I might be flattering myself, but does this count as owning someone's mind?

[Al Doggity]

So, I had been largely ignoring one particular user's posts, but made the mistake of replying to him earlier this evening. I won't name the poster, but over the course of the last few hours, these have popped up in different threads. Is this an example of owning someone's mind?

In a thread about racist jokes, two posts directed at me even though I hadn't even posted in the thread:

Well its not really your fault that the Great Moralist Al Doggity has taken me to task for not defending black people against racism, either real or implied.  

Oh wait!  Dammit!   Was I supposed to refrain from addressing you?  Don't you have some sort of a refraining order on me?  Too late.

In a thread I started about the tv show "The Big Bang Theory", the first reply:

Dammit!  Now Al "Hot" Doggity  is gonna pull the racist card on me (after I made earlier progress in this thread)  

A "pullquote" from a from an 8-paragraph long response to a question I asked another poster that kicked this off:

And yes, I know the above pull quote wasn't directed at me but you invoked my name.  

[rocket]

Here's a tip from an internet geriatric to you, whom I believe to be rather aged in the real life, yes?

When posting a thread like this (on a hostile internet forum) always consider that everybody reading it will first examine the inverse version of your point.

IE, that it is infact the scott who has owned your mind.

If the inversion looks likely (in this case, extremely likely - in that you're posting a thread about him making four very mild and ignore worthy posts), abort the mission and remain blemish free.

Now you know how to survive better at the internet.

[TTfit]

Rocket was very articulate and well spoken but I won't be.

He owns your mind. You started a thread about him.

[Raymondo]

If someone writes an 8 paragraph post addressing you in a highly emotional tone, you've should start renting out the space in their head.

[Simple Simon]

Here's a tip from an internet geriatric to you, whom I believe to be rather aged in the real life, yes?

When posting a thread like this (on a hostile internet forum) always consider that everybody reading it will first examine the inverse version of your point.

IE, that it is infact the scott who has owned your mind.

If the inversion looks likely (in this case, extremely likely - in that you're posting a thread about him making four very mild and ignore worthy posts), abort the mission and remain blemish free.

Now you know how to survive better at the internet.

exactly that, the fact the op has started a thread and the scott hasntclearly demonstrates its the OP whos mind is owned.

[Kwon]

No, a black never owns anything.

[2scared2post]

No, a black never owns anything.

[el numero uno]

No, a black never owns anything.

Yet you keep masturbating to pictures of obese black women. Loser.

[Kim Jong Bob]

No, a black never owns anything.

lål

[Hulkotron]

I believe this is a classic ownage reversal on OP.

[Kwon]

Nice, thanks el numero uno. I assume you are a black.

[Al Doggity]

I believe this is a classic ownage reversal on OP.

Is it? You do realize I'm the one who created those poll options, right? I was expecting some negative feedback towards me, which is why I listed four opportunities to rake me over the coals.

The simple fact of the matter is this, though:

If someone writes an 8 paragraph post addressing you in a highly emotional tone, you've should start renting out the space in their head.

I'm pretty sure a lot the responses might be a reflection of personal dislike towards me, which, obviously, I sort of love. 

[chaos]

Just popped in to vote for Benny Blanco.

[Zillotch]

infact the scott has owned your mind.

this

[Al Doggity]

exactly that, the fact the op has started a thread and the scott hasntclearly demonstrates its the OP whos mind is owned.

Wait... how does this even make sense?    Starting a thread is exactly as much effort posting in a thread. And the last  thread that was posted in as of me typing this is a 14-pager  about too small posing trunks.

[Master Blaster]

This is some old school Getbig, right here. 

[chaos]

Wait... how does this even make sense?    Starting a thread is exactly as much effort posting in a thread. And the last  thread that was posted in as of me typing this is a 14-pager  about too small posing trunks.

Starting a thread is more effort, you suck

[Hulkotron]

Have reached Stage 2 now: OP seeking validation now to ease his doubt, not receiving it and getting quite reactionary/aggressive.

[Al Doggity]

Starting a thread is more effort, you suck

The only difference is that you press a button that says "start thread".  And to respond to a thread, you actually have to click on that thread and THEN click reply. So, technically that's more effort.

I added all that other shit to the poll because I was expecting most of you losers to say exactly what you said, but now that I think about it, it's really the opposite. It's less work starting a thread!

[johnnynoname]

I don't understand how internet ownings work anymore


so--when did everyone become gay?

is this thread some sort of Andy Kaufman bit?

[Al Doggity]

Have reached Stage 2 now: OP seeking validation now to ease his doubt, not receiving it and getting quite reactionary/aggressive.

No, I just love attention. Did not want this thread to die. Surprised there have only been 14 votes.  

[mr.turbo]

Not much of a point not naming the poster then incling the posters name attached to said posters quotes. Kinda defeats the point. Hope this helps. Your socialist comrade Mr.turbo.

[NelsonMuntz]

yet another list Calvin did not make

[Al Doggity]

Not much of a point not naming the poster then incling the posters name attached to said posters quotes. Kinda defeats the point. Hope this helps. Your socialist comrade Mr.turbo.

I was being facetious. Even if I genuinely did not want to name him, it would have been pretty easy for anyone who cared to figure it out.

[johnnynoname]

reading this thread is time I can't get back

time I was gonna use to look at gay pornography


don't look at me like that!!!...it's Sunday--it's my cheat day