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At my girlfriend's boss's house. Should be a great time.

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2014, 03:12:07 AM »
At my girlfriend's boss's house. Should be a great time.

I have a feeling you are gonna be very popular. It's a pain in the ass trying to spend all those $1 bills, trust me.

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2014, 04:32:34 AM »
chiro getting ready to lube up in this thread
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2014, 06:15:01 AM »
Chiro you forgot to say "no homo" :) :) :)

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2014, 07:03:32 AM »
When you go, carry two pounds of frozen salmon with you in a bag.

When anyone asks why you are carrying it, say "it needs to defrost", and nothing more.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2014, 08:18:15 AM »
At my girlfriend's boss's house. Should be a great time.
Translated: My dealer got me a sweet gig stripping for a gay couple and their friends.  Should be able to make some money and soil some white towels.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2014, 08:21:44 AM »
just like going to a pool party at a heterosexual couples house.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2014, 08:56:32 AM »
When you go, carry two pounds of frozen salmon with you in a bag.

When anyone asks why you are carrying it, say "it needs to defrost", and nothing more.

LOL!!!

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2014, 08:58:14 AM »
just like going to a pool party at a heterosexual couples house.

As long as there's no homosex happening out in the open I'm 100% cool with it. My girl assured me it won't be weird.


Homosex in the pool I am ok with however.

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2014, 12:21:34 PM »
Be sure to bring a white towel.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2014, 01:59:17 PM »
And the invites for the rest of the Y boarders ???

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2014, 05:50:03 PM »
Be sure to wear your competition bronzer, but don't go in the pool or the water around you will look like you squirt your trunks.  ;D
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2014, 08:25:09 PM »
Be sure to wear your competition bronzer, but don't go in the pool or the water around you will look like you squirt your trunks.  ;D

I will bring my girl's water resistant Jan-Tana  ;D

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2014, 08:51:52 PM »
As long as there's no homosex happening out in the open I'm 100% cool with it. My girl assured me it won't be weird.


Homosex in the pool I am ok with however.

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2014, 04:31:36 PM »
Why is their being gay a big deal?

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2014, 05:34:08 PM »
Why is their being gay a big deal?

Because the chance of spontaneous male buttfucking is higher than if you went to a hetero couple's house.

That would be uncomfortable if it happened.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2014, 06:56:23 PM »
Why is their being gay a big deal?
He's bragging about getting laid.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2014, 10:04:59 PM »
Because the chance of spontaneous male buttfucking is higher than if you went to a hetero couple's house.

That would be uncomfortable if it happened.


Yes it's simply a mathematical/statistical issue. I have nothing against gay people I just don't happen to have many in my social or professional circles for some reason. Perhaps I should acquire more gay friends.

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2014, 12:17:20 AM »

Yes it's simply a mathematical/statistical issue. I have nothing against gay people I just don't happen to have many in my social or professional circles for some reason. Perhaps I should acquire more gay friends.

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2014, 05:48:33 AM »

Yes it's simply a mathematical/statistical issue. I have nothing against gay people I just don't happen to have many in my social or professional circles for some reason. Perhaps I should acquire more gay friends.

If the buttsex does break out, you could make an easy excuse to leave by stating your salmon's defrosted now and needs refrigeration.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2014, 07:02:26 AM »
If the buttsex does break out, you could make an easy excuse to leave by stating your salmon's defrosted now and needs refrigeration.
Gay people have refrigerators too!!
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2014, 07:39:35 AM »
Because the chance of spontaneous male buttfucking is higher than if you went to a hetero couple's house.

That would be uncomfortable if it happened.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2014, 08:08:04 AM »
Gay people have refrigerators too!!

They male versions don't like the smell of fish.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2014, 09:04:09 AM »
I think my outfit choice will play a big role in preventing any homosex advances towards me this weekend. I'm thinking I'll wear my Tapout shirt, so they know I am a strong man and will not be dominated.

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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2014, 09:16:22 AM »
I think my outfit choice will play a big role in preventing any homosex advances towards me this weekend. I'm thinking I'll wear my Tapout shirt, so they know I am a strong man and will not be dominated.


Wrong move.


...someone might try to put you in a rear naked choke hold.