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Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« on: August 13, 2016, 06:06:11 PM »
dude looked good at one time
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2016, 06:51:04 PM »
He looks more like a pro wrestler than bodybuilder.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2016, 07:00:53 PM »
Hung with Bruce one weekend when he was in Toronto for a MuscleMag "star weekend". He was OK but kinda detached and colourless (in personality).

Looked real good (no homo). At one point he "peeled" in his hotel room to show the goods (seriously, no homo). Claimed he was frequently smashing one of the fitness sluts who was also appearing. Would disappear at random times, claiming he was off to wet his weiner. Can't recall her name. One of the third-tier broads. Michelle something.

Then some time goes by and we hear he's appearing in gay porn. Kennedy puts his people on it and lo and behold we have pictorial and video proof. Ol' Brucey's doing the nasty with other dudes.

Oh, well.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2016, 08:02:15 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on August 13, 2016, 07:00:53 PM
Hung with Bruce one weekend when he was in Toronto for a MuscleMag "star weekend". He was OK but kinda detached and colourless (in personality).

Looked real good (no homo). At one point he "peeled" in his hotel room to show the goods (seriously, no homo). Claimed he was frequently smashing one of the fitness sluts who was also appearing. Would disappear at random times, claiming he was off to wet his weiner. Can't recall her name. One of the third-tier broads. Michelle something.

Then some time goes by and we hear he's appearing in gay porn. Kennedy puts his people on it and lo and behold we have pictorial and video proof. Ol' Brucey's doing the nasty with other dudes.

Oh, well.
yup. only a matter of time until someone photoshops that srpay can!  10..9..8...
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2016, 10:00:20 PM »
Quote from: Slik on August 13, 2016, 08:02:15 PM
yup. only a matter of time until someone photoshops that srpay can!  10..9..8...

No need to photoshop, he went for gay porn after BBing
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2016, 07:13:45 AM »
he most likely wears diapers now, with his leaking annus.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2016, 07:21:48 AM »
I typed in Bruce Patterson & the 1st thing that came up was this: https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/RealtorDetails.aspx?IndividualId=1584865

Apparently he's a realtor now.

I'd have changed my name if I had his past. Oh well.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2016, 07:24:51 AM »
Quote from: Qwert II on August 14, 2016, 07:21:48 AM
I typed in Bruce Patterson & the 1st thing that came up was this: https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/RealtorDetails.aspx?IndividualId=1584865

Apparently he's a realtor now.

I'd have changed my name if I had his past. Oh well.

Haha, you'd think so, maybe he's proud of it?
At least shizzos all time favourite bodybuilder is doing ok for himself
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2016, 07:28:52 AM »
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2016, 07:29:28 AM »
Quote from: Qwert II on August 14, 2016, 07:21:48 AM
I typed in Bruce Patterson & the 1st thing that came up was this: https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/RealtorDetails.aspx?IndividualId=1584865

Apparently he's a realtor now.

I'd have changed my name if I had his past. Oh well.

Call him: 902-401-5859.  One of our expert trolls here could have a blast with this.  Record the phone call and post it here.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2016, 07:48:57 AM »



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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2016, 08:26:53 AM »
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Went under Chris Thunder. The scuttlebutt from guys who've seen the videos is that Patterson was a better actor than Chris Duffy, who was also noted for his film work around the same time.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2016, 11:59:03 AM »
Quote from: Slik on August 13, 2016, 08:02:15 PM
yup. only a matter of time until someone photoshops that srpay can!  10..9..8...

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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2016, 12:45:00 PM »
Quote from: bass generator on August 14, 2016, 07:24:51 AM
Haha, you'd think so, maybe he's proud of it?
At least shizzos all time favourite bodybuilder is doing ok for himself

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2016, 12:55:09 PM »
Quote from: Deacon Jeschin on August 13, 2016, 06:48:35 PM
He must have worked both jobs the day the second pic was taken.

He has spray lube in hand as he's hitting the side chest pose.  Later that day, the contents of that can will be emptied into some  guy's asshole so little Bruce can enter friction free..... ah, show business.....

With Brucie, it is the other way around.  His weeny is teeny. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2016, 01:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Qwert II on August 14, 2016, 07:21:48 AM
I typed in Bruce Patterson & the 1st thing that came up was this: https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/RealtorDetails.aspx?IndividualId=1584865

Apparently he's a realtor now.

I'd have changed my name if I had his past. Oh well.

Does not look like him. It must be another Bruce Patterson.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2016, 01:01:20 PM »
Quote from: titusisback on August 13, 2016, 10:00:20 PM
No need to photoshop, he went for gay porn after BBing

It was not after bodybuilding.  He did the full man on man porn in 1995-1996, did his first IFBB pro contest in 1997.  Porn name Chris Thunder.

http://www.tlavideo.com/gay-playing-with-fire/p-114630-3
http://www.tlavideo.com/gay-like-father-like-son/p-195662-3

lots of later solo stuff on pornhub (search gay bruce patterson)
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2016, 01:04:20 PM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on August 14, 2016, 12:55:09 PM
With Brucie, it is the other way around.  His weeny is teeny. ;D ;D ;D

Well, it ain't your normal porn 8-10" but it's not teeny.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2016, 01:06:53 PM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on August 14, 2016, 01:00:54 PM
Does not look like him. It must be another Bruce Patterson.

What are you on about? It totally looks like him! It is him.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2016, 01:10:49 PM »
Saw pics only way back when I was at MuscleMag. But another dude saw a scene and said either Bruce or the other guy had his arm to the elbow up the other's shit launcher.

Terrific.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2016, 01:14:34 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on August 14, 2016, 01:06:53 PM
What are you on about? It totally looks like him! It is him.

It's a small pic, but I agree it looks like him.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2016, 01:20:01 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on August 14, 2016, 01:10:49 PM
But another dude saw a scene and said either Bruce or the other guy had his arm to the elbow up the other's shit launcher.

No, there was no fisting in either of his two movies.  Fingers yes.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2016, 01:26:30 PM »
Quote from: timfogarty on August 14, 2016, 01:20:01 PM
No, there was no fisting in either of his two movies.  Fingers yes.

Arms ... fingers ... Gross.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2016, 01:33:31 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on August 14, 2016, 01:26:30 PM
Arms ... fingers ... Gross.

lots of straight boys like butt play.  Fortress, meet your prostate.
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Re: Remember Bruce PATTERSON ?
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2016, 01:36:53 PM »
Quote from: timfogarty on August 14, 2016, 01:33:31 PM
lots of straight boys like butt play.  Fortress, meet your prostate.

I love a female's ass, but I've never stuck my Fortressian Cruise Missile in one, and I only sorta finger the fart locker of girls with whom I'm in a serious relationship.

Nothing, and I do mean nothing, goes in my ass. Well, besides the occasional doctor's digit. No homo.
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