Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site

[Carlton G. Long]

The typing would have halted at: I have 2 kids and...

"I have 2 kids and..."

<Croatch has ended this conversation.>

 

[doriancutlerman]

Her: Yeah I can't text right now. Ok so maybe I can call you tomorrow
*snip*
Me: Um, weird.

I hate to reiterate what's already been said, but good God, SF: this woman is fucking DUMB. 

The only way I'd consider pursuing her pussy -- and I mean THE only way! -- is if she is an absolute knockout.

No:  let me qualify that ... she's not only gotta be a real knockout, but she should also be kinky as all-get-out! 

By kinky, I'm not thinking of Priestish chest-shitting or submitting to Cormier and crew for a gang-bang; rather, she should be willing for you to tie her ass up, gag her, then fuck her holes at will the way the good depraved souls at hogtied dot com do with their models.  Remove the gag(s) only to stick your Johnson into her mouth/throat.

People will call ME, the mighty DCM, a weirdo for THAT kind of input, but ... meh.  So be it.  I remain Dorian fucking Cutlerman!  Greatest of all Olympians' "best" bodyparts, from Jay's back to Dorian's torn biceps

[youandme]

The typing would have halted at: I have 2 kids and...

Haha, exactly.

[SF1900]

The main issue for me is when she told me she wanted my phone number because she has some program that she uses to find out men's information. She inputs their phone number into this program and it provides information about the guy. Super creepy.

[SF1900]

I hate to reiterate what's already been said, but good God, SF: this woman is fucking DUMB. 

The only way I'd consider pursuing her pussy -- and I mean THE only way! -- is if she is an absolute knockout.

No:  let me qualify that ... she's not only gotta be a real knockout, but she should also be kinky as all-get-out! 

By kinky, I'm not thinking of Priestish chest-shitting or submitting to Cormier and crew for a gang-bang; rather, she should be willing for you to tie her ass up, gag her, then fuck her holes at will the way the good depraved souls at hogtied dot com do with their models.  Remove the gag(s) only to stick your Johnson into her mouth/throat.

People will call ME, the mighty DCM, a weirdo for THAT kind of input, but ... meh.  So be it.  I remain Dorian fucking Cutlerman!  Greatest of all Olympians' "best" bodyparts, from Jay's back to Dorian's torn biceps

Doriancutlerman, you are what women desire. The ultimate male physique.

[bigmc]

conversation i had on a dating site

her: hi

me: do you do anal

her: no

me: fuck off

[SF1900]

conversation i had on a dating site

her: hi

me: do you do anal

her: no

me: fuck off

Straight to the point, huh? 

[Conker]

The main issue for me is when she told me she wanted my phone number because she has some program that she uses to find out men's information. She inputs their phone number into this program and it provides information about the guy. Super creepy.

what "program" is she likely to have? no doubt all she's gonna do is google your number and see what comes up...you can understand a woman with 2 kids wanting to be careful with the type of nut jobs you get on those sites. maybe as you pointed out, her "screening" process is flawed but if it makes her feel better who gives a fk... i'm guessing your initial goal was to get laid, so why blow yourself out by starting a pointless argument with her.

tbh if you're going on sites like POF etc a dedicated phone for pof sloots is a must, you don't want anyone off there knowing where you live or your proper contact details until you've at least met them and judged whether they're wackos or not.

[SF1900]

what "program" is she likely to have? no doubt all she's gonna do is google your number and see what comes up...you can understand a woman with 2 kids wanting to be careful with the type of nut jobs you get on those sites. maybe as you pointed out, her "screening" process is flawed but if it makes her feel better who gives a fk... i'm guessing your initial goal was to get laid, so why blow yourself out by starting a pointless argument with her.

tbh if you're going on sites like POF etc a dedicated phone for pof sloots is a must, you don't want anyone off there knowing where you live or your proper contact details until you've at least met them and judged whether they're wackos or not.

I asked what program and she wrote, "Do you think I am that stupid to tell you?" 

[Hulkotron]

every dingle woman on a dating site lists the gym as one of her hobbies

what that means is they had a membership five years ago that she didnt use

Haha yes

"Body type: Athletic & Toned" is often key for "I play in a weekend softball league"

[Viking11]

The main issue for me is when she told me she wanted my phone number because she has some program that she uses to find out men's information. She inputs their phone number into this program and it provides information about the guy. Super creepy.

Can you spell  S T A L K E R?   uh huh, I thought you could...

[Vince B]

SF1900 is no average male because he is a Getbigger. Please explain what any young guy here is doing chatting with a woman with two kids?

No wonder these women are suspicious and need to qualify all suitors. God help them if Getbig heros are desperate and dateless!

[SF1900]

SF1900 is no average male because he is a Getbigger. Please explain what any young guy here is doing chatting with a woman with two kids?

No wonder these women are suspicious and need to qualify all suitors. God help them if Getbig heros are desperate and dateless!

You do realize a woman my age can have 2 kids, you old, delusional fool.

[SF1900]

[Vince B]

You do realize a woman my age can have 2 kids, you old, delusional fool.

So what? Why would any Getbigger want a woman with two kids that aren't his?

All the cartoons in the world don't change the fact that you are desperate and lonely.

[SF1900]

So what? Why would any Getbigger want a woman with two kids that aren't his?

All the cartoons in the world don't change the fact that you are desperate and lonely.

lol, coming from a guy at 70+, who is still trying to chase hypertrophy and has nothing else in his life, besides some crappy photography lol. Try again.  

And I don't know where you draw the conclusion that one is lonely because one is talking to a woman with 2 kids. People can talk to all different types of woman: single women, married women, women with with kids, and women with no kids. It means absolutely nothing. Or maybe there are men that can't have their own kids, and want to marry a woman with kids so they could be a father-figure. I know that is hard for you to imagine because youre creepy. 

Try harder, you old, delusional, creepy, old man.  

[calfzilla]

SF1900 is no average male because he is a Getbigger. Please explain what any young guy here is doing chatting with a woman with two kids?

No wonder these women are suspicious and need to qualify all suitors. God help them if Getbig heros are desperate and dateless!

BigChiroFlex, cleanup on aisle 7.

[Vince B]

lol, coming from a guy at 70+, who is still trying to chase hypertrophy and has nothing else in his life, besides some crappy photography lol. Try again.  

And I don't know where you draw the conclusion that one is lonely because one is talking to a woman with 2 kids. People can talk to all different types of woman: single women, married women, women with with kids, and women with no kids. It means absolutely nothing. Or maybe there are men that can't have their own kids, and want to marry a woman with kids so they could be a father-figure. I know that is hard for you to imagine because youre creepy. 

Try harder, you old, delusional, creepy, old man.  

So let me get this straight. You are a confident guy and according to your post fairly choosy. I am not putting any woman down,

but why pick a woman with kids if others are available who don't have kids? You going to bring them along on your first date? Wait for them

to go to bed before having fun? You didn't qualify, anyway, because she saw right through your creepy personality. You had zero chance with her.

I don't take kindly to being disrespected especially on the internet. I would rip your ribs out with my bare hands for such an insult.

[bigmc]

basille is a man who bears grudges forever

the bitterness is strong and undeniable

[SF1900]

So let me get this straight. You are a confident guy and according to your post fairly choosy. I am not putting any woman down,

but why pick a woman with kids if others are available who don't have kids? You going to bring them along on your first date? Wait for them

to go to bed before having fun? You didn't qualify, anyway, because she saw right through your creepy personality. You had zero chance with her.

I don't take kindly to being disrespected especially on the internet. I would rip your ribs out with my bare hands for such an insult.

I never said I was fairly choosy. Are you hearing things, you fool?  

And I never said I was into her, nor did I say I was not into her. People talk to all sorts of people with no expectations. Its called socializing, but you're too old, alone and creepy to realize that.  

Shut up. You wouldn't rip anyone's ribs out, you delusional, creepy man, who is chasing hypertrophy at 70 years old.  

[SF1900]

basille is a man who bears grudges forever

the bitterness is strong and undeniable

Wouldn't you be bitter if you claimed to have a theory of hypertrophy, but never provided evidence that its an actual theory? On top of that, you won a contest in which you picked the judges? 

[Vince B]

Wouldn't you be bitter if you claimed to have a theory of hypertrophy, but never provided evidence that its an actual theory? On top of that, you won a contest in which you picked the judges? 

I would be bitter if I was a loser posting for advices on Getbig from other losers.

First anibolicahalo and now SF 1900. No one can help these tools.

[andreisdaman]

So let me get this straight. You are a confident guy and according to your post fairly choosy. I am not putting any woman down,

but why pick a woman with kids if others are available who don't have kids? You going to bring them along on your first date? Wait for them

to go to bed before having fun? You didn't qualify, anyway, because she saw right through your creepy personality. You had zero chance with her.

I don't take kindly to being disrespected especially on the internet. I would rip your ribs out with my bare hands for such an insult.

I gotta admit this is a funny line

[calfzilla]

Sf1900 cocks is owning vince basil in this thread.

[Army of One]

No, it's a girl I met a long while ago on Tinder (before she got pregnant) and we had a couple of sexual encounters at the time, after me she dated a guy and got knocked up, she's still with him but she keeps trying to get my attention and I tell her what she likes to hear.

I would never rattle someone else's foetus  unless it was this girl  :

Don't you get bored having randomish type hookups week after week? All sounds great on paper until you live that life and realise how meaningless and soul sucking it becomes.not having a go at you, legit question as I can only live that way for a few weeks before I start losing faith in humanity.