Best job would be to be paid a regular wage for doing fuck all.
Realistically my ideal job I had, back when I was a builder working for myself back when times were good (pre recession, lots of work, could put decent prices in and pick your jobs), I loved it, always worked in a squad of 3, one was one of my best mates, the other typically my dad or another friend, nobody to answer too, cups of tea and bacon sandwiches free all day, great laughs all day, sometimes worked at hot women's houses. The Instant respect garnered by being a buisness owner ect ect it was a fucking dream till times turned hard