Portugal is the best:
No Allah slaves (muslims)
No Jews (we have no money)
Civilized people, rarely violent, even hebrews
Very low crime
No guns
Poor highway patrol - great for ilegal road racing
80% of forests are public, great for 4wheellers
Cheap houses
Looooots of sun 9 months a year
Very mild winters, no snow ever.
Mediterranean diet in every diner
Great wines
Testoviron, sustenon and deca-durabolin available in pharmacies
and the list goes on