Author Topic: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"  (Read 16062 times)

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Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« on: November 09, 2015, 10:31:44 PM »
Just hoping to catch a glimpse of Alex Daddario's amazing titties.

Bodybuilding related: After it's over, I shall train shoulders.


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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2015, 10:58:54 PM »
Watch true detective and see them in their full glory

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2015, 11:07:07 PM »
Watch true detective and see them in their full glory

Good call.  Seen it, jerked off to it.

Those two whoppers of hers are truly magnificent.  I strongly urge the one or two other straight guys that post on this forum to watch True Detective.

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2015, 04:10:06 AM »
    At first i thought the movie was a gangster movie, inspired in the Grand Theft Auto San Andreas computer game.
I had high expectations on it. Had...  :P

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2015, 06:33:05 AM »
she's got to have the best tits in the world or at least be tied with emily ratajkowski

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2015, 07:12:54 AM »
Oh man, this movie sucked but the scene at the end where she is swimming.........Giggity .

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2015, 07:52:06 AM »
Son, I am disappoint.  Isn't seeing the Rock with his Oscar worthy performance enough?

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2015, 07:54:36 AM »

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2015, 07:58:37 AM »


No shit, but first thing I did was lick my lips.  Just my natural reflex to seeing this photo.

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2015, 11:58:55 PM »
Son, I am disappoint.  Isn't seeing the Rock with his Oscar worthy performance enough?

No.  The person I really felt sorry for in this movie was Paul Giamatti.  He was really going for it with the emotion, really taking the role seriously and doing his best.  He had to know what a laughable piece of shit the movie was when they were making it.  He's a pro.

Dude, seriously, her titties make me cry they are so beautiful. Just flopping around all over.  Huge, but with the perfect amount of firmness.  Great nipples, they look good with clothes on or off.  I salute the dude or dudes that actually get to handle those babies in real life.


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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2015, 12:49:50 AM »
The whole movie was CGI

Looked like it could've been filmed in a 20x20 room

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2016, 10:08:03 PM »
dialogue and entire plot are something a 7th grader would write.

The CGI and effects are very cool. 

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2016, 10:25:05 PM »


Sweet jesus  :o

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2016, 10:25:36 PM »
ah, she started her movie career doing softcore stuff?  

I guess I can't introduce her to mom after all.

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2016, 10:32:12 PM »


What's with those curtains, look like they are from the 70s.

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2016, 10:34:27 PM »


Post of the day from Big Skeletor


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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2016, 12:32:45 AM »

She's just gorgeous... Amazing...

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2016, 03:48:06 AM »
This woman is beyond corn.

I think I would simply eat her shit.
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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2016, 03:55:39 AM »
thanks. and thank you too.

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2016, 06:51:29 AM »


Props to Skeletor for this.  Pretty amazing naturals right there.

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2016, 07:08:30 AM »

Well done Skeletor.  Well done.

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2016, 07:37:27 AM »


I can't help but lick my lips when I watch this.

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2016, 07:52:27 AM »
Pretty girl with spectacular mammaries, indeed.

I usually dig disaster flicks, but this stinker is a disaster in all the wrong ways. Babe's pontoons are its only perk (wink, wink).

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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2016, 08:16:44 AM »
If I were to create the perfect female I would take Alexandra and her flawless juggs...and add this ass



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Re: Sitting here watching the absurd movie "San Andreas"
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2016, 08:39:24 AM »
If I were to create the perfect female I would take Alexandra and her flawless juggs...and add this ass



Edit: Skeletor, PM me the link for that gif you posted would ya?

Did the mods go through and delete it?

here you go.  It's a little sticky.  I don't know why

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/gif-n/Alexandra_Daddario_top_off_and_on_zpseklmcggo.gif

Not sure you even need to change the Ass on Daddario.  She's pretty much perfect from tip to toe.