Sales Of Dynamik Muscle Are Through The Roof

[Royalty]

So he is holding back as leverage to get better promotion for his new product line? Very unprofessional and illustrates why he isn't suitable for the title. Unfortunate really because Phil doesn't deserve five Mr Olympias either but politically he makes sense. Dammit!

Rhoden & Wolf must be happy. 2nd place is wide open.

[Qwert II]

Apparantly, the preorder sales on Dynamik was nothing short of spectacular.  The biggest seller was Savage Roar which is likely due to having a whooping 50mg of Hordenine in it.  Kai's investment in this company at the current rate will be realized in about 4 months.

Apparently they now have WiFi in the canned goods dept of the Piggly Wiggly store that you work at.

You can now post all the top shelf supa dupa secret insider news in between stocking the shelves with cans of discount SPAM.

[Rascal full]

Rhoden & Wolf must be happy. 2nd place is wide open.

Yes, good point. That is a nice chunk of change moving up from fourth to third and third to second. Extra 30k at least I believe?!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Dear Vince,
  I suppose now that this thread supplants what I thought was your thread that Kai was not going to compete in the Mr. Olympia.
  Of course, he was always going to compete for the same reasons I and many others here on GetBig wrote about.
  One thing I might possibly add that is new, is the issue of Kai himself sitting at a booth at the Expo while also competing in the Mr. Olympia.
  While that may be a very good business move, it will serve only to diminish any chance he had at winning the show, which in my opinion, would
be of greater value to his brand new products.  
  Some fans don't realize that sitting at a booth while you are competing is completely detrimental to the competitor himself.  Why you might ask?
  1)  The competitor is at 3 % body fat.  Talking to what will be for Kai, at least 2,000 people, will be exhausting.  He can't be quick or rude.
  2)  Shaking hands and standing next to each person for a photo exposes the competitor to catching a cold, cough or something else which can immediately
wreck havoc on his resistance (he has none at 3% body fat) and thereby mess with his conditioning.  If someone were to respond with "Well, he can't get sick and then
suddenly his condition changes an hour later", they would be incorrect.  Bodybuilders' condition change for no reason and without warning.  The last 24 hours is an
immense risk and gamble.
  3)  Kai will be eating every 2 to 3 hours and there is NO way to heat your food and eat it correctly while sitting behind a booth launching a new product when you
are already the most sought after person in the entire Expo.
  Some of this makes good business sense and some of it doesn't.  But at least we don't have to discuss Kai not competing which was never in question.
Harley

Kai won't be at the booth whether he's competing or not.  He'll have a team of experienced sales reps and demonstrators working instead.  He may drop by to check for progress but that's about it

[bigmc]

Kai won't be at the booth whether he's competing or not.  He'll have a team of experienced sales reps and demonstrators working instead.  He may drop by to check for progress but that's about it

will these "experienced" sales reps

be in the form of scantily clad giant titted fitness bunnies by any chance

[LurkerNoMore]

because there is always a new crop of kids.

Truth.

Selling more shitty supplements that don't work to naive teenagers.

Ummm... dude, you just summed up the history of supplements all the way back to dissecated liver tablets and Joe Weiders Crash Weight Gain.

[tommywishbone]

Kai won't be at the booth whether he's competing or not.  He'll have a team of experienced sales reps and demonstrators working instead.  He may drop by to check for progress but that's about it

[Kim Jong Bob]

Vince is probably the guy with most knowledge here when it comes to supplement companies. He had his own line with  revulutionry tastes like malt wishkey whey before anyone had even tought of it, look now every company has that taste

[The Ugly]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hordenine

Did you read it?

"... there are virtually no scientific reports of the effects of hordenine in human beings."

[Grape Ape]

Kai won't be at the booth whether he's competing or not.  He'll have a team of experienced sales reps and demonstrators working instead.  He may drop by to check for progress but that's about it

Experienced sales rep:  "oh, hey Kai, what's up?

Kai: "I just want to make sure when market is performing their regression analysis they make sure to  include a variety techniques for modeling and analyzing the variables, but keep focus on the relationship between the dependent variables and one or more of the independent ones"

Experienced sales rep: "oh yeah, Kai, of course".

Kai: "Cool, going back to room"

[Rascal full]

Experienced sales rep:  "oh, hey Kai, what's up?

Kai: "I just want to make sure when market is performing their regression analysis they make sure to  include a variety techniques for modeling and analyzing the variables, but keep focus on the relationship between the dependent variables and one or more of the independent ones"

Experienced sales rep: "oh yeah, Kai, of course".

Kai: "Cool, going back to room"

Kai will be all psycho-babble and blue skies thinking.....'You have to visualise in your mind our brand selling out at all retailers....see it in your minds eye and manifest it into reality'.

[OB1]

^^
Yeah, right.

[The Scott]

will these "experienced" sales reps

be in the form of scantily clad giant titted fitness bunnies by any chance

Dude...They'll be either twinks in open-butthole bunny suits or S&M latex gimp replicas.  After all, it's Kai and the SchmOelympia feastival we're talkin' 'bout.

[Royalty]

Kai's team of science-driven sales reps & nutritionists

[SaintAnger]

Kai's people tried to extort the Olympia by holding them and the fans hostage with Kai dangling his contest contract in front of everyone's face.  Not very sportsman like...

[Hulkotron]

Vince is struggling to stay relevant in the Harley Breite era.

[Kwon_2]

Kai's vision is simply limitless...

Conceptual ideas that are grasping for straws and contain various limitless/IQless/logicless meanings.



Are you wearing a mask?



...We all are...

[Coach is Back!]

You sound like a child boasting about finding 20 quid on sidewalk. Fuck all growing 40% is still fuck all.

What's a quid?

[Hulkotron]

What's a quid?

I think it is a "British" term for going out in search of BBC.

[Kwon_2]

What's a quid?

Quid is british slang for Pound Sterling. (ie chasing BBC)

Quid is also the Quasi Universal Intergalactic Denomination. (of Peace)

[Rascal full]

What's a quid?

My esteemed friend Kwon is indeed right a quid is refrence to English money. Ie..'He has a few quid'...

[hp31]

Kai's team of science-driven sales reps & nutritionists

 

[The Ugly]

Vince is struggling to stay relevant in the Harley Breite era.

Think he is. Needs to redefine his role here, might be tricky.

[Walter Sobchak]

Vince is struggling to stay relevant in the Harley Breite era.

Relevant?

That fat broke bitch has to pre-pay on a weekly basis for his apartment electricity.

His 239 punkass website businesses grossed < $23,000 total last year.

That chimp is living on ketchup and onion sandwiches.

[NaturalWonder83]

Vince is struggling to stay relevant in the Harley Breite era.

x2

Relevant?

That fat broke bitch has to pre-pay on a weekly basis for his apartment electricity.

His 239 punkass website businesses grossed < $23,000 total last year.

That chimp is living on ketchup and onion sandwiches.