the had a episode on 2 weeks ago on that emergency room real life show,a guy came in saying his ass hurt n wanted to see a doc in private,then he wouldnt give real name n insisted on paying in cash n not using his medical coverage card from work,he said he got it stuck up his ass while having sex with his neighbor,his neighbor was there with him crying n telling the doctor please dont let him die n can u give me back my vibrater? i paid 55 bucks for that he said,then he started crying again n the doctor told him to relax n everythings gonna b fine