Please tell us that room is in your mom's basement and it's hooked up to a PSP ![Cool 8)](https://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/cool.gif)
Haha, in the interests of entertainment, let's have an episode of Rocket
Prepare yourself brother, you were almost right. It LOOKS the part.
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Let's go over the violations (let's face it, the entire room is a violation)
Queen bed that is actually just mattress on 2 single mattresses
Gigantic fucking television with Wii U / raspberry pi connected to it
The ah "bachelor man's wardrobe" (aka the floor)
"Curtain" is a queen bed cover hanging on the antit heft, prison style bars
And perhaps the worst violation:
The house actually has 3 perfectly functional completely empty bedrooms, yet I choose to bed down in the room that looks like a fucking prison because it backs onto the double garage that I carpeted.
This house is on million dollar land (not my land, mind), but is most definitely getting bulldozed, one day.