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Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« on: February 03, 2017, 09:21:13 AM »

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2017, 09:40:28 AM »
he certainly showed them who was boss

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2017, 09:44:45 AM »
Bruce Lee was doing okay until he got cut at 0:27.  I feel sorry for the guy on the upper left who gets sliced at 0:23... no one comes to his aid.  If those machetes were sharp, they could easily cut an arm off.

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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2017, 09:56:07 AM »
Yes great moves and held his own respectably.
Had he managed to deliver little more power he could have rendered those attackers disabled and escape.


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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2017, 10:01:54 AM »
Great moves


If he had more power in the kicks he wouldnt have been cut unfortunately


He should have sidekicked towards the perps knee

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2017, 10:18:48 AM »
I just saw a guy get his ass kicked and sustain a possible licelong injury.No man is beating 2 machetes.

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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2017, 01:38:06 PM »
I saw this vid before. Brutal outburst of extreme murder violance. Awfull

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2017, 02:28:38 PM »
Disturbing

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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2017, 02:30:24 PM »
Should read, Guy to dumb to run away vs 2 guys with machetes.

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2017, 04:06:29 PM »
As much as Id like to stand and fight to, unarmed is stupid.

If you run they are going to chase you, and good chance theyll catch up to you at some point.

Smart thing to do is run and look for something good to grab while you're trying to escape.

Fucked up situation.

Was buddy dieing at the top of the screen? I think his hand went flying off when the guy chops him full swing.

Disturbing.

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2017, 04:46:46 PM »
People are disturbing

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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2017, 05:14:47 PM »
As much as Id like to stand and fight to, unarmed is stupid.

If you run they are going to chase you, and good chance theyll catch up to you at some point.

Smart thing to do is run and look for something good to grab while you're trying to escape.

Fucked up situation.

Was buddy dieing at the top of the screen? I think his hand went flying off when the guy chops him full swing.

Disturbing.

He didn't get his hand chopped off, you stupid bastard. He got smashed in the face with a rock or a tin of some shit. And there's nothing stupid about taking on two machete-wielding amateurs when you're unarmed - providing you know what you're doing. If it was me, I'd have held my nerve as the first one lunged at me, then stepped in to his attack and blocked his swing with my forearm while using my other hand to launch a monkey-claw finger strike to his eye. As the other one charged at me from behind, I'd simply roll under the first guy's legs and use him as a human shield to block his friends strike. After he'd accidentally killed his own friend with a mistimed swing, I'd throw a flurry of quick slaps to his ears in order to disorientate him, then finish him off with an axe kick to the vulnerable Parietal bones of the cranial cavity.

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2017, 05:19:07 PM »
He didn't get his hand chopped off, you stupid bastard. He got smashed in the face with a rock or a tin of some shit. And there's nothing stupid about taking on two machete-wielding amateurs when you're unarmed - providing you know what you're doing. If it was me, I'd have held my nerve as the first one lunged at me, then stepped in to his attack and blocked his swing with my forearm while using my other hand to launch a monkey-claw finger strike to his eye. As the other one charged at me from behind, I'd simply roll under the first guys legs and use him as a human shield to block his friends strike. After he'd accidentally killed his own friend with a mistimed swing, I'd throw a flurry of quick slaps to his ears in order to disorientate him, then finish him off with an axe kick to the vulnerable Parietal bones of the cranial cavity.

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2017, 05:27:14 PM »
Poor bastard at the top of the screen is dying.   :-\

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2017, 05:27:48 PM »
if two guys with machetes came after me i would high tail it the fuck out of there,


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« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2017, 05:29:43 PM »
if two guys with machetes came after me i would high tail it the fuck out of there,


Coward.

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« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2017, 05:36:28 PM »
He didn't get his hand chopped off, you stupid bastard. He got smashed in the face with a rock or a tin of some shit. And there's nothing stupid about taking on two machete-wielding amateurs when you're unarmed - providing you know what you're doing. If it was me, I'd have held my nerve as the first one lunged at me, then stepped in to his attack and blocked his swing with my forearm while using my other hand to launch a monkey-claw finger strike to his eye. As the other one charged at me from behind, I'd simply roll under the first guys legs and use him as a human shield to block his friends strike. After he'd accidentally killed his own friend with a mistimed swing, I'd throw a flurry of quick slaps to his ears in order to disorientate him, then finish him off with an axe kick to the vulnerable Parietal bones of the cranial cavity.

Fuck you're the  man.

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2017, 05:39:24 PM »
Holy fuck look at the left leg of the kung fu master, it was severely severed, it looked like a dead noodle.

Someone find the back story to this and the interview of the kung fu master.

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2017, 05:45:07 PM »
This is a prequel to what America would look like without guns. Only 1000 times worse...

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« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2017, 05:51:11 PM »
This is a prequel to what America would look like without guns. Only 1000 times worse...

Imagine some areas in the US and Europe without guns.

Police would be killed on the spot by certain individuals of peace.

And guess what would happen next in those areas.
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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2017, 06:11:39 PM »
He didn't get his hand chopped off, you stupid bastard. He got smashed in the face with a rock or a tin of some shit. And there's nothing stupid about taking on two machete-wielding amateurs when you're unarmed - providing you know what you're doing. If it was me, I'd have held my nerve as the first one lunged at me, then stepped in to his attack and blocked his swing with my forearm while using my other hand to launch a monkey-claw finger strike to his eye. As the other one charged at me from behind, I'd simply roll under the first guys legs and use him as a human shield to block his friends strike. After he'd accidentally killed his own friend with a mistimed swing, I'd throw a flurry of quick slaps to his ears in order to disorientate him, then finish him off with an axe kick to the vulnerable Parietal bones of the cranial cavity.



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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2017, 12:55:39 AM »


Can you Please go to Syria & Sort ISIS out....
The World Needs You .......  ::)
::) Been there, done that. However, I'd happily go back if you have enough welfare money to pay for my expenses, as the Kurds are very hospitable people. My hand-to-hand tactics are hardly going to be much use against an AK47 though, are they? I would approach that situation with an entirely different mindset and require a sword at minimum.

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2017, 01:58:31 AM »
Anyone notice the guy in seizures in the backround, due to the blow in the head? Sick fucks.

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« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2017, 02:22:58 AM »
He didn't get his hand chopped off, you stupid bastard. He got smashed in the face with a rock or a tin of some shit. And there's nothing stupid about taking on two machete-wielding amateurs when you're unarmed - providing you know what you're doing. If it was me, I'd have held my nerve as the first one lunged at me, then stepped in to his attack and blocked his swing with my forearm while using my other hand to launch a monkey-claw finger strike to his eye. As the other one charged at me from behind, I'd simply roll under the first guys legs and use him as a human shield to block his friends strike. After he'd accidentally killed his own friend with a mistimed swing, I'd throw a flurry of quick slaps to his ears in order to disorientate him, then finish him off with an axe kick to the vulnerable Parietal bones of the cranial cavity.
Classic gem this is!

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Re: Kung fu master vs 2 guys with machetes
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2017, 02:38:49 AM »
wish i had Meta-physical's skills