Author Topic: What is your net worth? (Read 17705 times)

FitnessFrenzy · « **on:** June 28, 2015, 06:36:42 AM »

Let's see if this thread has a potential to not blow up with outrageous claims.

Waller · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2015, 06:41:59 AM »

I'm not a fisherman. I have no nets.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2015, 06:42:53 AM »

Absolute shit thread.....10 pages minimum

Stephano · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2015, 06:43:54 AM »

XFACTOR is worth $400 Trillion, but can't settle a $100 bet.

Waller · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2015, 06:46:38 AM »

Quote from: Stephano on June 28, 2015, 06:43:54 AM

XFACTOR is worth $400 Trillion, but can't settle a $100 bet.

funk51 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2015, 06:47:47 AM »

all my money is tied up in these,,,,

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2015, 06:48:39 AM »

Quote from: Stephano on June 28, 2015, 06:43:54 AM

XFACTOR is worth $400 Trillion, but can't settle a $100 bet.

But to be fair.....$200 trillion was borrowed from the fortune Groink stole

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2015, 06:52:50 AM »

XFactor does business with the Rothschild family. They are often friends and often go to art openings together.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2015, 07:07:27 AM »

Waiting for someone to include their 300K house when they only have 30K in equity in it. The same person will include their leased (rented) cars.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2015, 07:13:05 AM »

if I was a billionaire I would move to Sylva for 3 months to make a YouTube documentary series about Goodrum's life.

SF1900 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2015, 07:14:04 AM »

$7,897 in Flex Magazines.

$4,689 in supplements.

gmflex · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2015, 07:19:16 AM »

Does monopoly money count

denarii · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2015, 07:34:31 AM »

if i deduct the NPV of raising three kids plus my share of govt debt, Im worth quite a big number with a negative sign at the front.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2015, 07:34:45 AM »

Overall 3000$ debt free.
All Micro Trump.

Waller · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2015, 07:36:41 AM »

I do have a large number of shares in Calibre Fitness. So once that takes off I'll move to Dubai full time.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2015, 07:49:03 AM »

Quote from: Waller on June 28, 2015, 07:36:41 AM

I do have a large number of shares in Calibre Fitness. So once that takes off I'll move to Dubai full time.

lucky you. I can no longer afford Caliber Fitness shares. Some people just know a gem in the rough when they see it.

pedro01 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2015, 07:58:30 AM »

I'm married - so about 50% of what I think it is.

Then I have 2 kids - so take off another half.

So basically, fuck all.

But I have fun - does that count?

_aj_ · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2015, 08:34:40 AM »

We should all express our net worth in terms of Goodrum. As in, "I am worth ~47.5 Goodrums"

Qwert II · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2015, 08:52:02 AM »

I'll have a 200k annuity available when I turn 40 which is in a year and a half along with a stock pile of gold & precious jewels.

But most of my net worth is tied up in my very successful online supplement company, Caliber Fitness Solutions, which is the most innovative health and fitness company to ever exist.

robcguns · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2015, 08:59:28 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on June 28, 2015, 08:34:40 AM

We should all express our net worth in terms of Goodrum. As in, "I am worth ~47.5 Goodrums"

Only 47.5 goodrums?thats below the poverty line.

_aj_ · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2015, 09:01:06 AM »

Quote from: robcguns on June 28, 2015, 08:59:28 AM

Only 47.5 goodrums?thats below the poverty line.

That's a sample so the rest of you won't feel bad. My net worth is the thousands of Goodrums.

Knooger · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2015, 09:10:20 AM »

I'd guess a couple million Goodrums.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2015, 09:12:53 AM »

My only real asset is a storage unit that contains $4,000 worth of Beanie Babies and $2,500 in Tickle me Elmos.

The only problem is that I had to finance them, so when you consider the interest and the cost of storage, I'm actually at a negative net worth.

Once those Beanie Babies start to appreciate though, I'm gonna be stanky rich. Now I play the waiting game.

calfzilla · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2015, 09:18:36 AM »

Most getbiggers are too stupid to know how to calculate net worth. Mine is not much maybe a few thousand. Primarily so low because I still have student loan debts.

bigmc · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2015, 09:34:00 AM »

I have a good pension

outside of that fuck all