Author Topic: New IFBB Undercover! (Read 9359 times)

Bodybuilding.com Webmaster · « **on:** March 14, 2006, 01:30:17 PM »

Sorry for the delay. Here you go:

IFBB Pro Undercover #40!
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/undercover40.htm

Will

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2006, 01:31:45 PM »

Quote from: Bodybuilding.com Webmaster on March 14, 2006, 01:30:17 PM

Sorry for the delay.

It's understandable.

We all know Craig's been kinda tied up lately.

Bodybuilding.com Webmaster · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2006, 01:34:36 PM »

CT & KR are on lockdown. I have tried to get an interview, but nothing has came through.

Been busy with all of the pro shows. And broadcasting 2 of them live on bodybuilding.com.

We have signed on for 2 more for this year. The Shawn Ray show is defiantly on.

Lots more fun things coming with Bodybuilding.com 2.0.

Will

Adam Empire · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2006, 01:43:03 PM »

Quote from: Bodybuilding.com Webmaster on March 14, 2006, 01:30:17 PM

Sorry for the delay. Here you go:

IFBB Pro Undercover #40!
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/undercover40.htm

Will

Took a while to convince Dillett to write this?

Big Worm · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2006, 02:31:12 PM »

Doesn't seem like the "OLD" under cover Pro?!!

monster triceps · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2006, 02:37:55 PM »

Much better than Craiggie.

240 is Back · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2006, 02:39:55 PM »

Below is another example of this "new and reinvented Undercover Pro- confrontational and edgy"

Q ] Is Ronnie Coleman all natural?

A: You're f*cking kidding me right?

Perhaps on BBing.com, that would be considered witty or cool or something. But that kinda stuff hardly warrants any laughter in the real world. I guess it works on your target audience- 35-year old lame white guys in ties and 14-year olds with zits drinking nitrotech in their basement gym.

But for the real world, you guys just laid a rotten egg. HTH.

monster triceps · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2006, 02:41:19 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 14, 2006, 02:39:55 PM

Below is another example of this "new and reinvented Undercover Pro- confrontational and edgy"

Q ] Is Ronnie Coleman all natural?

A: You're f*cking kidding me right?

Perhaps on BBing.com, that would be considered witty or cool or something. But that kinda stuff hardly warrants any laughter in the real world. I guess it works on your target audience- 35-year old lame white guys in ties and 14-year olds with zits drinking nitrotech in their basement gym.

But for the real world, you guys just laid a rotten egg. HTH.

Shut the fuck up you overweight, under-achieving cuntbox.

shutupandtrain88 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2006, 02:49:09 PM »

definitley a new style,. I like It!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2006, 02:50:08 PM »

it's a marked improvement... but man... they could have shined at this moment of opportunity. Oh well.

shutupandtrain88 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2006, 02:54:36 PM »

Quote from: monster triceps on March 14, 2006, 02:41:19 PM

Shut the f**k up you overweight, under-achieving cuntbox.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLEX N FREAK · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:09:46 PM »

yeah they should got you huh 240, your the bomb...

controldenied33 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:13:04 PM »

I wonder who is writing in place of Craig?

240 is Back · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:13:55 PM »

I never claimed to be, dear.

But the Undercover Pro is SUCH a cool concept - Imagine the idea of us, the fans, being allowed to read into the backstage world of this incredibly unique sport. Some of the writing, i guess when it was Craig, just ached of effort. And the new guy- while the writing is decent for a pro BBer- is just too simple, IMO. Bathroom humor and predictable one-liners... it's just not sustainable. Current events, unexpected tie-ins, that kinda stuff is sustainable. But the thought of 'You are poor. You stink like poo' will just tire very quickly.

jaejonna · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:26:17 PM »

This undercover pro sucks .... nothing juicy... we all knew that Troy Alves kisses asses...

sarcasm · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:48:09 PM »

damn, he owned Troy Alves in that one.

analcandy · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:50:32 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 14, 2006, 02:39:55 PM

Below is another example of this "new and reinvented Undercover Pro- confrontational and edgy"

Q ] Is Ronnie Coleman all natural?

A: You're f*cking kidding me right?

Perhaps on BBing.com, that would be considered witty or cool or something. But that kinda stuff hardly warrants any laughter in the real world. I guess it works on your target audience- 35-year old lame white guys in ties and 14-year olds with zits drinking nitrotech in their basement gym.

But for the real world, you guys just laid a rotten egg. HTH.

irony at its finest.

Arent u a 35 y/o lame white guy yourself?

damn you own yourself fucking girl.

240 is Back · « **Reply #17 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:56:07 PM »

Quote from: analcandy on March 14, 2006, 03:50:32 PM

irony at its finest.
Arent u a 35 y/o lame white guy yourself?
damn you own yourself fucking pussy.

Nope. You know what I mean- the guys who drive an SUV, they work too hard at middle mgmt, they show up and train win tall socks, short shorts, lifting with the 15-pounders and consider a Bob Chick kissup thread on bbing.com to be a trip to the darkside.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #18 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:57:09 PM »

This appears to be the writings of Paul Dillett from the typography, however it can be anyone at this time. I don't think Titus would be in the mood to write anything right now

sarcasm · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:57:56 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 14, 2006, 03:56:07 PM

Nope. You know what I mean- the guys who drive an SUV, they work too hard at middle mgmt, they show up and train win tall socks, short shorts, lifting with the 15-pounders and consider a Bob Chick kissup thread on bbing.com to be a trip to the darkside.

are you saying that those guys are less than hardcore, 240?

sarcasm · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:59:30 PM »

it was written by someone who was pissed off at Troy Alves for whatever reason, he absolutely crucified him.

240 is Back · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2006, 04:03:19 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 14, 2006, 03:57:56 PM

are you saying that those guys are less than hardcore, 240?

LOL... they censor the word 'hell' and use the word 'fruition' in ths same sentence. Whatver the opposite of hardcore is, they found it.

H*ll, we might even see some of the needed changes both fans and athletes have been begging for come to fruition (symmetry, aesthetics, weight classes... ).

sarcasm · « **Reply #22 on:** March 14, 2006, 04:05:59 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 14, 2006, 04:03:19 PM

LOL... they censor the word 'hell' and use the word 'fruition' in ths same sentence. Whatver the opposite of hardcore is, they found it.

H*ll, we might even see some of the needed changes both fans and athletes have been begging for come to fruition (symmetry, aesthetics, weight classes... ).

hahahaha, "symmetry and aesthetics".

rocket · « **Reply #23 on:** March 14, 2006, 04:10:19 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 14, 2006, 03:57:09 PM

This appears to be the writings of Paul Dillett from the typography, however it can be anyone at this time. I don't think Titus would be in the mood to write anything right now

I cannot believe you're even elaborating for one sentence about how it isn't craig.

Craig has not written that article in years.

Special Ed · « **Reply #24 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:36:59 PM »

So it's true that the MPC is not affiliated with bodybuilding at all?

From ProDivisionBD.com -- "It's not a bodybuilding organization -- it's an organization of mop-headed gay photographers who steal money from meth-addicted roided-up whorebags with the help of their about-to-expire dads."

Special "Jughead" Ed