Author Topic: Piana Schmoefest (Read 86980 times)

Zillotch · « **Reply #200 on:** July 22, 2016, 04:50:46 PM »

The only potential upside of this phaggets pathetic existence will be the entertainment value in watching his arms amputated.

Taffin · « **Reply #201 on:** July 22, 2016, 05:03:27 PM »

Didn't Abraham Nixon just get shot as he landed on the moon..?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=613707.0

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #202 on:** July 22, 2016, 05:15:10 PM »

He's doing less weights and more PMMA/oil etc. He's actually losing the shape of his muscles through not training and most likely much less steroids. Probably because of a health problem/scare. Because he's losing overall muscle mass, he's ego consciously or subconsciously is making him use more and more SEO to compensate. After all he is the leader of the 5% crew and needs to look the part. In reality the PMMA/Oil has turned on him and what we are now witnessing is the final effects of Madness. Not unlike what happened to DA...

viking1 · « **Reply #203 on:** July 22, 2016, 06:06:58 PM »

Going the route of DA.

viking1 · « **Reply #204 on:** July 22, 2016, 06:08:01 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on July 22, 2016, 03:35:04 PM

You honestly think that's a choice for him. The guy shoots a mixture of creatine, crystal meth and salt out of his penis...

Rudee · « **Reply #205 on:** July 22, 2016, 07:05:54 PM »

What ever happened with the prearranged fight between him and prophet muscle?

cephissus · « **Reply #206 on:** July 22, 2016, 07:19:16 PM »

More importantly what kind of insanity is going on in his fridge

Wiggs · « **Reply #207 on:** July 22, 2016, 07:23:13 PM »

It gave up.

Taffin · « **Reply #208 on:** July 22, 2016, 07:43:11 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on July 22, 2016, 07:19:16 PM

More importantly what kind of insanity is going on in his fridge

Essentially frozen Microwavable meals, which he apparently lives on. Well that, gallons of that 5% drink, and his n hers Chipotle for supper each evening around midnight.... Oh, and Ben and Jerry's...

TheShape. · « **Reply #209 on:** July 22, 2016, 08:56:45 PM »

His biceps voted "Leave" on his bodies referendum.

NickEdge779 · « **Reply #210 on:** July 22, 2016, 11:56:38 PM »

Wonder what Piano will look like once he's 80 years old if he makes it that far.

Taffin · « **Reply #211 on:** July 23, 2016, 12:05:38 AM »

Quote from: NickEdge779 on July 22, 2016, 11:56:38 PM

Wonder what Piano will look like once he's 80 years old if he makes it that far.

I'm guessing he will resemble the infamous Artie Gruber - arch nemesis of the Harlem Heroes, global Aeroball Champions in the year 2050...

WalterWhite · « **Reply #212 on:** July 23, 2016, 12:21:03 AM »

Arms are deformed and chest looks like breast implants.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #213 on:** July 23, 2016, 12:42:14 AM »

Shocker!! Not!

"I believe the time has come to announce that @sara.piana and I are no longer together. It was a crazy wonderful ‪#‎livinthedream‬ more than anyone could imagine year together!! A fairytale life but we do have our differences as all couples do and we both decided together that this was the best scenario! We are still friends and both agree this is the best choice for us. I felt it necessary to announce this on social media because we were together 24/7 so as soon as anyone sees us not together the first question is "where's Sara" about 20 people asked me that very question today at the gym and when I say we are no longer together it's a 20min conversation. Whatever happens in life you have to be strong and keep pushing forward and Sara is a very strong girl and we will both keep pushing forward and being the best we can be in every aspect of life!"

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1035588686531429&set=a.330717570351881.74317.100002409224875&type=3&theater

Coffeed · « **Reply #214 on:** July 23, 2016, 12:56:07 AM »

That explains that pricey new rental.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #215 on:** July 23, 2016, 01:01:43 AM »

Quote from: Coffeed on July 23, 2016, 12:56:07 AM

That explains that pricey new rental.

He had to leave his last rental which he moved to after his home was foreclosed on. Maybe he will rent her a room in this one.

He has actually been in this house for some time now.

Skeletor · « **Reply #216 on:** July 23, 2016, 01:05:30 AM »

"Fucking split, god damn it! Right babe?"

"Yup"

I don't believe it until Goodrum confirms.

BayGBM · « **Reply #217 on:** July 23, 2016, 01:10:34 AM »

MAXX · « **Reply #218 on:** July 23, 2016, 01:39:02 AM »

it's the best possible schenario! god damn it

Taffin · « **Reply #219 on:** July 23, 2016, 02:02:07 AM »

"Gotta burn through life much too fast to confuse the heart, right babe?

Babe.....?

Babe...?

"

10pints · « **Reply #220 on:** July 23, 2016, 02:03:31 AM »

Ha! Well, at least he got to fuck those fat titties...

Rascal full · « **Reply #221 on:** July 23, 2016, 02:07:44 AM »

She must have finally realized he doesn't have as much money as she thought.

Taffin · « **Reply #222 on:** July 23, 2016, 02:20:59 AM »

Interesting comment on Sara's IG (my bold):

"Take a step back and look at your life and realize what you have. I'm far from being perfect and I've made a lot of mistakes in my life. Some I will never forgive myself, so I ask you guys think before you do things that will fuck things up in your future that you never meant to do. That's something that I should have done manyyyy years ago!! Think before you say or do things cuz you'll never know if something happens that you can never take back."

So I'm thinking maybe a p0rno tape or pics have turned up from her past? Escort work / wrasslin' maybe?

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #223 on:** July 23, 2016, 02:58:44 AM »

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #224 on:** July 23, 2016, 03:29:33 AM »

Walter, I was walking around Salisbury Beach yesterday, saw a juiced up looking guy with his wife and kid, the guy was wearing a backwards "Kill IT" Piana hat.

Hysterical...