What is your net worth?

[denarii]

This one?

http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=GRE.PA+Interactive#{"allowChartStacking":true}


I've had a few bucks in a S&P short ETF as a hedge.

http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=SH+Interactive#{"range":"ytd","allowChartStacking":true}

no the ftse x shares. but its the same underlying 20 stocks. the banks might be screwed but there is some optionality there and im fairly constrained in my options. my first choice was the 2yr bonds but cant buy them. id say there is a good chance of a technocrat govt next week.

[nzmusclemonster]

No I used condoms.

I did catch Ameobic Dysentry though. Basically breeds in your intestines and burrows holes in them, so that you only shit slime and blood.

 

[tom joad]

XFACTOR is worth $400 Trillion, but can't settle a $100 bet. 

well Xfactor insisted that the bet be $100 U.S. so that's about $125.77 Canadian for X.

[Coach is Back!]

Between the real estate I've acquired from Hurricane Beef and Juruth I'm a getbig billionaire. But I hear the market is going to crash soon so I need to dump it soon. It's going to be swamp land.

[gib]

Market will crash soon. But you can still make money if you move into cash now and buy after the crash happens. Cash is king when markets correct.

[gib]

Deosnt get much better than that

It's a good start but trust it can get ALOT better than that

[gib]

Right now, I'm personally about 40% long on stocks / calls, about 20% short stock & long on puts, about 15% long commodities (gold, crude, silver, etc), a little over 20% cash, and about 5% (or less) bonds / debt...

The main reason I don't have much in bonds / debt right now is because existing bonds will likely get hammered when rates go up. And since I'm probably a long way from needing the income from bonds, I'd rather keep most of my money in equities for growth in general anyway.

Most of what little debt I have right now is higher yielding mildly distressed corporate and emerging markets debt that I bought at discounts, and a little local tax-free muni debt paying a nice coupon.

I also dipped my nose in a little short term Puerto Rican debt a while back that is insured, luckily.  


THIS is a receipt that actually impresses me... http://nypost.com/2011/06/30/atm-receipt-showing-astounding-100m-balance-left-at-hamptons-bank/

Dude if you think bonds will get hammered when rates rise don't u think equities wil her hit the same? It's common sense man. Sell stock and stay in cash for now. Your patience will be rewarded.

[calfzilla]

Not sure why anyone would own bonds, especially right now.

[gib]

Not sure why anyone would own bonds, especially right now.

Agree. Bonds are overvalued and set to fall. Not worth the risk to hold right now.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Market will crash soon. But you can still make money if you move into cash now and buy after the crash happens. Cash is king when markets correct.

why?

[gib]

Because it overvalued. And overvalued markets crash.

[forillagorilla]

Anyone with real wealth will never post about it here -   that I can assure you.

[gib]

Anyone with real wealth will never post about it here -   that I can assure you.

I tend to agree. I think i posted mine a while back on another thread and no one believed me anyhow ...

[pedro01]

Less before the weekend started

Well done - 2 weeks pay on a night out.

How's the rest of the month panning out?

[pedro01]

Smart. Mutual funds are great long term.

Yes - for mutual fund companies

[calfzilla]

Yes - for mutual fund companies

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Basile is proud owner of : 2 urinals & 3 toilet bowls 

[Teutonic Knight]

Anyone with real wealth will never post about it here -   that I can assure you.

 

Basile is very "successful" businessman , how can U forget that 

[Twaddle]

Basile is very "successful" businessman , how can U forget that 

You're confused.  You're thinking of the other Vince.  Goodrum.   

[BlackMetallic]

Case of grapefruits

[James28]

I have no debt. I have roughly 29k in my daily-use account and own a property and part own another one with my brother and part own another one with my ex girlfriend. I don't have a car as I get one through work.

Beyond the above, I have nothing.

[Hurricane Beef !]

Between the real estate I've acquired from Hurricane Beef and Juruth I'm a getbig billionaire. But I hear the market is going to crash soon so I need to dump it soon. It's going to be swamp land.

Do we recall when Dinklage  claimed to pull in $50,000 a month and know more about economics that others? How many at this end would drop almost 1/4 of their annual income on a depreciating asset like a car when they have a family to support?

Also THE BEEF does not recall having assets in a skanky town like sunset beach

THE BEEF

[Teutonic Knight]

You're confused.  You're thinking of the other Vince.  Goodrum.   

 

[forillagorilla]

Do we recall when Dinklage  claimed to pull in $50,000 a month and know more about economics that others? How many at this end would drop almost 1/4 of their annual income on a depreciating asset like a car when they have a family to support?

Also THE BEEF does not recall having assets in a skanky town like sunset beach

THE BEEF

Is that picture of the guy with the cook costume on you?

[Hurricane Beef !]

Is that picture of the guy with the cook costume on you?

What do you think? PM THE BEEF if you want to know