I never say "get me a drink" because that would mean me having to go to a pub with them.
Fuck that, I just do favours for nothing , its way easier.
Some daft twat crashed a jet ski on holiday when we were away once, the dumb shit paid for it, I would have just fucked the guy off.
Anyway, at the airport coming home everyone was eating and he wasnt, he had no money left, I gave him £20 , he asked for my phone number so he could return the money, I said "forget it".
Guy must have thought it was a nice gesture on my part, it wasnt, I just didnt want the idiot ringing me up when I got home.