"Double muscles"

[WannaBePro]

8/10 thread

You have low standards.

[Howard]

Back in the 90's I trained at a hardcore World Gym on the west bank of New Orleans.
I was in there one Sunday morning with a super strong meat head I'll call Big Mike.

The gym was in a strip mall next to a Quicky Mart and this nice, new mini van pulled up .
A chunky middle aged dude in a nice suit got out with his well dressed wife and 2 young children.

Big Mike sees the man , comes over , points out to him and says;
" That fuk looks like he couldn't bench his body wt or do a pull up."

I nod in agreement, so Mike continues;
" Yup bro, he makes our society look bad. Big muscular dudes like us , make society look better."

I smiled,  chuckled and softly replied;

" No my large friend, you got in backwards. Most people would think he looks like a decent family man and respectable member of society.
We look like muscle bound misfits. My only real value to society is my career and how I treat my wife."

He mumbled something inaudible and went back to lifting.
 

[Skeeter]

Back in the 90's I trained at a hardcore World Gym on the west bank of New Orleans.
I was in there one Sunday morning with a super strong meat head I'll call Big Mike.

The gym was in a strip mall next to a Quicky Mart and this nice, new mini van pulled up .
A chunky middle aged dude in a nice suit got out with his well dressed wife and 2 young children.

Big Mike sees the man , comes over , points out to him and says;
" That fuk looks like he couldn't bench his body wt or do a pull up."

I nod in agreement, so Mike continues;
" Yup bro, he makes our society look bad. Big muscular dudes like us , make society look better."

I smiled,  chuckled and softly replied;

" No my large friend, you got in backwards. Most people would think he looks like a decent family man and respectable member of society.
We look like muscle bound misfits. My only real value to society is my career and how I treat my wife."

He mumbled something inaudible and went back to lifting.
 

Sounds like the OP's story except his was imagined.

[Howard]

Sounds like the OP's story except his was imagined.

A legend in his own mind , much like this modest chap.
Maybe he'll give us a free lesson on how to be great?

[Man of Steel]

Are catholics christians?

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[CalvinH]

Double boring.

[bishamonten]

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[ProudVirgin69]

I guess I'm one of the few that el-O-el's at tunza's daily adventures.....I believe them to be spot on, accurate representations of the GBr lifestyle.

X2

[Howard]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master's Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

Broke and needing protein our hero hangs out in the Wal-mart super center parking lot.
He spies a father and son pushing out a cart with a large pack of chicken breasts.
Our hero runs over and grabs the chicken pack and starts to run away.

The father skillfully pushes the cart into our hero , knocking him to the ground.
Security apprehends him and the boy looks at his dad with pride.
Looking down at his son the dad says;

" You see son, that's a muscle man. Had he been a real athlete he could have run away with our food."

[Man of Steel]

I don't answer questions like this anymore on this board.   

[10pints]

I don't answer questions like this anymore on this board.   

Praise be to allah!

[Go 4 It]

Tunza do you think you could film a day in the life segment, like Animal nutrition does, I thoroughly enjoy these grocery segments, you're story sounds like it would make great viewing content maybe even more exciting then watching Centopani, Mcgrath, Roman Fritz and other pros, it would be great content for the GetBig community!

[Griffith]

Incredible story.

[Tunza Muscle]

Tunza do you think you could film a day in the life segment, like Animal nutrition does, I thoroughly enjoy these grocery segments, you're story sounds like it would make great viewing content maybe even more exciting then watching Centopani, Mcgrath, Roman Fritz and other pros, it would be great content for the GetBig community!

Listen, everything is for sale, right? You want to put a camera on me while I stride like a giant through Costco and buy 30 lbs  of chicken breasts, 10 dozen eggs, 20 lbs of rice and a ton of broccoli, you're going to write a check and sign a contract. You see, I am a thinking man's bodybuilder much like Arnold. Back in the day when guys like Oliva and the like were getting played and appearing for free in the magazines, Arnold used his muscles to get rich. And so do I. If you want to work something out PM me.

[Man of Steel]

Praise be to allah!

I figured many of you would be happy LOL!!   But yes, I'm all done.

[light weight baby]

You have low standards.

it's called a sense of humor

[Howard]

Listen, everything is for sale, right? You want to put a camera on me while I stride like a giant through Costco and buy 30 lbs  of chicken breasts, 10 dozen eggs, 20 lbs of rice and a ton of broccoli, you're going to write a check and sign a contract. You see, I am a thinking man's bodybuilder much like Arnold. Back in the day when guys like Oliva and the like were getting played and appearing for free in the magazines, Arnold used his muscles to get rich. And so do I. If you want to work something out PM me.

I don't know you and neither does anyone else on here .
For starters, this is getbig and we bust each others balls for shits and giggles.
I've been virtually ass raped by countess posters for more then a decade. That's the fun.

Ok, you seem to have a desire to market your large physique.
But offering to walk thru a discount store lugging chicken may not get a following.
In my humble opinion, you need to develop a unique persona and do entertaining stuff.

Rich Piana never won a major show, but he's big, funny and unique.
He worked social media to make a few bucks selling his 5% brand.

I dunno, maybe you could be Tunza Dumb, the retarded muscle man.

[Matt]

Tunza Bullshit...

 

[Howard]

BMC gf = Tunza Booty

[Darren Avey]

Mods...please

Oh dear, did this post offend little snowflake?

[joswift]

Oh dear, did this post offend little snowflake?

slack day in da cage?
three year old thread?

[Darren Avey]

slack day in da cage?
three year old thread?

Dangle your limp wrist and read the Guardian

[IroNat]

Great thread.

[Wiggs]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master's Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

Lololol. These stories man. It's probably the same guy behind them all.

[Humble Narcissist]

I remember last summer it was so hot I went into public wearing a tank top. I was in the supermarket shopping for chicken breasts when I noticed a little kid pointing me out to his dad, saying "daddy, that man has double muscles!" The father says "what do you mean son?" The kid says "his muscles have muscles. Why don't you have muscles like him daddy?" The father says "but he's a lunkhead son, and daddy is smart", thinking I can't hear him, so I turn to them and say with a wink "actually I have a Master's Degree and make more in a month than you make in a year", and the kid says to me "I wish you were my dad", to which the old man turned beet red and said "that's it we're going home and your grounded!" Several other shoppers and store employees witnessed the whole thing and laughed there asses off! Hey what can I say?

Then your double muscles & Master's Degree left the supermarket to meet your next g4p client.