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Donny

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Masturbation session kills man
« on: September 12, 2014, 08:01:58 AM »
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2014, 08:05:25 AM »
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2014, 08:08:30 AM »
pip kyomu  :-[
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2014, 08:29:23 AM »
Sorry to say, this story did not have a happy ending.
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2014, 08:41:02 AM »
This kills the white man.

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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2014, 08:43:14 AM »
earlier this summer running 200mg tren daily and ECA I was fucking some chick and couldn't cum at a certain point I was all sweaty and out of breath and though how fucked it would be if I just had a heart attack, so I stopped pumping and made her suck me off until I came.
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2014, 08:45:29 AM »
PIP Karl Kox... :-\
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NotMrAverage

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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2014, 08:59:33 AM »
A TRAGIC student nicknamed Gang Bang has died of a heart attack during a bout of furious masturbation at a sperm bank.
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2014, 09:09:30 AM »
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2014, 09:26:19 AM »
Lightweight.  ::)
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BIG AL MCKECHNIE

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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2014, 12:23:08 PM »
Judging by the thickness of his glasses and slitty eyes, he was no stranger to masturbation.
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2014, 12:43:57 PM »
Quote from: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on September 12, 2014, 12:23:08 PM
Judging by the thickness of his glasses and slitty eyes, he was no stranger to masturbation.

This is MuscleCenter in Clark Kent mode
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2014, 03:27:06 PM »
With China's ridiculous male to female ratio. I find it crazy there are sperm banks in china.
Clean cum? Hell 1/4th of the male population likely has never had sex, you can get much cleaner then that.
 
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/14/opinion/china-challenges-one-child-brooks/
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2014, 06:28:52 PM »
he should've tried harder.  (no homo)
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2014, 08:39:58 PM »
'COME AND GONE: Trainee doc Zheng – nicknamed Gang Bang – died after enthusiastically donating sperm '


seriously?gang bang lolz
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2014, 08:53:30 PM »
At least they can say he died doing what he loved.
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2014, 09:01:54 PM »
He died pushing the envelope.  He tried to take his wiener on a journey where no cock has gone before.

He's a hero really, a pioneer.  If only he had access to an Autoblow 2.  Perhaps this visionary's life could have been saved.
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2014, 09:10:50 PM »
He dies for someone else's bastards.
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ChopperRider

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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2014, 10:00:09 PM »
Mild warm up session....
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2014, 10:04:17 PM »
Lots of responses in this thread = no surprises.

after all this is a forum dedicated to "men" trying to acquire a fake appearance to overcome their inferiority mindset.

 
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2014, 10:12:59 PM »
Quote from: NightTrain on September 12, 2014, 10:04:17 PM
Lots of responses in this thread = no surprises.

after all this is a forum dedicated to "men" trying to acquire a fake appearance to overcome their inferiority mindset.
 

Go start another "zero response" thread assfucker.
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2014, 10:22:53 PM »
Quote from: ChopperRider on September 12, 2014, 10:12:59 PM
Go start another "zero response" thread assfucker.

Epic way to expose yourself. You are not very smart...
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ChopperRider

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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2014, 10:51:13 PM »
Quote from: NightTrain on September 12, 2014, 10:22:53 PM
Epic way to expose yourself. You are not very smart...

Expose myself?

Why so serious Chief?
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2014, 11:00:05 PM »
Quote from: NightTrain on September 12, 2014, 10:04:17 PM
Lots of responses in this thread = no surprises.

after all this is a forum dedicated to "men" trying to acquire a fake appearance to overcome their inferiority mindset.

 

I'm guessing the only way you thought you would get a response is if you posted something inflammatory and contradictory to everyone else's views.  You must be lonely.
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Re: Masturbation session kills man
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2014, 01:35:32 AM »
Quote from: ChopperRider on September 12, 2014, 10:12:59 PM
Go start an
other "zero response" thread assfucker.



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