Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site

[SF1900]

Her: Yeah I can't text right now. Ok so maybe I can call you tomorrow
Me: so why can you call but not text? that doesnt make sense.
Her: Omg because I don't give out my number that easy I talk to make sure your ok before I text
Me: but if you talk on the phone, dont you have to give me your number?
Her: No you give me your and I call you
Me: hmmmm
Her: I screen you first before you get my number because I'm a single mom with 2 kids.
Me: what do you screen for?
Her: That's why we need to talk over the phone
Me: well, what do you look out for when youre screening over the phone?
Her: To make sure your cool
Me: you do realize that most serial killers and mass murderers blend very well into society and go undetected for a very long time. People that are psychopathic tend to hide it very well, giving people the false illusion that they are sane. Even if I was crazy, you probably would not pick up on it anyway. Most truly psychotic people come off very sane. Just sayin'
Her: I get your point I Google you to make sure you ate telling me the truth if you have read my profile I think you would understand I had a lot of people lie who they were and confronted them and they got mad.
Me: I don’t have a lot of information on google.
Her: Yes it is everyone is in there. You ever Google yourself?
Me: Yes, but not much came up. I used fake names for everything.
Her: Oh why do you use fake names?
Me: so strange people like you dont hunt for my information. why do i want strangers getting my information?
Her: gotta make sure you are telling me the truth you could be married or living with someone I'm not getting hurt so that's why I do it
Me: Is your information on google?
Her: Yeah
Me: So, you say that you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, yet all your information is on google. Great logic.
Her: Because I'm not hiding anything.
Me: yes, but if you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, having your information on google is not smart. any nut job can find your information.
Her: True that. Why I ask for your number
Me: Number or not, if all your information is searchable, then it makes it easier for someone to find out where you live. You’re not understanding what I am saying.
Me: your logic does not make any sense. you want to protect yourself and your kids, yet all your information is on google, which means any lunatic can find you. yes, that makes perfect sense.
Her: Your cell number tells it all
Me: Um, weird.

[calfzilla]

Sounds like a dumb bitch. Why are you even talking to a woman with 2 kids? Yuck 

Just send her a pic of falcons cock and say "this is what you're missing out on" 

[Army of One]

Pee in her butt

[SF1900]

Sounds like a dumb bitch. Why are you even talking to a woman with 2 kids? Yuck 

Just send her a pic of falcons cock and say "this is what you're missing out on" 

I didn't know she had 2 kids until she mentioned it and the conversation was getting interested and I was bored.

Her logic seems way off. 

[SF1900]

Pee in her butt

haha lol. Yeah, but Id have to probably put up with a date. And after a conversation like that, I think I'd shoot myself. 

[visualizeperfection]

Pee in her butt

yes.


this is the only logical plan.

[Nails]

she wont text you but i bet if you go out with her you will getting you dick sucked in under 15 minutes with her

[Competitor 9]

I didn't know she had 2 kids until she mentioned it and the conversation was getting interested and I was bored.

Her logic seems way off. 

That same logic is know why she is single on a dating website with 2 kids looking for the next dad

[SF1900]

yes.


this is the only logical plan.

The pain of going on a date with her would be too much trouble.

[SF1900]

she wont text you but i bet if you go out with her you will getting you dick sucked in under 15 minutes with her

She seemed pretty paranoid. Shed probably make me take a fingerprint test lol

[SF1900]

That same logic is know why she is single on a dating website with 2 kids looking for the next dad

yes, she definitely did not take logic 101 in college. must have skipped that class and took art appreciation 101.

Though, art is pretty damn cool!!

[Competitor 9]

The pain of going on a date with her would be too much trouble.

I don't think you could make it through it without riping her apart and leaving. I know I couldn't. Can't stabs stupid people

[SF1900]

I don't think you could make it through it without riping her apart and leaving. I know I couldn't. Can't stabs stupid people

Well, I don't want to stab stupid people either. Can't blame you for not wanting to stab stupid people. Its not worth going to jail over stabbing a stupid person. Best bet is just to walk away and be done with it.

[Competitor 9]

yes, she definitely did not take logic 101 in college. must have skipped that class and took art appreciation 101.

Though, art is pretty damn cool!!

If you talk to her again ask  if she's such a good detective why it  took her 2 kids to find out she married a asshole    

[Tapeworm]

Her: gotta make sure you are telling me the truth you could be married or living with someone I'm not getting hurt so that's why I do it

"I understand.  I underwent a similar vetting process before being promoted into covert operations.  Being able to spot a lie meant the difference between life and death for my team out there in the field."

[SF1900]

If you talk to her again ask  if she's such a good detective why it  took her 2 kids to find out she married a asshole    

Love is blind? 

[SF1900]

"I understand.  I underwent a similar vetting process before being promoted into covert operations.  Being able to spot a lie meant the difference between life and death for my team out there in the field."

lol.

she was a very strange women. oh yeah, then she told me she wanted my phone number because she has this program that looks up peoples phone numbers and tells her all information about them lol.

[Tapeworm]

"It won't tell you the girth of my manhood."

[flinstones1]

Has anyone actually met a legitimate 7/10 or better off of online date site who didn't turn out to have  serious mental issues? I haven't. Secondly you are already devaluing yourself in the woman's eyes because you using the internet to get laid  and she knows it.

online dating is great as long as you have thick skin and don't take it too seriously but I can't even say that without cringing, you associate yourself by the quality of people your around and if your throwing your friday nights away chasing used whores and single mothers how can you not lose self respect for yourself? Why get rejected by some piece of trash who wouldn't get a second look from you  in the club? . You will never get a chick out of your league online, hell you'll be  lucky to get a chick equal to you. Approach women . In the real world  you can easily date up.

[Bevo]

Sounds like a dumb bitch. Why are you even talking to a woman with 2 kids? Yuck 

Just send her a pic of falcons cock and say "this is what you're missing out on" 

Spoken like a guy who has the pic saved on his hard drive 

[James28]

My girlfriend (or ex, fuck knows these days) and I met on a dating site. She mentioned the area she lived in. She told me she taught at a Catholic school, and she mentioned that she walks to work. Can you see how easy it was to find her .... ? Only two Catholic schools in walking distance from her area. Oh, she also told me she teach Year 1. Staff list publish on school website, low and behold, there she is. Now I move on to Facebook. First result.

Long story short. I knew so much about her that I was almost bored and ready to break up with her before we even met  

[Vince B]

Tells us more about you than her. She sounds okay whereas you come across as an asshole. Who would have thought that?

Tell her you post on Getbig as SF1900. That should settle any doubts she has.

[tommywishbone]

Pee in her butt

I can find nothing wrong with this recommendation.

[Papper]

She wanted to google your number it seems. Maybe she gave her number to basket cases before

[smoothasf]

Nice flirty conversation....... you completely boring cuunt.