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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2014, 06:59:34 PM »
Not true if that man is Phil Heath!

Lmao!

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2014, 07:01:02 PM »
It's not as bad as choosing to be gay.
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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2014, 07:01:07 PM »
There is no crushing of the shoulders, and probably not of the ribs and pelvis.
The snake eats it's food head first, and must dislocated/stretch it's jaws. The human body is awkward to swallow due to the shoulders. Most animals don't have a shoulder girdle like humans---they don't "collapse" per se. So the snake's head has to be big enough to comfortably stretch over the shoulders, or it will not eat the prey. This means that the snake would have to be a big snake.

Exactly.

To be big enough to eat an adult man, it would have to be a record sized anaconda

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #53 on: November 07, 2014, 07:01:53 PM »
crazy...may sound like a stupid question, but how is he going to get out?

Good question.
I'd swallow his "anaconda". No homo. :-*

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2014, 11:23:07 AM »
As soon as the snake starts swalling him and he starts getting squeeze panic will set in and he'll scream for it to stop.

Spot on


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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2014, 11:42:37 AM »
amazing how THIS is getting airplay, but the Mr O is still waiting for airtime.   What gives?   Thanks, Obama!

It's because the snake is wider than Heath

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2014, 11:49:31 AM »
Wow how completely unexpected, this little shit started crying for help as soon as his arms went numb.  ::)

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #57 on: December 09, 2014, 11:57:17 AM »
Wow how completely unexpected, this little shit started crying for help as soon as his arms went numb.  ::)
Saw that. All that hype and he tapped out like a pussy.

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #58 on: December 09, 2014, 11:58:49 AM »
There was a case here on TV in Germany where a guy wrote on a cannibal Forum on the internet that he wanted to be eaten. The Guy met a Cannibal from the Forum and was killed. The funny thing was the Guy he wrote to and met was a Policeman.

Kripo stated that the two used the handle Donkey Kong and Deicide on an american forum for gay men.
Sick world we live in.  :(
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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #59 on: December 09, 2014, 12:05:03 PM »
Naturalist Paul Rosolie will document what it's like to be swallowed whole by a serpent for a Discovery Channel special to air December 7

In 'Eaten Alive', filmmaker Paul Rosolie intends to willingly feed himself the Amazonian serpent, the largest of which can measure 30 feet long.





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822765/Wildlife-filmmaker-EATEN-ALIVE-anaconda-using-snake-proof-suit-cameras-record-all.html

100% BULLSHIT story for NAIVE TV audience, friendly zoo snake & total set up.


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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #60 on: December 09, 2014, 12:20:44 PM »
This was all a load of crap. false advertising.
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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #61 on: December 09, 2014, 12:26:51 PM »
Damned Discovery channel got me with another one. It was absolutley clear that there was no way the snake would ever be able to swallow that fag once he piled on the 50 lbs of protective gear. And then he started crying about his arm hurting. Wussy.

Should have known better than to watch after the nonsense with the Mermaid and Megalodon shows.

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #62 on: December 09, 2014, 12:29:49 PM »
I want to shoot him in the head, *srs.* leave the Anaconda alone  >:( >:(

#attentionfag#instagramselfiefag#facebooklikefag#

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #63 on: December 09, 2014, 12:36:13 PM »
If that 'Naturalist' wants to be eaten alive  ::) he should visit Darwin & just seat for about 30 minutes on lonely beach  ;D salty crock will get him  ;D

Option 2: walk into water & start clapping , sharks  :D




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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #64 on: December 09, 2014, 12:36:20 PM »
100% BULLSHIT story for NAIVE TV audience, friendly zoo snake & total set up.



This times 1000. Was that clip what was shown on the show? Basically looked like a teaser. Total and epic trash TV

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #65 on: December 09, 2014, 12:45:41 PM »
This times 1000. Was that clip what was shown on the show? Basically looked like a teaser. Total and epic trash TV

Aussie blacks in Northern Territory use to bury alive person (up to his neck) near termites nest  :-\


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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #66 on: December 09, 2014, 09:45:00 PM »
Not true if that man is Phil Heath!

Phil could be "Eaten Alive" by an earthworm

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #67 on: December 09, 2014, 09:54:01 PM »
Lmao
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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #68 on: December 10, 2014, 12:00:29 AM »
I knew this was going to be a crock of shit!
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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #69 on: December 10, 2014, 12:06:40 AM »
I called it from the beginning, this was a total joke. There was so much wrong with his plan to begin with i dont even know where to start

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #70 on: December 10, 2014, 12:12:18 AM »
I called it from the beginning, this was a total joke. There was so much wrong with his plan to begin with i dont even know where to start

Real naturalist would not do this shit ,  :-\

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #71 on: December 10, 2014, 01:58:31 AM »
Clip won't play, so he never had any intention of doing it?

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #72 on: December 10, 2014, 06:12:57 AM »
Phil could be "Eaten Alive" by an earthworm

LOL!!

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #73 on: December 10, 2014, 06:21:03 AM »
You guys that fell for this shit...

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If the guy was going to be thrown into shark infested waters with chum all around him, that I would watch.

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Re: Man choosing to be swallowed whole by Anaconda on camera.
« Reply #74 on: December 10, 2014, 06:23:01 AM »
They were some fucking morons to begin with. This is what we get from our stupid humanity............... "Hey, lets get eaten by a snake! That sounds productive!"... ::)