2014 Olympia - Lee Priest's idea for Chick re the press conference

[Vince B]

Imagine how big they'd be if he studied your secret hypertrophy routines, and used your special machines.....

Lee achieved maximum hypertrophy a long time ago.

[avxo]

Lee achieved maximum hypertrophy a long time ago.

Well... eating a lot is very important when you've got shit to do.

[BigRo]

Lee doesn't hold shit back - he lays it all out there.

except for playing down what he uses.

[Wolfox]

My sense of humour goes over the heads of most here. A pity. This photoshop took hours to do. Made me laugh so that is all that matters.

It wasn't easy finding a photo of Bob where he looked distressed. We always joked about his hair. The other dude was easy.

Damn good job on the shop, Vince.

[Skorp1o]

Bodybuilding is about as exciting as watching paint dry. With that said, its the same old bullshit.

During the press conference this is how it will go:

Bob chick: "Okay, whos going to win this years mr. O? What do you think Phil?
Phil Heath: "I am going to take it, I have huge arms."
Bob chick: "uh oh, it looks like youve been training hard, especially with your new supplement line."
Phil Heath: "I am at the top of my game. no one can beat me."
Bob chick: "I dont know about that. I think the Big Bad Wolf may have something to say about that."
Dennis Wolf: I win Mr. O for Mother Russia. I train hard. We shall see."
Bob chick: "Well, Dennis, you placed top 6, but you have a predator on your back. Kai "The Predator" Greene."
Kai Greene: "The universe, the stars, are all aligned for me to win the............blah blah blah."
Bob chick: "Kai, youve been hungry for years, but first you have to get by a vicious Pitbull, Branch."
Branch warren: "Well, you know, i just trained hard. Ill let my body do the talking. I have God on my side. That's right, God."
Bob chick: "You know, we have all this talk, but we cant forget the veterans. There is a Blade that may come slashing through the competition, Dexter."
Dexter jackson: "Ive been Mr. O in the past. Im the mack daddy. Im just bringing my A-game, straight up."
Bob chick: "Oh yeah, thats what im talking about. But dont forget Roelly Winklaar."
Roelly winklaar: "I do it for my trainer, my momma."

The end.

That was a great piece of work son.

I am amazed and surprised that a man of your diminished stature can produce such a gem 

[anabolichalo]

Bodybuilding is about as exciting as watching paint dry. With that said, its the same old bullshit.

During the press conference this is how it will go:

Bob chick: "Okay, whos going to win this years mr. O? What do you think Phil?
Phil Heath: "I am going to take it, I have huge arms."
Bob chick: "uh oh, it looks like youve been training hard, especially with your new supplement line."
Phil Heath: "I am at the top of my game. no one can beat me."
Bob chick: "I dont know about that. I think the Big Bad Wolf may have something to say about that."
Dennis Wolf: I win Mr. O for Mother Russia. I train hard. We shall see."
Bob chick: "Well, Dennis, you placed top 6, but you have a predator on your back. Kai "The Predator" Greene."
Kai Greene: "The universe, the stars, are all aligned for me to win the............blah blah blah."
Bob chick: "Kai, youve been hungry for years, but first you have to get by a vicious Pitbull, Branch."
Branch warren: "Well, you know, i just trained hard. Ill let my body do the talking. I have God on my side. That's right, God."
Bob chick: "You know, we have all this talk, but we cant forget the veterans. There is a Blade that may come slashing through the competition, Dexter."
Dexter jackson: "Ive been Mr. O in the past. Im the mack daddy. Im just bringing my A-game, straight up."
Bob chick: "Oh yeah, thats what im talking about. But dont forget Roelly Winklaar."
Roelly winklaar: "I do it for my trainer, my momma."

The end.

omg

i nearly shat myself laughing

[d0nny2600]

except for playing down what he uses.

I think you missed the joke in his post

[BigRo]

obviously

[Army of One]

Bodybuilding is about as exciting as watching paint dry. With that said, its the same old bullshit.

During the press conference this is how it will go:

Bob chick: "Okay, whos going to win this years mr. O? What do you think Phil?
Phil Heath: "I am going to take it, I have huge arms."
Bob chick: "uh oh, it looks like youve been training hard, especially with your new supplement line."
Phil Heath: "I am at the top of my game. no one can beat me."
Bob chick: "I dont know about that. I think the Big Bad Wolf may have something to say about that."
Dennis Wolf: I win Mr. O for Mother Russia. I train hard. We shall see."
Bob chick: "Well, Dennis, you placed top 6, but you have a predator on your back. Kai "The Predator" Greene."
Kai Greene: "The universe, the stars, are all aligned for me to win the............blah blah blah."
Bob chick: "Kai, youve been hungry for years, but first you have to get by a vicious Pitbull, Branch."
Branch warren: "Well, you know, i just trained hard. Ill let my body do the talking. I have God on my side. That's right, God."
Bob chick: "You know, we have all this talk, but we cant forget the veterans. There is a Blade that may come slashing through the competition, Dexter."
Dexter jackson: "Ive been Mr. O in the past. Im the mack daddy. Im just bringing my A-game, straight up."
Bob chick: "Oh yeah, thats what im talking about. But dont forget Roelly Winklaar."
Roelly winklaar: "I do it for my trainer, my momma."

The end.

The thong is strong with this one

[d0nny2600]

obviously

Lee doesn't hold shit back - he lays it all out there.

He is implying that Lee has a fetish for poop

[gracie bjj]

doesnt bob usually post on getbig? im curious to hear his response to what lee said, bobs seems like a inteligent guy so im sure his response will be pretty funny and witty

[hipolito mejia]

Bodybuilding is about as exciting as watching paint dry. With that said, its the same old bullshit.

During the press conference this is how it will go:

Bob chick: "Okay, whos going to win this years mr. O? What do you think Phil?
Phil Heath: "I am going to take it, I have huge arms."
Bob chick: "uh oh, it looks like youve been training hard, especially with your new supplement line."
Phil Heath: "I am at the top of my game. no one can beat me."
Bob chick: "I dont know about that. I think the Big Bad Wolf may have something to say about that."
Dennis Wolf: I win Mr. O for Mother Russia. I train hard. We shall see."
Bob chick: "Well, Dennis, you placed top 6, but you have a predator on your back. Kai "The Predator" Greene."
Kai Greene: "The universe, the stars, are all aligned for me to win the............blah blah blah."
Bob chick: "Kai, youve been hungry for years, but first you have to get by a vicious Pitbull, Branch."
Branch warren: "Well, you know, i just trained hard. Ill let my body do the talking. I have God on my side. That's right, God."
Bob chick: "You know, we have all this talk, but we cant forget the veterans. There is a Blade that may come slashing through the competition, Dexter."
Dexter jackson: "Ive been Mr. O in the past. Im the mack daddy. Im just bringing my A-game, straight up."
Bob chick: "Oh yeah, thats what im talking about. But dont forget Roelly Winklaar."
Roelly winklaar: "I do it for my trainer, my momma."

The end.

Great job buddy.
Better than Chick itself.  And more interesting than Raw Iron.

[Irongrip400]

Those two have been growling at each other for years.

Are you suggesting those two should just "get a room"? Preferably The Mirage, room 7, by the...

[monstermunch]

Shame Chic is prohibited from posting on GB!

[D-Cord]

I just can't get past those idiotic ring master pimp suits he wears.

Those are hideous.

[Rambone]

"Heros" 

[_bruce_]

Good to see that Lee is getting these things off his chest.

[bigmc]

its time vince was made the athletes rep

then he can pick all the judges for the Olympia

and get first place

[The Ugly]

My sense of humour goes over the heads of most here.

Makes sense now. We just thought you were painfully unfunny. Turns out, we're all just too stupid to get it.

Well played.

[SF1900]

That was a great piece of work son.

I am amazed and surprised that a man of your diminished stature can produce such a gem 

Thats from standing on the shoulder of such great, tall men. 

[SF1900]

The thong is strong with this one

That's what happens when you spend years looking at muscular men who are oiled up in little "posing trunks."

[Lustral]

Bodybuilding is about as exciting as watching paint dry. With that said, its the same old bullshit.

During the press conference this is how it will go:

Bob chick: "Okay, whos going to win this years mr. O? What do you think Phil?
Phil Heath: "I am going to take it, I have huge arms."
Bob chick: "uh oh, it looks like youve been training hard, especially with your new supplement line."
Phil Heath: "I am at the top of my game. no one can beat me."
Bob chick: "I dont know about that. I think the Big Bad Wolf may have something to say about that."
Dennis Wolf: I win Mr. O for Mother Russia. I train hard. We shall see."
Bob chick: "Well, Dennis, you placed top 6, but you have a predator on your back. Kai "The Predator" Greene."
Kai Greene: "The universe, the stars, are all aligned for me to win the............blah blah blah."
Bob chick: "Kai, youve been hungry for years, but first you have to get by a vicious Pitbull, Branch."
Branch warren: "Well, you know, i just trained hard. Ill let my body do the talking. I have God on my side. That's right, God."
Bob chick: "You know, we have all this talk, but we cant forget the veterans. There is a Blade that may come slashing through the competition, Dexter."
Dexter jackson: "Ive been Mr. O in the past. Im the mack daddy. Im just bringing my A-game, straight up."
Bob chick: "Oh yeah, thats what im talking about. But dont forget Roelly Winklaar."
Roelly winklaar: "I do it for my trainer, my momma."

The end.

Getbig hall of fame material.

[SF1900]

Getbig hall of fame material.

I should MC the damn Mr. Olympia. Bob Chick sucks at being an MC!

[Lustral]

I should MC the damn Mr. Olympia. Bob Chick sucks at being an MC!

Someone said Bob is best for job earlier in thread and that bodybuilders are boring...

Get King Kamali to do it. No laboured intros, no awkward pauses just a guy with a fat face shit talking and bringing the lols.

[Ron Harrigan]

its time vince was made the athletes rep

then he can pick all the judges for the Olympia

and get first place

Frank Zane had nothing on Vince.