Need Getbig's Help For A Minute

[C-BuZz]

Due to the fact that there are a lot of guru's here, & I know I can get mature/educated responses from everyone on Getbig.

MRS's doesn't put out anymore (been without for more than 6months), which is usually not a problem because a JO + Xhamster Live Cams will last 2-3 days before I need another one. But lately, I'm RAGING boner horney the whole time (literally). The last week I've JO'd at least 2-3 times a day. Walking past women give me a hardon in the shopping mall. Which is not good because my GF is with me.

I would have thought this shit would subside a bit being 40 years old. I can safely say, my urges to fuck are twice as strong now compared to when I was 18yrs old.

HELP ME GETBIG   Should I up the JO's to 6 times a day? Get another GF? More protein shakes?

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

Kill yourself.

[C-BuZz]

Kill yourself.

I'll need a second opinion so I an weigh up my options.

[ChopperRider]

I'll need a second opinion so I an weigh up my options.

I'll second it.......kill yourself.



Can I shit on your wife's saggy tits?

[C-BuZz]

I'll second it.......kill yourself.



Can I shit on your wife's saggy tits?

I'll need a third opinion to confirm the previous two opinions are in fact viable options.

[Primemuscle]

I suspect the end is near. -Horrible way to go.

[d0nny2600]

I'll need a third opinion to confirm the previous two opinions are in fact viable options.

Yup kill yourself. I will shit on your chest if you like.

[ChopperRider]

Yup kill yourself. I will shit on your chest if you like.

+1 = kill yourself phaggot.

I will film d0nny2600 shitting on your chest and mail the DVD to booty for Valentine's Day.

[FermiDirac]

Tips:

Wam-up with 5 bodyweight squats

Jump from the nearest skyscraper

 

[C-BuZz]

Tips:

Wam-up with 5 bodyweight squats

Jump from the nearest skyscraper

 

What's the point of warming up if I'm jumping off a skyscraper  So I can get a quad pump going before I hit the pavement 

[C-BuZz]

So to summarise, we've got.

• Kill myself (method currently unknown) + faecal matter
• Warm up with bodyweight squats then Jump off skyscraper (which is essentially the same as 1)

[Knooger]

What's the point of warming up if I'm jumping off a skyscraper  So I can get a quad pump going before I hit the pavement 

You should always warm up. I plan on farting 5 times before I shit on your wife's tits.

[anabolichalo]

5 mg finasteride keeps the boners away


hope this helps

[Deadlifted]

Start taking adderall and enjoy your perma-boner

[Primemuscle]

I'll need a second opinion so I an weigh up my options.

I've been having the same problem lately. Maybe there's something going around. 

[FermiDirac]

What's the point of living with a woman if she doesn't put up?
I'd rather live by myself in that case.

[Schnauzer]

I hate C-BuZz

[d0nny2600]

+1 = kill yourself phaggot.

I will film d0nny2600 shitting on your chest and mail the DVD to booty for Valentine's Day.

Lmfao!!!!

[ChopperRider]

So to summarise, we've got.

• Kill myself (method currently unknown) + faecal matter
• Warm up with bodyweight squats then Jump off skyscraper (which is essentially the same as 1)

The method isn't that important......the expediency is.

[calfzilla]

Why would a fella date a woman who hasn't put out for 6 months 

[ChopperRider]

Why would a fella date a woman who hasn't put out for 6 months 

Keeps him fresh for his boyfriend?

[_aj_]

My readout is odd. Do you have a wife ("MRS") that isn't putting out and a girlfriend ("GF") that is? And you masturbate ("JO") 6x/day? You are asking for advices on 1.) another GF or 2.) up the fap-count?

[the trainer]

Due to the fact that there are a lot of guru's here, & I know I can get mature/educated responses from everyone on Getbig.

MRS's doesn't put out anymore (been without for more than 6months), which is usually not a problem because a JO + Xhamster Live Cams will last 2-3 days before I need another one. But lately, I'm RAGING boner horney the whole time (literally). The last week I've JO'd at least 2-3 times a day. Walking past women give me a hardon in the shopping mall. Which is not good because my GF is with me.

I would have thought this shit would subside a bit being 40 years old. I can safely say, my urges to fuck are twice as strong now compared to when I was 18yrs old.

HELP ME GETBIG   Should I up the JO's to 6 times a day? Get another GF? More protein shakes?

Go to the nearest gay club find 6 guys give them viagra and tell them to run a train on your asshole, that should keep you quiet for a while.

[ChopperRider]

Go to the nearest gay club find 6 guys give them viagra and tell them to run a train on your asshole, that should keep you quiet for a while.

Yeah......just like the trainer does when faced with these situations.

[Dr.J]

Your minute is up.