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Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« on: October 26, 2015, 05:48:32 AM »
The tide must be turning for such a big website to publish this, havnt read the comment yet but I can imagine some gold in there

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3289014/Why-fat-people-charged-fly-s-not-fair-people-suffer-age-supersize-traveller.html

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2015, 05:49:56 AM »
Would support this solution 100%

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2015, 06:23:52 AM »
A mass monster bodybuilder is wider and more uncomfortable to be sat next to than the average fatty not to mention all the bending over to reach bag to get containers with their meals, the protein farts etc ... just imagine putting up with that in a 6 hour flight  .fuck that

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2015, 05:48:06 PM »
Totally overdue.

You can hear the collective groans on every commercial flight when the obese passengers board.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2015, 05:59:45 PM »
Dailymail lol.

Anyway, while in principle it makes perfect sense, in reality you penalise tall people who already have to suffer the lack of legroom (like myself), penalise muscular people (like myself)... so do you do a calipers test?

I will say though that if you are too fat to fit in one seat pay for two. I was stuck beside a fat fat piece of shit on a flight to France en route to Brazil and his fat triceps and sweaty back were on my body. I elbowed the cu nt (6am flight) til he moved over and the fat shit slept til the stewardess walked by with muffins - at which point he rose up and grabbed a handful.

I changed top in Charles de Gaulle airport I was so disgusted that his fat sweaty cells had touched my clothing.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2015, 06:00:52 PM »
Fly first class. I'm 6'4 and don't fly but about three times a year so it's feasible to pay the added expense, but I can't stand being crammed on a plane. I understand they want to make every buck they can by making smaller seats to fit more folks on the plane, but I totally agree here. If you're all in on making a profit, charge people accordingly for weight/volume.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2015, 06:03:52 PM »
Dailymail lol.

Anyway, while in principle it makes perfect sense, in reality you penalise tall people who already have to suffer the lack of legroom (like myself), penalise muscular people (like myself)... so do you do a calipers test?

I will say though that if you are too fat to fit in one seat pay for two. I was stuck beside a fat fat piece of shit on a flight to France en route to Brazil and his fat triceps and sweaty back were on my body. I elbowed the cu nt (6am flight) til he moved over and the fat shit slept til the stewardess walked by with muffins - at which point he rose up and grabbed a handful.

I changed top in Charles de Gaulle airport I was so disgusted that his fat sweaty cells had touched my clothing.

Mailonline is the biggest news site in the world now

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2015, 06:06:46 PM »
Mailonline is the biggest news site in the world now

China has the highest population, doesn't mean it is the best place to live.

It is a piece of shit populist, sensationalist, fact ignoring shithole for non journalists and illiterate uneducated readers.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2015, 03:19:18 AM »
No need to explain, they're fat! They should pay more because they disgust the beautiful people who just wants a pleasant flight.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2015, 03:25:34 AM »
Try air mailing a fat fuck's dead body and a twink's dead body and see which costs more.

Everybody should pay a per-pound rate including luggage. It tracks perfectly linearly with how the airlines have to pay for fuel.

People should self-identify weight when they purchase tickets online and then get trued-up at the airport.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2015, 03:41:10 AM »
They should just have one of these, but for people:


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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2015, 04:45:52 AM »
TAP airlines (portuguese) charged another half seat, to people excceeding 120kg/264lbs.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2015, 08:36:11 AM »
Easy just make the plane doors narrower. you don't fit, you don't fly..... Phil heath gets 1/2 price flights

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2015, 08:46:12 AM »
Flying sucks shit.  They've turned it into the least enjoyable thing in the world to do from the moment you get in line to check in your bag, to waiting through security, then customs then waiting to board the plane to sitting in those nasty seats that probably have high amounts of feces on them.  The whole thing sucks.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2015, 09:28:56 AM »
Easy just make the plane doors narrower. you don't fit, you don't fly..... Phil heath gets 1/2 price flights

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2015, 09:41:00 AM »
Easy just make the plane doors narrower. you don't fit, you don't fly..... Phil heath gets 1/2 price flights


Phil Heath is so narrow he flies using fedex in one of these


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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2015, 11:21:45 AM »
Phil Heath is so narrow he flies using fedex in one of these



Phil Heath is so narrow he is always the first to exit a landed aircraft, he just slides past all the people in the aisle  ;D

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2015, 11:24:57 AM »
Phil Heath is so narrow that when seated in a window seat he can get up to go to the bathroom without disturbing the two other passengers seated next to him.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2015, 11:32:06 AM »
Charging fat people more is fine but it still doesn't make the flight any more comfortable for the other passengers.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2015, 11:32:10 AM »
Phil Heath is so narrow that when seated in a window seat he can get up to go to the bathroom without disturbing the two other passengers seated next to him.


Lol!!!!!! you really topped me there

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2015, 12:40:21 PM »
you all realise that this also means bodybuilders?

its not just fat people..its big people.

so pretty much every Maori/Samoan, and anyone who doesnt fit into the seats.

i fly regularly and it sucks. they shouldnt be allowed to charge extra because they cant design their planes to accommodate people. last i heard, profits in the airline business were in the $millions/$billions... do they want a fraction more from large people?

the world is fucked up indeed. more more more. no wonder everyone is protecting their patch.


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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2015, 12:42:22 PM »
you all realise that this also means bodybuilders?

its not just fat people..its big people.

so pretty much every Maori/Samoan, and anyone who doesnt fit into the seats.

i fly regularly and it sucks. they shouldnt be allowed to charge extra because they cant design their planes to accommodate people. last i heard, profits in the airline business were in the $millions/$billions... do they want a fraction more from large people?

the world is fucked up indeed. more more more. no wonder everyone is protecting their patch.



Lol at the bolded statement.  Jews will squeeze every fucking penny they can from anyone.

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2015, 01:03:07 PM »
Hope it doesn't happen before Av's flight ;D

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2015, 01:17:23 PM »
Easy just make the plane doors narrower. you don't fit, you don't fly..... Phil heath gets 1/2 price flights


lolz

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Re: Why Fat People should be charged more to fly
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2015, 01:56:19 PM »
The tide must be turning for such a big website to publish this, havnt read the comment yet but I can imagine some gold in there

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3289014/Why-fat-people-charged-fly-s-not-fair-people-suffer-age-supersize-traveller.html
Bullshit. The current model is fine. If your fat, you have to buy a 2nd seat or get kicked off the plane like the clerks guy.
Next thing you know, these losers would want to start up charging tall people because they suck up more oxygen.  ::)
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