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Question for God people
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:52:44 AM »
God made us in his image apparently. Its made me wonder lately. Therefore, does God shit? Does he sneeze, does he itch , does he cut hair and nails. Does he sleep? Etc.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2014, 10:55:47 AM »
God made us in his image apparently. Its made me wonder lately. Therefore, does God shit? Does he sneeze, does he itch , does he cut hair and nails. Does he sleep? Etc.

Darren....God made "us" in his image.

He made "you" in an image to amuse "us".

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 10:59:21 AM »
God made us in his image apparently. Its made me wonder lately. Therefore, does God shit? Does he sneeze, does he itch , does he cut hair and nails. Does he sleep? Etc.

No. God is a Spirit and not a corporeal being.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2014, 11:12:05 AM »
I thought when God sneezed he looked at his boogers and said....um...that's a jellyfish..

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 11:14:01 AM »
God made us in his image apparently. Its made me wonder lately. Therefore, does God shit? Does he sneeze, does he itch , does he cut hair and nails. Does he sleep? Etc.

Speaking as a god, yes I do sneeze, get hair cuts etc.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014, 11:19:21 AM »
I wonder how much god bench press, his arms must be at least 25 inches ripped.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014, 11:22:36 AM »
I wonder how much god bench press, his arms must be at least 25 inches ripped.

aka Phil" the gift from GOD" Heath.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 11:24:54 AM »
God made us in his image apparently. Its made me wonder lately. Therefore, does God shit? Does he sneeze, does he itch , does he cut hair and nails. Does he sleep? Etc.

I think it means we're also endowed with awareness.  Like the bro said, "In apprehension how like a god."  

It doesn't refer to our perishable physical selves.  But that's just one unwashed opinion.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2014, 11:51:10 AM »
The image of God is not fully defined in scripture, but Jesus Christ is the purest image of God.  

God expresses his nature in a trinity of coequal, coeternal personss in Father, Son and Holy Spirit.  God the Father and the Holy Spirit are divine in nature and are without flesh and bone, while God the Son in Jesus Christ has a dual nature of both divinity and humanity.  Humanity is the highest in God's creation and created with the image or qualities of God in that we can exhibit his love, grace, mercy, peace and judgement to one another (within the scope of humanity).   Christ left the divine and entered into humanity and gave us the perfect example of God's image imprinted upon humanity.

So for me to understand how we're created in God's image we must look to Christ first and examine how he lived his life.  

Hebrews 1:1-3
1 Long ago God spoke many times and in many ways to our ancestors through the prophets. 2 And now in these final days, he has spoken to us through his Son. God promised everything to the Son as an inheritance, and through the Son he created the universe. 3 The Son radiates God’s own glory and expresses the very character of God, and he sustains everything by the mighty power of his command.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2014, 11:51:10 AM »
All I know is god loves you very much.  :)

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2014, 11:51:42 AM »
Ah ok cool. As to what God can bench id say as much as he likes.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2014, 11:56:20 AM »
Ah ok cool. As to what God can bench id say as much as he likes.

But can God create a boulder so heavy He can't lift it?

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2014, 02:27:10 PM »
A question that has been pondered through the ages -

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2014, 02:31:24 PM »
most importantly does god lose his hair ???

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2014, 03:03:27 PM »
 just remember this,GOD is EVIL,put those 2 words together and it says    GO DEVIL,god is like that little kid from the twilight zone episode (ITS A GOOD LIFE) about that little kid who can destroy people with just the thought of his mind.god sits up in heaven n plays games with us n says let me see how i can fuck him over today n watch him get upset,trust me he is evil,fuck god n fuck heavan n fuck it all
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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2014, 03:07:18 PM »
Al Pacino on God  :D :D

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2014, 04:27:00 PM »
God probably doesn't exist so why worry about it?

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2014, 05:05:53 PM »
God must masturbate a lot.  :-[

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2014, 06:40:44 PM »
If God has a color, its black. The first man was black. Adam. God created us in his image.
Surprise. 
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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2014, 07:05:03 PM »
God made us humans different,, we understand that we will die, we see the world, we see the universe.  It is a huge burden to bear that no other creatures have.  God couldn't resist giving us this awareness.  Don't worry about Hell, God owes us all better than that.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2014, 07:31:32 PM »
funny thing about god is that man created him, and we all know how badly we hate man. why torture yourselves and chase your tails?

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2014, 02:36:32 AM »
God made us in his image apparently. Its made me wonder lately. Therefore, does God shit? Does he sneeze, does he itch , does he cut hair and nails. Does he sleep? Etc.
Man created God in his image.  Hope this helps.

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2014, 04:14:27 AM »
god is a cock sucking fruity ass milky licker sizzle chest who wants me to put my baloni in his lunchbox
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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2014, 10:20:27 AM »
god is a cock sucking fruity ass milky licker sizzle chest who wants me to put my baloni in his lunchbox

bad day gracie?

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Re: Question for God people
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2014, 11:16:58 AM »
God used to be a house flipper, then he was a cage fighter, and now he's playing poker "professionally."

house flipper then pro poker then cage fighter