Author Topic: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal (Read 4561 times)

Army of One · « **on:** January 21, 2015, 01:57:05 AM »

I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in 96 or 97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna, it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would window ? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2015, 02:33:55 AM »

Strong signs of a coked up Van Damme.

I think a coked up off his head angry Van Damme would be a scary encounter.

bigmc · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2015, 03:19:38 AM »

van damme loves beak

beak loves van damme

Quickerblade · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2015, 03:23:08 AM »

I am sure that's a stallone story.

Army of One · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2015, 04:10:07 AM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on January 21, 2015, 03:23:08 AM

I am sure that's a stallone story.

Maybe I'm Sly?...?

_aj_ · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2015, 04:35:25 AM »

These days, Seagal would just get Putin to drop a tactical nuke on JCVD.

falco · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2015, 05:16:02 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on January 21, 2015, 04:10:07 AM

Maybe I'm Sly?...?

Hi. I'm a fan. I've watched First Blood countless times in my early teens. Please do Rambo 5.

Best regards.

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2015, 05:17:49 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on January 21, 2015, 01:57:05 AM

I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in 96 or 97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna, it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would window ? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion

But was Obama there?

njflex · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2015, 08:45:58 AM »

WELL,,jcvd did challenge chuck zito in a strip club and got 'zito'ed'

Knooger · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2015, 09:00:24 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on January 21, 2015, 04:10:07 AM

Maybe I'm Sly?...?

Where do you get your lift shoes? I'm only 6'1" and would prefer to look about 6'5". Thanks for your help.

Army of One · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2015, 09:12:54 AM »

Quote from: falco on January 21, 2015, 05:16:02 AM

Hi. I'm a fan. I've watched First Blood countless times in my early teens. Please do Rambo 5.

Best regards.

Starts filming next year

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1206885/

Quote from: Knooger on January 21, 2015, 09:00:24 AM

Where do you get your lift shoes? I'm only 6'1" and would prefer to look about 6'5". Thanks for your help.

Custom made by my shoemaker!I'm sure you'd fuck him

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2015, 09:16:49 AM »

JCVD is a douchebag.

he kept sending his two dickhead bodyguards over to my girl at the time and inviting her to his suite. I went over to his table to punch him in the face, and he hid behind his bodyguards and laughed. little shitstain ballerina

JasonH · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2015, 10:04:47 AM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on January 21, 2015, 03:23:08 AM

I am sure that's a stallone story.

Sounds more like an Onlyme story except if it was then Jonesie from Police Academy would also have been there.

SquidVicious · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2015, 10:09:49 AM »

This story reminds me of the party I hosted in 2000 with Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Michael Jordan, Halle Berry and Britney Spears. Jordan challenged me to a game of H-O-R-S-E and Pitt and Cruise put down $200 each on Jordan and I whitewashed him by sinking 5 straight shots by kicking the ball in from half court. My prize: A threesome with Berry and Spears.

True story, bro!

Quickerblade · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2015, 12:53:56 PM »

Quote from: SquidVicious on January 21, 2015, 10:09:49 AM

This story reminds me of the party I hosted in 2000 with Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Michael Jordan, Halle Berry and Britney Spears. Jordan challenged me to a game of H-O-R-S-E and Pitt and Cruise put down $200 each on Jordan and I whitewashed him by sinking 5 straight shots by kicking the ball in from half court. My prize: A threesome with Berry and Spears.

True story, bro!

Berry doesn't fuck, but spears will go off.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2015, 02:23:01 PM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on January 21, 2015, 09:16:49 AM

JCVD is a douchebag.

he kept sending his two dickhead bodyguards over to my girl at the time and inviting her to his suite. I went over to his table to punch him in the face, and he hid behind his bodyguards and laughed. little shitstain ballerina

Talk about delusional. Anything else "of interest" happening in your parallel universe?

King Shizzo · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2015, 02:25:33 PM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on January 21, 2015, 09:16:49 AM

JCVD is a douchebag.

he kept sending his two dickhead bodyguards over to my girl at the time and inviting her to his suite. I went over to his table to punch him in the face, and he hid behind his bodyguards and laughed. little shitstain ballerina

JCVD would have round-housed kicked you into oblivion.

Alucard · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:22:54 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on January 22, 2015, 02:25:33 PM

JCVD would have round-housed kicked you into oblivion.

Not sure, JCVD is not a fighter and neither a lionheart, Palpatine Q could've held his own fine...

Hulkotron · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:47:16 AM »

I remember this party, was a great time.

Bit of a dick-fest

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:48:38 AM »

I remember once i was back in 1929 buying shares with Seagal and Van Damme rocks up and wants to fight us and take us in. I pushed Seagal at him and came home and Seagal spent 5 years in jail for me for using Time Travel for financial gain. True Story.

hench · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2015, 12:29:08 PM »

this is Sly's story, he said seagal wanted none of it when van damme offered him to fight.
The Zito story is reaccounted online somewhere, apparantly zito did floor him but van damme came straight back at him but it was then broken up. I'll try and find it the full story

falco · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2015, 12:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on January 21, 2015, 09:16:49 AM

JCVD is a douchebag.

he kept sending his two dickhead bodyguards over to my girl at the time and inviting her to his suite. I went over to his table to punch him in the face, and he hid behind his bodyguards and laughed. little shitstain ballerina

Must say i can believe that story. Make no mistake, you are a giant event.

hench · « **Reply #22 on:** January 23, 2015, 12:54:40 PM »

this is part of the van damme/zito story, a longer detailed account is somewhere

First part was correct, Van Damme didnt like the way Zito was acting to people, and was talking behind his back. Someone told Zito and came back from the bathroom demanding to fight, Van Damme said 'this isnt the place to do it'. Zito kept going, so as Van Damme was starting to stand up from the table he was sitting at, taking off his glasses, Zito sucker punched him.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2015, 02:52:27 PM »

I bet sly made that story up, like how he made up how he had nothing in his bank account when he made the first Rocky movie. Stallone is a great story teller.

Rudee · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2015, 03:04:56 PM »

Steven Seagal is a badass