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ritch

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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #50 on: December 10, 2014, 09:56:04 PM »
nobody poses perfectly even height and the floor is probably a bit crooked. Also... The shot is not taken perfectly straight...
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #51 on: December 10, 2014, 10:00:22 PM »
Quote from: ritch on December 10, 2014, 09:56:04 PM
nobody poses perfectly even height and the floor is probably a bit crooked. Also... The shot is not taken perfectly straight...

hi craig
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #52 on: December 10, 2014, 10:12:53 PM »
Quote from: ritch on December 10, 2014, 09:56:04 PM
nobody poses perfectly even height and the floor is probably a bit crooked. Also... The shot is not taken perfectly straight...

Can we all just agree he looks like a lab experiment gone wrong that happens to like trannys has much has be does oil?
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #53 on: December 10, 2014, 10:17:35 PM »
Golias has an advanced degree from the Victor Richards School.
Not dieting down, because it would reveal his structural flaws, and instead of inflating his stats in print, he photoshops his pics to look bigger than what he is.
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #54 on: December 10, 2014, 10:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Navy_Mike on December 10, 2014, 10:12:53 PM
Can we all just agree he looks like a lab experiment gone wrong that happens to like trannys has much has be does oil?

yes, yes we can.
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #55 on: December 10, 2014, 10:27:27 PM »
So perky and full...Craig has some of the best tits you'll find on a lean bloke anywhere.

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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #56 on: December 10, 2014, 10:27:54 PM »
Quote from: climber on December 10, 2014, 10:00:22 PM
hi craig

Hey buddy!
Ya got that money you promissed me for doing that photo shoot with Kai Green the other day?
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #57 on: December 10, 2014, 10:41:26 PM »
He looks to be having some fun in vegas.
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #58 on: December 10, 2014, 10:55:08 PM »








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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #59 on: December 10, 2014, 11:09:36 PM »
Quote from: chaos on December 10, 2014, 08:58:23 PM
Weird clavicles, they go up like a V instead of out to the sides, gives him a weird shape.

You have an eye for men in thongs which rivals only the great mayor of bodybuilding!
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #60 on: December 10, 2014, 11:29:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on December 10, 2014, 11:09:36 PM
You have an eye for men in thongs which rivals only the great mayor of bodybuilding!

That is one hell of a schmoe compliment!!
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #61 on: December 11, 2014, 01:41:30 AM »
Would hit Gizelle

(no homo)
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #62 on: December 11, 2014, 03:09:42 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on December 10, 2014, 10:55:08 PM


Is this guy mentally challenged? (serious question, no bullshittin)
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #63 on: December 11, 2014, 03:15:29 AM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on December 10, 2014, 08:54:51 PM
I still can't quite figure out goliaths body. Obviously some crazy genetics and response to gear, but is it his proportions or insertions that are fucked up? I can never put my finger on it and I'm a skilled freelance bodybuilding analyst.

At this point, he needs a cranial insert to bring his body back into proportions.
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #64 on: December 11, 2014, 03:16:41 AM »
Craig loves pushing his arm out towards the camera to give the illusion that it's way bigger. Brutal insecurity.

He's already got a powerful side and front-double gyno. I don't see why he needs to try harder for the camera.
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #65 on: December 11, 2014, 03:32:54 AM »
It doesn't matter how many times I see photos of this guy, it always amazes me just how weird his body structure is. Some people just don't look right being jacked.
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #66 on: December 11, 2014, 03:45:15 AM »
honestly seems a lot cooler than would have anticipated.


for the life of me I can't see why he "married" a post op dude.





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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #67 on: December 11, 2014, 03:50:35 AM »
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #68 on: December 11, 2014, 04:09:25 AM »
Oil bags, gyno, tranny fucker, insecure, death wish, deluded, photoshop, major league juicer.... I can see a long happy life ahead of him.
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #69 on: December 11, 2014, 04:17:19 AM »
Photoshopped or not, the guy is big, wide, tall. If he was a milionaire he could be a getbigger.
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #70 on: December 11, 2014, 07:04:09 AM »
Quote from: jr on December 11, 2014, 12:52:27 AM
His muscles are so big they warp space-time in the vicinity.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #71 on: December 11, 2014, 07:09:01 AM »
Quote from: affeman on December 11, 2014, 03:09:42 AM
Is this guy mentally challenged? (serious question, no bullshittin)

He's injecting synthol and banging a trannie. I hope that answers your question.
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #72 on: December 11, 2014, 08:06:34 AM »
Quote from: falco on December 11, 2014, 04:17:19 AM
Photoshopped or not, the guy is big, wide, tall. If he was a milionaire he could be a getbigger.

I believe he would still have to be a multi-millionaire...
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #73 on: December 11, 2014, 08:08:39 AM »
wow great arms!!

what is the secret? barbellcurls 3 sets of 10 ?
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Re: Craig golias dwarfing Piano
« Reply #74 on: December 11, 2014, 08:20:38 AM »
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