Author Topic: My little butthole (Read 4404 times)

pedro01 · « **on:** March 17, 2015, 06:22:57 AM »

Seriously - what the fuck was the teacher thinking letting my daughter bring this home?

That's lovely dear, nice butthole and healthy schlong. What else did you learn today?

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2015, 06:25:18 AM »

It's a unicorn. They shit rainbows so they tend to have enlarged bum-holes. She was being factually correct.

Howard · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2015, 06:28:59 AM »

Where does your kid attend school? Get-Big Academy?

Knooger · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:05:19 AM »

Pic added to my spank bank, thank you.

Big N · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:07:41 AM »

Lol that's hysterical. Is the teacher male or female? If it's a female teacher I guess it's funny and o-k-a-y. However, a male teacher allowing that could be a little perverted maybe?

pedro01 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:15:37 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 17, 2015, 06:25:18 AM

It's a unicorn. They shit rainbows so they tend to have enlarged bum-holes. She was being factually correct.

You learn something new every day. I must have been off the day they did that @ my school.

Her teacher is a gal - a sort of a hippy chick - seems quite nice.

Perhaps she's been around kids that much she's oblivious to the occasional asshole.

Archer77 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:58:36 AM »

Quote from: Howard on March 17, 2015, 07:55:36 AM

True story.

In 1st grade we had to make a picture of something we were thankful for, before Thanksgiving break.

I drew a pic of me in plane dropping an atomic bomb on this geeky kid I pushed at recess .
Since this was 50 yrs ago, the teacher saw it, grabbed it and calmly ripped it up.
She gave me a fresh sheet of paper and said ;
" I don't think your Mother wants to see such a dumb picture , does she?!
I was busted and ashamed, so I meekly replied ; " No maam, I can do better."
I went on to draw one of those hand-5 finger goofy turkeys , colored it with the caption;
" I'm thankful for good food."

* Had getbig existed then, I might have drawn a pic of the lady teacher bent over and colored her a-hole bright red.

Fixed

Archer77 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2015, 08:39:04 AM »

Quote from: Howard on March 17, 2015, 08:27:27 AM

Maybe a nice magenta if I had the crayon color?

Tbombz pink

Howard · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2015, 09:55:19 AM »

Quote from: Archer77 on March 17, 2015, 08:39:04 AM

Tbombz pink

LOL someone please photoshop Tbomz on the OP rainbow pony

wikkedonez · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2015, 11:02:35 AM »

I think I'd be more worried
about the cocaine straw...

Dr.J · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2015, 11:13:35 AM »

That's some funny shit man....in your daughters defense, horses do have big old buttholes....no homo

mdef48 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2015, 12:15:01 PM »

Quote from: pedro01 on March 17, 2015, 06:22:57 AM

Seriously - what the fuck was the teacher thinking letting my daughter bring this home?

That's lovely dear, nice butthole and healthy schlong. What else did you learn today?

haha that's cute.

Pedro doesn't strike me as a strict dad.

He is too nice a bloke.

Howard · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2015, 12:55:50 PM »

Quote from: Dr.J on March 17, 2015, 11:13:35 AM

That's some funny shit man....in your daughters defense, horses do have big old buttholes....no homo

I regret to inform you, that "big old buttholes" is exempt from the "no homo" disclaimer.

robcguns · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2015, 05:59:54 PM »

Nice butthole hahahaha

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2015, 06:26:26 PM »

Better rhsn a bunny, Pete

Hulkster · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2015, 06:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 17, 2015, 06:25:18 AM

It's a unicorn. They shit rainbows so they tend to have enlarged bum-holes. She was being factually correct.

I thought they farted rainbows?

lmao

38-26-40 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:52:34 PM »

Lmao...you weirdos! It's the purple unicorn from My Little Pony! She has the six point star symbol. Notice they all have a symbol on the side of their butts. I had all these ponies growing up. When you scratched the symbol, they would smell like flowers, strawberry, vanilla, etc. I still have a few

Your daughter is a great artist.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:56:15 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on March 17, 2015, 07:52:34 PM

Lmao...you weirdos! It's the purple unicorn from My Little Pony! She has the six point star symbol. Notice they all have a symbol on the side of their butts. I had all these ponies growing up. When you scratched the symbol, they would smell like flowers, strawberry, vanilla, etc. I still have a few Your daughter is a great artist.

And how are we supposed to know that???

It looked like a spitting image of a butthole of peace!

38-26-40 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2015, 08:02:53 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on March 17, 2015, 07:56:15 PM

And how are we supposed to know that???

It looked like a spitting image of a butthole of peace!

I love that none of you knew. Even more, I love the comments

The animators of that cartoon knew it looked like a butthole. That's why they added the scratch and sniff part to the toys lol

chaos · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2015, 08:20:24 PM »

Thread title misleading, completely disappointed.

pedro01 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2015, 08:39:16 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on March 17, 2015, 07:52:34 PM

Lmao...you weirdos! It's the purple unicorn from My Little Pony! She has the six point star symbol. Notice they all have a symbol on the side of their butts. I had all these ponies growing up. When you scratched the symbol, they would smell like flowers, strawberry, vanilla, etc. I still have a few Your daughter is a great artist.

From this point forward you shall be known as "man/woman with no shame"

Grown adults should know not of such things.

I still say its a butthole.