YOU KNOW YOUR A OUT OF SHAPE BODYBUILDER WHEN !

[FLEX N FREAK]

ok add your favorites.

1.  you run out of breath bending over to tie your shoes.

2.  you buy xx-large boxers and they still flip over at the waist band

[ARMZ]

When you start looking like mr. intenseone or doublexl

[Mr. Intenseone]

When you look like this..

[Bast175]

ok add your favorites.

1.  you run out of breath bending over to tie your shoes.

2.  you buy xx-large boxers and they still flip over at the waist band

I wear medium sized boxer briefs.

[DEFCON]

is that a sweatstain?

[The True Adonis]

When you look like this..

Monster Sweatstain

[chrisco57]

is that a sweatstain?

he is lactating

[Bast175]

Why are his breasts sweating?

[Mr. Intenseone]

Monster Sweatstain

It only happends when he breaths !!

[gtbro1]

he is lactating

ha ha...what a porker

[LifterChick]

When you hear the words
"Alexxx is that you?"

[ether]

LOL....He looks like a fatter version of the fat elvis.

[ManBearPig...]

i bet he looks in a mirror and smiles every morning.

what a fat hog.

"but he's a pro athlete bro, it's a part of his training".

[unskinny]

1. You sweat whenever it gets over 60F.
2. You can barely reach around to wipe your ass.
3. You can't see the tip of your cock when you look down to pee and piss goes everywhere.
4. You rationalize any meal and anything edible as "feeding the machine."
5. You practically kill your wife/girlfriend when you get on top of her to fuck.
6. Your belly sticks out farther than your chest and you can't hold it in for more than 10 seconds.
7. You can count the rolls of flesh where your head and neck meet in back.
8. You think you still look pretty good until you see a picture of yourself and want to cry.
9. You would choose a buffet over getting laid.
10. You take a clen just to get enough energy to go to the gym.

Ask me how I know...

[FLEX N FREAK]

ok, how do you know Actually I resemble a couple of them also, i suck

[alexxx]

1. You sweat whenever it gets over 60F.
2. You can barely reach around to wipe your ass.
3. You can't see the tip of your cock when you look down to pee and piss goes everywhere.
4. You rationalize any meal and anything edible as "feeding the machine."
5. You practically kill your wife/girlfriend when you get on top of her to f**k.
6. Your belly sticks out farther than your chest and you can't hold it in for more than 10 seconds.
7. You can count the rolls of flesh where your head and neck meet in back.
8. You think you still look pretty good until you see a picture of yourself and want to cry.
9. You would choose a buffet over getting laid.
10. You take a clen just to get enough energy to go to the gym.

Ask me how I know...

11. You have too much time and sound like a douche.

[bigbadwolfe]

 Unskinny

Wow, you just described my fat ass to a T!!!!! Holy Shit, well except for the he still thinks he looks pretty good part, cause I know I dont look good!!!!

[mikethedon]

shut up alexxx, id rather be fat then look like a twig likeyou
 
 

[FREAKgeek]

. You rationalize any meal and anything edible as "feeding the machine."

lol

[alexxx]

shut up alexxx, id rather be fat then look like a twig likeyou
 
 

lol Listen you skinny little girly man, stop your winning or I'll lock you up in a cage with your boyfriend, mikethedonkey!

[HowieW]

ok add your favorites.

1.  you run out of breath bending over to tie your shoes.

2.  you buy xx-large boxers and they still flip over at the waist band

3. you get out of breath when eating too fast.
4. when farting feels really good and your waist actually looks smaller after a blast
5. when your tough diet choices are donuts vs hot fudge sundaes.
6. when you only go back to the all you can eat pizza buffet 4 times and feel you showed good off season discipline
7. When you would like to diet down to look like a bloated pro in the off season
8. when you get fitted for a suit and your waist size is BIGGER than your chest size was before you started training.
9. When you do muti-splt sessions per day...on the procelin throne
10. when getting up to change the channel and not use the remote is your idea of extra cardio.
Howard

[weedoutheweak]

3. you get out of breath when eating too fast.
4. when farting feels really good and your waist actually looks smaller after a blast
5. when your tough diet choices are donuts vs hot fudge sundaes.
6. when you only go back to the all you can eat pizza buffet 4 times and feel you showed good off season discipline
7. When you would like to diet down to look like a bloated pro in the off season
8. when you get fitted for a suit and your waist size is BIGGER than your chest size was before you started training.
9. When you do muti-splt sessions per day...on the procelin throne
10. when getting up to change the channel and not use the remote is your idea of extra cardio.
Howard

"3. you get out of breath when eating too fast." this made me laugh. 

[Mark1]

When you have to suck your guts in to tie your shoe laces.

When you dont want to look in the mirror after having a shower.

When you refuse to take your t-shirt off while shagging.

When your love handles hang over the sides of your jeans.

[kiwiol]

You know you are an out-of-shape bodybuilder when

YOU CALL YOURSELF A POWERLIFTER

[Oldschool Flip]

When you need to change your Levi's 501's to 747's.