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Marty Champions

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i want to make magnesium di potassium to clear heavy metals but how, chemists?
« on: February 26, 2015, 07:15:17 AM »
It is going to be a suppository to rid heavy metals from my body

So couldnt i just put magnesium and potassium up my ass with cocoa butter??? I know it needs to be "di potassium" though but how do i make that?

I dont feel like spending 89.99 on medicardium aka magnesium di potassium
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Re: i want to make magnesium di potassium to clear heavy metals but how, chemists?
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2015, 01:20:43 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on February 26, 2015, 07:15:17 AM
It is going to be a suppository to rid heavy metals from my body

So couldnt i just put magnesium and potassium up my ass with cocoa butter??? I know it needs to be "di potassium" though but how do i make that?

I dont feel like spending 89.99 on medicardium aka magnesium di potassium

Simply, relocate to Tasmania or New Zealand fresh air, clean water  ;)

Hey Falcony , Pitcairn Island seeks immigrants  :), no joke .
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Royalty

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Re: i want to make magnesium di potassium to clear heavy metals but how, chemists?
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2015, 03:53:01 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on February 26, 2015, 07:15:17 AM
It is going to be a suppository to rid heavy metals from my body

So couldnt i just put magnesium and potassium up my ass with cocoa butter??? I know it needs to be "di potassium" though but how do i make that?

I dont feel like spending 89.99 on medicardium aka magnesium di potassium

I'm not sure how to react 2 positively charged metals to form an ionic bond. I remember my chemistry professor talking about it. But it was beyond the scope of my knowledge. She had a PhD in Physical Chemistry.
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Re: i want to make magnesium di potassium to clear heavy metals but how, chemists?
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2015, 04:08:24 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on February 26, 2015, 03:53:01 PM
I'm not sure how to react 2 positively charged metals to form an ionic bond. I remember my chemistry professor talking about it. But it was beyond the scope of my knowledge. She had a PhD in Physical Chemistry.
 

Have you not heard of DiLithium Crystals? The used them on Star Trek all the time to power the ship, lol
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Re: i want to make magnesium di potassium to clear heavy metals but how, chemists?
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2015, 04:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on February 26, 2015, 07:15:17 AM
It is going to be a suppository to rid heavy metals from my body

So couldnt i just put magnesium and potassium up my ass with cocoa butter??? I know it needs to be "di potassium" though but how do i make that?

I dont feel like spending 89.99 on medicardium aka magnesium di potassium

You've finally taken it too far. I've always assumed you were trolling but not 100% sure. This thread outed you. Congrats on your years of success!
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TheShape.

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Re: i want to make magnesium di potassium to clear heavy metals but how, chemists?
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2015, 04:59:19 PM »
Bananas work just fine,  :D
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