Political Jokes

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Found this online:


I was at Barnes & Noble earlier and I asked the clerk if they had Donald Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.

She immediately said to me:

"Get the fuck out of here and don't come back."

I said: "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

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Found this online:


I was at Barnes & Noble earlier and I asked the clerk if they had Donald Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.

She immediately said to me:

"Get the fuck out of here and don't come back."

I said: "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

 

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Anyone here think Bill Burr secretly voted for Trump and didn't tell his wife?   

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Spitfire
@DogRightGirl
Ok, I needed this laugh!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@joerogan

https://x.com/DogRightGirl/status/1973121135689826567

[Dos Equis]

This is AOC.  It's a little funny, but leftists try too hard.  They're not naturally funny like Trump.  And trying to imitate him (as Newsom keeps trying to do), usually falls flat.

Point is, is that they are scrapping and grasping at straws because they have nothing else: Laugh at them! Stephen Miller is a clown! I’ve never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he’s, like, 4′ 10″. And he looks like he is angry about the fact that he’s 4’10”. And he looks like he is so mad that he is 4′ 10″, that he has taken that anger out on at any other population possible.

Like, laugh at them! Laugh at them.

AOC Calls on Supporters to ‘Laugh’ at MAGA ‘Men’ — Starting With ‘Clown’ Stephen Miller
David Gilmour
Oct 6th, 2025
https://www.mediaite.com/online/aoc-calls-on-supporters-to-laugh-at-maga-men-starting-with-clown-stephen-miller/?cfp

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