Regardless of who you vote for, let's take a lighter look at both candidates:
Trump looks like he got his tan job while prepping for the Mr Orangeman at Syracuse Univ.
He stole his wig from Chucky the possessed doll .
His idea of asking for a date is grabbing her twat or gawking at her changing in the dressing room.
Trump knows Hillary and Bill are crooked because of all the bribes he paid them over the years.
His bankrupting a casino is the athletic equivalent of striking out in T-ball.
Hillary is a built like a damn bowling pin.
Some of her campaign outfits look like a reject from a Star Trek convention.
Bill was so desperate to avoid her, he often slept with Buddy , his black lab.
Howard likes Hillary because she's one of the few people alive, LESS funny then him.
Like Trump, she runs her own casino , called the Clinton Foundation.
