This had me in stitches. Some classic lines in here. Sounds like it was written by Joon & Tunza Muscle."It goes without saying, but make sure you’re in shape. A lot of the guys in Ibiza are jacked. While it’s not necessary to be Arnie to get some action, you should at least do as much as you can to cut fat and build upper body definition before you go. Your aim in every element of your presentation should be to make the biggest impact possible. If you wear your hair in a pompadour, make that thing huge. If you walk with a swagger, exaggerate it. Read my article on developing insane self love. The clubs in Ibiza are big, brash and loud and you need to be the same if you want girls to pay attention to you."http://www.returnofkings.com/38209/how-to-get-laid-in-ibiza
Nice article, seems like a fun and beautiful place / islandBut probably a lot easier and even cheaper to pay for tight young women. Saves a lot of hassle and time
only real men dont pay for sex. so thats not an option.
So Sinatra, Kiedis, Berlusconi and DeNiro aren't "real men"?
i can bring up a bunch of celebrities that hit women, that doesnt make them real men either regardless of what else theyve done.
DeNiro is not a real man.He is a liberal sheep.Real men are police officers, firefighters, and military personnel, not actors or lounge singers who wear makeup to do prance around on stage.
tons of police officers are complete pussies
Ibiza is flooded with horny male homosexualls. Good luck
Would not hit.Face = lightbulbThighs = turnips
Some of my best memories were crafted in Ibiza but I'm done with that ride, time to pass on the torch. If i re-did some of that shit now I'm almost 40 I'll probably die.
x2 On one of the flights home, we hit bad turbulence, I felt like shit to the point of not caring if we crashed. My reasoning was: at least this booze / drug hangover would be done with.