25, 2014, 05:13:22 AM »
I never "loved" anyone, I am not able to have relationship, don't know how to treat the ladies etc oh really???

I can't believe I am posting this shit to validate stuff to booty. ??? ??? ::)

I came on this board after I broke up with my x fiance who miscarried my baby being a fuck wit that she is after living with her for 4 years, didn't you ever read my old estrogenic posts about how much I loved her before I discovered the merits of testosterone? Guess not.

This was us in Dubai few months back, (was her leg in that plane photo I posted) we sorta ending up fucking again, she wants to fucking go exclusive again now, pestering me to put that ring back on her finger again dropping hints, slipping condoms off during sex and shit trying to get preggers.  ::)

I have made it very fucking clear, I said "FUCK THAT", never going to happen. Ain't going through that shit again, we can talk, we go out for drinks fuck whatever, but that's exactly the way its staying, nothing else, no fucking heavy stuff or telling me what to do, hate that shit.


You piss me off booty but weirdly I don't know why the fuck I like you, in a little sisterly way?




I piss you off because I speak my mind. I don't tell you what you want to hear. I am very honest and fair.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #214 on: May 25, 2014, 05:17:16 AM »

Yes I just like banging hookers, it's an addiction a buzz and a thrill just like gambling. Constant adventure.

Now lets examine the economics of visiting prostitutes vs  attempting to pick up girls at a bar and other considerations.

First question you have to ask yourself is how many times a day, week, month etc do you want to have sex. This fundamental part and premise of the equation.

Lets just say for example you want to have sex 3 times a week (now my requirements are far higher than that) but this is just hypothetical illustration for examples sake.

....So:

The Working Girl Model:

a) Go on the internet, (free) find a girl you want to bang.
b) Pick up phone and make an appointment (like 10p for a phone call)  ;D
c) Get in car and go to her place
d) Pay between say on average £100 an hour to get guaranteed sex including all services, anal possibly £20 extra depending on the girl.
e) Guaranteed it will be protected sex so no STD's to worry about  
  
....you may have some other ancilliary costs like kamagra, proviron, couple of bottles of wine, some cigarettes etc but that's not much.

So basically lets say you have spent £300 to have guaranteed sex 3 times a week....sounds like a good deal to me.

...now lets looks at the other side of the equation:

The picking up chicks at bar:

a) Take a shower, do up your hair, put on nice clothes, cologne etc and call a cab to take you into central London (cos you can't risk drinking an driving) so that's gonna be like £20 there already.
b) Go to some club/bar whatever gonna assume you are not a VIP kinda guy and regular bloke and pay say £20 to get into a club.
c) Might get shit about "no single guys allowed" and shit depending on the club.
d) Make phone call and buy 3gs of coke on average cos I don't like partying without etc, so that's another £150 on average right there. BOOM.
e) Spend like at least (and this is absolute minimum)  £100 on drinks just for yourself and if you getting some chick some drinks too make that £200.
f) Stand around like a prat going in toilet every two minutes to do line of coke.
g) Ok so now you got your confidence and ready to hit the chicks.
h) "Hi darling, fuck you look sexy, small chit chat, bollox...blah blah blah (hard work)
i) You are not even guaranteed to get laid and could have just spent that money for nothing.
j) After club shuts, another £10 for food, Burger King, Kebab whatever.
k) Spend another £20 for cab home (WITH OR WITHOUT A GIRL)
l) wake up next day with fucking huge hangover miss gym session and can't be fucked to go to work so you cost yourself even more money.


And this is just a cheap night out, nothing fancy, no Dom no Cristal, tables etc.!!!! Ask Skorp he will tell you.

So lets do maths:

Cab there £20
Get in club £20
Drinks £100-200 depending
Food after club £10
Cab home £20

.....So now you just spent £170-£270 on a night out without even any guarantee's of getting laid.

Now remember I said you wanna have sex 3 times a week right, so multiply that by 3

So £170-£270 x 3 = £510-810 a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No to mention the time lost at work, gym, hangovers and fucking up your health.

Now most sex with chicks at bar is gonna be unprotected cos you can't resist when high and drunk so bring in the STD's into the equation.

So banging a hoe 3 times a week costs just £300 and is guaranteed and safe sex.
Banging hoe at club costs between £500-810 and a world of hurt.

I didn't get to where I am not being able to do the maths and figuring out  return on investment models.

Off course banging hookers is cheaper and safer every single time.




And that my friend shows exactly what I have been talking about since you came on this forum.
You have no grasp of how the general public live.

I could (even at my age) go out tonight and spend £30 tops and get laid.

Its how normal people do it.
Just because you have to go to that expense doesn't mean everyone does.

You are the biggest loser we have ever had on this forum by a country mile.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #215 on: May 25, 2014, 05:20:39 AM »
Like I said I ain't getting into this argument again cos it's boring and stale and you are just fishing for more info.

Yes I have an office in Soho, yes it's an IT/Telecoms company and registered as a PLC and no I don't have to even work if I don't want to or even be there if I don't want, that's what the management team and other directors get paid for.

Yes I help people who are vulnerable or weak but there is a difference between helping and enabling someone you care about hurt themselves more. It's called tough love.








if thats directed at who i think it is

you are a fucking idiot
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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #216 on: May 25, 2014, 05:23:18 AM »
Like I said I ain't getting into this argument again cos it's boring and stale and you are just fishing for more info.

Yes I have an office in Soho, yes it's an IT/Telecoms company and registered as a PLC and no I don't have to even work if I don't want to or even be there if I don't want, that's what the management team and other directors get paid for.

Yes I help people who are vulnerable or weak but there is a difference between helping and enabling someone you care about hurt themselves more. It's called tough love.





No you dont have an office in Soho, you lied about it, dont you remember?

As for the last line, fuck you, you snivelling fat fuck.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #217 on: May 25, 2014, 05:23:48 AM »

I could (even at my age) go out tonight and spend £30 tops and get laid.

Its how normal people do it.


Bullshit. Very few men can go out and know they are going to get sex on the first night if they meet a woman. Women can do that but I doubt many men can.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #218 on: May 25, 2014, 05:25:57 AM »
No you dont have an office in Soho, you lied about it, dont you remember?

As for the last line, fuck you, you snivelling fat fuck.
Junior can't tell the truth ever.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #219 on: May 25, 2014, 05:26:52 AM »
Junior fucks prostitutes, does steroids, gambles, and enjoys drugs... AND he documents this for all of getbig to enjoy.  

Where's the problem?  

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #220 on: May 25, 2014, 05:27:11 AM »
And that my friend shows exactly what I have been talking about since you came on this forum.
You have no grasp of how the general public live.

I could (even at my age) go out tonight and spend £30 tops and get laid.

Its how normal people do it.
Just because you have to go to that expense doesn't mean everyone does.

You are the biggest loser we have ever had on this forum by a country mile.

Cos you probably live in somewhere like Newcastle or something, not like that in London, can't walk 20 yards without spending 30 quid.
 
You don't even fucking drink or take coke for fucks sake and your the one calling me a loser???  ::)

Ironic!

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #221 on: May 25, 2014, 05:27:54 AM »
I never "loved" anyone, I am not able to have relationship, don't know how to treat the ladies etc oh really???

I can't believe I am posting this shit to validate stuff to booty. ??? ??? ::)

I came on this board after I broke up with my x fiance who miscarried my baby being a fuck wit that she is after living with her for 4 years, didn't you ever read my old estrogenic posts about how much I loved her before I discovered the merits of testosterone? Guess not.

This was us in Dubai few months back, (was her leg in that plane photo I posted) we sorta ending up fucking again, she wants to fucking go exclusive again now, pestering me to put that ring back on her finger again dropping hints, slipping condoms off during sex and shit trying to get preggers.  ::)

I have made it very fucking clear, I said "FUCK THAT", never going to happen. Ain't going through that shit again, we can talk, we go out for drinks fuck whatever, but that's exactly the way its staying, nothing else, no fucking heavy stuff or telling me what to do, hate that shit.


You piss me off booty but weirdly I don't know why the fuck I like you, in a weird way, maybe it's just cos your blonde?





That was the girl you posted her tit pictures on here remember?
Shes just another paid whore.
No one would post a nude picture of a girl they had been in a relationship for 4 years on the internet.

Well, not someone in their right fucking mind.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #222 on: May 25, 2014, 05:29:26 AM »
Bullshit. Very few men can go out and know they are going to get sex on the first night if they meet a woman. Women can do that but I doubt many men can.

No, not old washed up pervs who prowl beaches with a hidden camera taking "upskirts" of 12 year olds.

No they cant, they give of a certain vibe that women pick up on.

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #223 on: May 25, 2014, 05:29:31 AM »
The bid for relevance continues.    ::)

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Re: Just finished a 4 hour sex session with two chicks then got KFC
« Reply #224 on: May 25, 2014, 05:29:36 AM »
That was the girl you posted her tit pictures on here remember?
Shes just another paid whore.
No one would post a nude picture of a girl they had been in a relationship for 4 years on the internet.

Well, not someone in their right fucking mind.

Yes same girl.

Do I strike you as someone in their right fucking mind???

There is your answer right there.