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Jessica Alba RIP
« on: April 22, 2016, 04:48:13 PM »
Jessica's acting career died a long time ago. She still looks good, though.  ;D



 


 

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2016, 04:56:45 PM »
Face looks good, body is decent

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2016, 05:15:47 PM »
Nope, Sin City has been good for her.

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2016, 05:54:13 PM »
Nope, Sin City has been good for her.


Nope, Sin City came out way back in 2005, and 2014's Sin City 2 was a flop.




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‘Sin City 2’ is a MASSIVE Flop as ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Takes Summer Box Office Crown

Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/597201-weekend-box-office-sin-city-2-if-i-stay-guardians-of-the-galaxy#cRebj2iQvvEy5GWT.99Is there anyone out there that could have possibly predicted the massive, and I mean massive flop, that was Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. Tracking for something around $20 million with reader predictions on this site averaging $19.2 million (the lowest being $10 million [see below]), the nine-years-later sequel finished it’s opening weekend with a miserable $6.47 million. Yes, you read that correctly, only 32% of its tracking number and along with that a “B-” CinemaScore, which could put this one out of the top ten after only one weekend. No word on the actual budget, but word is it’s around $65 million… best of luck and don’t go expecting Sin City 3.
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/597201-weekend-box-office-sin-city-2-if-i-stay-guardians-of-the-galaxy



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SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR BOMBS AT THE BOX OFFICE

The Sin City sequel -- nearly a decade in the making -- debuted in 8th place with an estimated $6.5 million, well behind industry expectations. The first Sin City opened to $29.1 million back in 2005 and went on to make $158.8 million worldwide. The sequel will be lucky to make even a fraction of that.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/08/24/sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for-bombs-at-the-box-office 

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2016, 06:47:36 PM »
Not bad but she ain't no "Little Miss butt cheeks", that's for damn sure!

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2016, 08:47:05 PM »
She owns a company worth a billion dollars.

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2016, 09:08:36 PM »
She owns a company worth a billion dollars.


Hence why I said her acting career is dead, not her business career.

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2016, 10:14:55 PM »
She died as soon as she popped out that first kid.

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2016, 04:42:59 AM »
She died as soon as she popped out that first kid.

I agree.

Still looks good and I'd be honored to have a crack at her...but, once she shat out that kid her body was never the same.

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2016, 09:06:07 AM »
She died as soon as she popped out that first kid.

That's exactly why I don't understand the fascination for 'MILFs'. I always say that children screw your freedom and sex life, but most people refuse to listen.

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Re: Jessica Alba RIP
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2016, 12:37:34 PM »
Derek Jeter rumored to have given her Herpies.