Anyone Camp?

[Thong Maniac]

Who here camps? If so, if camping solo...is it possible to get laid (if wife or girlfriend doesnt want to come)? Tips?

Bodybuilding related cuz there are hairy muscle bears in my area who camp

[kh300]

I sleep in a tent or shelter a good 100 nights a year.

Your girl will be so horny watching you swing an axe and start a fire and all that shit. It'll bring her back to the caveman days when she just sits in the tent and watch her man take care of shit, her instincts will have her spread out on the picnic table waiting to be served. If that doesnt work just say 'listen bitch, nobodys gonna here you scream for help out here'. I never take a lady out in the woods without a good supply of duct tape, rope, and zip ties.

And dont bang a chick on an air mattress or it'll go flat over night. Use a foam mat.

[greeneyes]

Camping make you smell like shit especially if it's not near the beach or a lake where you can wash yourself. Not that there's anything wrong with smelling bed in the wild but it might be a harsh experience for modern guys and girls. You probably gonna meet some dirty hippies girls there too.

[Thong Maniac]

I sleep in a tent or shelter a good 100 nights a year.

Your girl will be so horny watching you swing an axe and start a fire and all that shit. It'll bring her back to the caveman days when she just sits in the tent and watch her man take care of shit, her instincts will have her spread out on the picnic table waiting to be served. If that doesnt work just say 'listen bitch, nobodys gonna here you scream for help out her'. I never take a lady out in the woods without a good supply of duct tape, rope, and zip ties.

And dont bang a chick on an air mattress or it'll go flat over night. Use a foam mat.

Nice bro, u ever camp on the beach? I fantasize about that, my wife couldnt be less interested in camping

[Army of One]

Theres lots of camp guys here

[SF1900]

Id love to go camping with Tbombz and Primemuscle.

[che]

Id love to go camping with Tbombz and Primemuscle.

You'll need  a tent , sleeping bag for three , diapers and a Bible .

[calfzilla]

Who here camps? If so, if camping solo...is it possible to get laid (if wife or girlfriend doesnt want to come)? Tips?

Bodybuilding related cuz there are hairy muscle bears in my area who camp

I confuse you looking to cheat on your wife 

[Rambone]

[AlphaGyno]

Never heard of camping

[kh300]

Nice bro, u ever camp on the beach? I fantasize about that, my wife couldnt be less interested in camping

I have before at ocean sites. I've introduced a lot of girls to camping. Always go to a location were the car is near, and there is a bathroom nearby. Also convince her its an experience shell love.

[Thong Maniac]

I have before at ocean sites. I've introduced a lot of girls to camping. Always go to a location were the car is near, and there is a bathroom nearby. Also convince her its an experience shell love.

Ill try, thanks man

[HTexan]

I have before at ocean sites. I've introduced a lot of girls to camping. Always go to a location were the car is near, and there is a bathroom nearby. Also convince her its an experience shell love.

A lot of camping parks have restrooms and showers.
If you want to get laid, beaches are better.

[Knooger]

I don't go camping per se, but I do like to hang out at freeway rest areas on the weekends.

[Hulkotron]

I enjoy testing my instincts for survival.

[Tapeworm]

I like chopping and stockpiling wood.

[D.O.A.]

Who here camps? If so, if camping solo...is it possible to get laid (if wife or girlfriend doesnt want to come)? Tips?

Bodybuilding related cuz there are hairy muscle bears in my area who camp

If you like them hairy! Might get lucky and have a bear spoon you...

[Rambone]

I don't go camping per se, but I do like to hang out at freeway rest areas on the weekends.

Ah yes. Highway rest areas, the bath houses of the 2000's for many, many, many, many gay men.

[Knooger]

Ah yes. Highway rest areas, the bath houses of the 2000's for many, many, many, many gay men.

Very funny movie.