i'll be there with my ucsb diploma (framed) in hand to smack you in the face with
Why would anyone bother framing a UCSB diploma?? How do you wipe your ass without cutting yourself? Is that more or less valuable than a GED?? Are they still ranked below Phoenix Online University in the latest rankings? Did the framing store give you a sobriety test?? Do people think your diploma looks odd between your McDonald's Employee of the Month framed certificates? When did UCSB sanction Deepthroating as a major anyway?? Just curious...I'm applying to schools now for the Fall semester.
Special "The Mind is a Terrible Thing" Ed