Why Fat People should be charged more to fly

[Coffeed]

Why isn't it the other way around?

Aren't skinny people the minority? Why don't they give a break to skinny people for weighing less?

[Tapeworm]

Fly first class. I'm 6'4 and don't fly but about three times a year so it's feasible to pay the added expense, but I can't stand being crammed on a plane. I understand they want to make every buck they can by making smaller seats to fit more folks on the plane, but I totally agree here. If you're all in on making a profit, charge people accordingly for weight/volume.

I've always wanted to start a revolution from coach.  Whip the everyman mob into a frenzy of working class wrath and we all come tearing through the curtain brandishing our plastic cutlery.  So enjoy your champagne luxury and polite, younger, more attractive stewardesses... while you still can.

[_aj_]

Why isn't it the other way around?

Aren't skinny people the minority? Why don't they give a break to skinny people for weighing less?

It amounts to the same thing, but it's more fun to punish the fat.

[HTexan]

I've always wanted to start a revolution from coach.  Whip the everyman mob into a frenzy of working class wrath and we all come tearing through the curtain brandishing our plastic cutlery.  So enjoy your champagne luxury and polite, younger, more attractive stewardesses... while you still can.

On a flight  There was a guy in coach bitching that the pilot told the people in first class about a delay personally. He was removed from the flight. Pilot made an announcement 5 mins later.
They don't put up with shit on airplanes now a days.

[Irongrip400]

I've always wanted to start a revolution from coach.  Whip the everyman mob into a frenzy of working class wrath and we all come tearing through the curtain brandishing our plastic cutlery.  So enjoy your champagne luxury and polite, younger, more attractive stewardesses... while you still can.

Fuck you Jerry!

[Tapeworm]

On a flight  There was a guy in coach bitching that the pilot told the people in first class about a delay personally. He was removed from the flight. Pilot made an announcement 5 mins later.
They don't put up with shit on airplanes now a days.

The pilot has backed the wrong horse.  He will be the first against the wall to serve as an example to others.

- Office of the Commissar of The People's Airline.

[HTexan]

The pilot has backed the wrong horse.  He will be the first against the wall to serve as an example to others.

- Office of the Commissar of The People's Airline.

lol
People that buy first class want their balls cupped the whole flight.

[Yamcha]

Anyone wanna go into business with me and start up "Fat Fucks Airlines"?

[The Wizard of Truth]

Fat people, some of them, don't believe they are fat.
I was visiting at the hospital in our city a while ago and two obese women were about to light up cigarettes in a no smoking area outside the main entrance. I said 'are you fucking serious, there's no smoking signs everywhere'. One of them called me ignorant for chastising them and I said 'two fat women lighting up a leaning up against an 8foot no smoking sign, and I'm ignorant?'. One of the cunntts had the cheek to say 'im not fat' at which point i didn't know whether to laugh or cry. They moved off to a smoking area though

[phreak]

Fat people, some of them, don't believe they are fat.
I was visiting at the hospital in our city a while ago and two obese women were about to light up cigarettes in a no smoking area outside the main entrance. I said 'are you fucking serious, there's no smoking signs everywhere'. One of them called me ignorant for chastising them and I said 'two fat women lighting up a leaning up against an 8foot no smoking sign, and I'm ignorant?'. One of the cunntts had the cheek to say 'im not fat' at which point i didn't know whether to laugh or cry. They moved off to a smoking area though

Good to hear that you command respect from your siblings.