Interesting Brad.
I've been attacked by an Alsatian when I was a kid and it's scary as anything.
I'd been playing 5-a-side and it was december, so I had jeans and underneath tracksuit bottoms.
The teeth ripped a hole through both and it left a slight puncture on my butt cheek - I managed to bite it back and it ran off. It just bounded out of an alleyway as i jogged home.
The owner blamed me, saying i'd tormented it wft - and I had a tuft of hair in my front teeth afterwards.