Author Topic: Clear your browser before doing a presentation (Read 5581 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **on:** February 25, 2016, 09:02:13 AM »

I have a script I run that clears everything from my browser but forgot to run it while getting ready for a short notice meeting. Pulled up my browser to bring up the analytics report and as I typed "anal" Firefox dropped down my history list of a couple porn sites until I quickly finished the word "analytics" and it showed that history instead.

Shit happened another time with IE where it shows frequently visited Tiles and when I brought my browser up one tile showed pornhub.com.

HAHAHA. I don't think anyone had too much time to read my anal sites.

devilsmile · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:07:23 AM »

you should have openned up and started to preach about how sexuality is still a taboo like that, and then started your presentation.

Twaddle · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:14:19 AM »

Princess L · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:14:37 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 25, 2016, 09:02:13 AM

I have a script I run that clears everything from my browser but forgot to run it while getting ready for a short notice meeting. Pulled up my browser to bring up the analytics report and as I typed "anal" Firefox dropped down my history list of a couple porn sites until I quickly finished the word "analytics" and it showed that history instead.

Shit happened another time with IE where it shows frequently visited Tiles and when I brought my browser up one tile showed pornhub.com.

HAHAHA. I don't think anyone had too much time to read my anal sites.

Prepare to receive one of these tomorrow

SF1900 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:20:44 AM »

Your best bet, if you can afford it, is to buy another computer for work reasons--even if its a shitty one. You can get a cheap PC at best buy for like $300. Just something to do presentations on.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:28:13 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on February 25, 2016, 09:20:44 AM

Your best bet, if you can afford it, is to buy another computer for work reasons--even if its a shitty one. You can get a cheap PC at best buy for like $300. Just something to do presentations on.

No doubt. There's no way I would risk letting my personal computer be near my office. Too much atrocious shit on there.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:30:20 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 25, 2016, 09:02:13 AM

I have a script I run that clears everything from my browser but forgot to run it while getting ready for a short notice meeting. Pulled up my browser to bring up the analytics report and as I typed "anal" Firefox dropped down my history list of a couple porn sites until I quickly finished the word "analytics" and it showed that history instead.

Shit happened another time with IE where it shows frequently visited Tiles and when I brought my browser up one tile showed pornhub.com.

HAHAHA. I don't think anyone had too much time to read my anal sites.

LMAO!!!! Good shit!!!

SF1900 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:31:34 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on February 25, 2016, 09:28:13 AM

No doubt. There's no way I would risk letting my personal computer be near my office. Too much atrocious shit on there.

Yes, I would never bring my personal computer to the work place.

Hell, you can even buy one of those mini computers. This will suffice, especially if you only do presentations once in a while.

Henda · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:41:36 AM »

Always watch porn in private browsing mode

bigmikecox · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:43:11 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on February 25, 2016, 09:28:13 AM

No doubt. There's no way I would risk letting my personal computer be near my office. Too much atrocious shit on there.

Agreed!!!! Lots of Plumper Pass, Evil Angel and Crackwhore Confessions

chaos · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:54:15 AM »

Quote from: Princess L on February 25, 2016, 09:14:37 AM

Prepare to receive one of these tomorrow

By the sounds of it he's more interested in a pink sock.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2016, 11:16:32 AM »

Quote from: chaos on February 25, 2016, 09:54:15 AM

By the sounds of it he's more interested in a pink sock.

Pink sock, brown wink, balloon knot etc... All good.

Tennisballz · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2016, 11:28:27 AM »

Every so often ill be browsing getbig and I'll be in the gif thread and the forget about it and go about my day....well then later when I'm with a friend or something and we have to look up a map or something on safari, I'll bring up my phone and a reindeer with dildos will be taking off. There's no way to explain that.... Had several of these "awkward" moments.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2016, 11:57:13 AM »

Just use a browser with incognito mode

drkaje · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2016, 12:04:52 PM »

Stop being selfish, OP!

They may have benefitted from a presentation on anal.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2016, 12:31:04 PM »

Wouldn't dare bring Big Mike Cox or Goodrums computer as my presentation-computer at work.

Talk about embarassing!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2016, 12:34:05 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on February 25, 2016, 12:31:04 PM

Wouldn't dare bring Big Mike Cox or Goodrums computer as my presentation-computer at work.

Talk about embarassing!

That and the keys all probably stick

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2016, 12:58:09 PM »

Imagine having to use TBOMBZ computer

funk51 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2016, 01:01:20 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 25, 2016, 12:58:09 PM

Imagine having to use TBOMBZ computer

TheShape. · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2016, 01:04:32 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on February 25, 2016, 09:43:11 AM

Agreed!!!! Lots of Plumper Pass, Evil Angel and Crackwhore Confessions

Lolol the thought of your favorite porn being outed during a presentation.

_aj_ · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2016, 04:08:56 PM »

Haha, I always notice that stuff. I was working with a dude that was presenting and his wife popped up on IM and called him "pooky bear". He scrambled to close it quick, but we all saw it.

At the Q&A, I addressed my first question to "Pooky Bear"

drkaje · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2016, 04:20:47 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on February 25, 2016, 04:08:56 PM

Haha, I always notice that stuff. I was working with a dude that was presenting and his wife popped up on IM and called him "pooky bear". He scrambled to close it quick, but we all saw it.

At the Q&A, I addressed my first question to "Pooky Bear"

Did the nickname stick?

absfabs · « **Reply #22 on:** February 25, 2016, 04:27:22 PM »

was this your first presentation?

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #23 on:** February 25, 2016, 04:42:54 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 25, 2016, 09:02:13 AM

I have a script I run that clears everything from my browser but forgot to run it while getting ready for a short notice meeting. Pulled up my browser to bring up the analytics report and as I typed "anal" Firefox dropped down my history list of a couple porn sites until I quickly finished the word "analytics" and it showed that history instead.

Shit happened another time with IE where it shows frequently visited Tiles and when I brought my browser up one tile showed pornhub.com.

HAHAHA. I don't think anyone had too much time to read my anal sites.

Hahaha, oh boy..

If asked, can you claim to share the laptop?

"1"

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #24 on:** February 25, 2016, 05:06:24 PM »

Quote from: absfabs on February 25, 2016, 04:27:22 PM

was this your first presentation?

No. Like I mentioned. I have a browser scrubber script I use before meetings. Just happened I forgot this time.

On a funny note one of our project managers is married. She was doing a presentation and typed m and the screen filled up with match.com links and the funny part was she wasnt paying attention so we all saw it for a while before she realized. Obvious she was cheating on her husband. Hahaha. She was fat so I didn't pursue.