"Double muscles"

[Tunza Muscle]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master's Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

[Nether Animal]

Mods...please

[Danjo]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

Double Bullshit.

[WannaBePro]

[Yamcha]

[ratherbebig]

haha i can imagine the face of that day! he had it coming

[local hero]

Mods need to change subject title to double chins.....

[njflex]

 

[Skeeter]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

Can they post here and back up this horse shit story?

[funk51]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

[illuminati]

Mods...please

Yes this x2.

Enough already with this child & his posts..!!!

[_aj_]

Quality post.

[Man of Steel]

I guess I'm one of the few that el-O-el's at tunza's daily adventures.....I believe them to be spot on, accurate representations of the GBr lifestyle.

[Rascal full]

I guess I'm one of the few that el-O-el's at tunza's daily adventures.....I believe them to be spot on, accurate representations of the GBr lifestyle.

A bit like Mike O'Hearn claiming natty if you just take it as entertaining horse shit it's not so annoying.

[Man of Steel]

A bit like Mike O'Hearn claiming natty if you just take it as entertaining horse shit it's not so annoying.

Exactly LOL

[hench]

I find these dreams quite an entertaining read

[Howard]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

Good story.

I had a similar thing happen to me when I went to grad school.
Many moons ago, I went to grad school at Miami of Ohio.
The day before we were scheduled to start I figured I'd do any dept paper work.

I walked over to the physics dept after lifting .
I saw the dept head's office, and knocked.
" Hello, I'm here early to fill out any registration stuff."

The old prof looked up and very  slowly said ;
" This is PHYSICS,  physical education is down at the field house.
I think the football players are already there."

I smiled and took out my fellowship award letter and calmly placed it on his desk;
" I'm Howard, the one you awarded the graduate fellowship."

He looked shocked and quickly apologized.
We both had a good laugh .

I have to admit most of the other grad students in physics looked like Sheldon and Howard from the Big Bang theory.

[Costanza]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

you're chief
solid post tho

[Tennisballz]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

I don't read your shit posts.  Just stopped in to say that most others don't either and to say fuck off.

[CageFitr]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master's Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

You handled it well. I myself probably would have taken him down to the supermarket floor and pounded his head in while his son watched in admiration.

[Matt]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master's Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

It's easy to get attention when you have tunza muscle.

[Powerlift66]

Tunza Bullshit...

[Howard]

Tunza Bullshit...

Back in my college days ,I fondly remember a rather thick permissive lass we nicknamed Tunza ...as in Tunza Fun.
She had plenty of action but few would admit it.

Hope this helps.

[bishamonten]

Exactly LOL

Are catholics christians?

[light weight baby]

8/10 thread