Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?

[Irongrip400]

And no, not talking about a dude or the Korean massage parlor.

Got a massage today and the chick, I'd give her a five at best, had on work out yoga pants and has a nice bubble butt (she'd be a three without it). Anyway, she was giving me the usual rubdown but she kept leaning in where I could feel the side of her butt rubbing on the side of my stomach. I know she wasn't doing any of this intentionally, but I couldn't help but to get a little bit of chub. Had she asked me to roll over right then, it would've been obvious. Anyway, I fell back into relax mode and it went away before she had me roll over, but what do/would y'all do in a situation like that?

In before "gayer than asking about another dudes boner  "

[el numero uno]

Was it a deep tissue massage? Don't lie to us.

[Jizmonkey]

I always think that the masseuse might be feeling a bit randy because she's massaging someone(me) who is in shape. I couldn't imagine some of the slobs they have to massage.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Always do.  It's a given.

[calfzilla]

Why would you get a massage from a place that doesn't do happy ending?

[Irongrip400]

Why would you get a massage from a place that doesn't do happy ending?

Because I want a real massage.

[_aj_]

Go on...

[SuperTed]

According to what porn has taught us, the chick giving the massage will notice your erection, smile, tell you not to feel embarassed and start sucking your cock.

[Irongrip400]

Go on...

I kind of have the thought process jizzmonkey stated above (because I'm decent looking and a dude, so all females are obviously trying to find ways to bang me...) but I just really got turned on by this chick and/or situation. Like I said, she's a 5 at best, but she's more European Russian looking rather than eastern. She had this big butt that kept brushing up and rubbing me and all I could think about was that I bet it was one of those big chunky butts that was kind of cold to the touch on the cheeks while she's riding. She also cleared her throat one time during the session that really had a bit of a noise to it that made me think she was intentionally messing with me. Now, I'm married with three kids and love my wife, so I'd never do any dirtbag shit, but man, there was just something in the air in that massage room.

[kevcat]

Go back again and see how it develops 

[Mr Anabolic]

According to what porn has taught us, the chick giving the massage will notice your erection, smile, tell you not to feel embarassed and start sucking your cock.

    Unfortunately, that never happens in real life.

If you are there to truly get therapy for an injury, you should not be getting turned on.  A good, therapeutic  massage should be uncomfortable, even painful.

[Tapeworm]

I usually just fall asleep.    Missed opportunities.

[Waller]

I usually just fall asleep.    Missed opportunities.

Not for the good Dr that pops in.

[Irongrip400]

   Unfortunately, that never happens in real life.

If you are there to truly get therapy for an injury, you should not be getting turned on.  A good, therapeutic  massage should be uncomfortable, even painful.

This was more for relaxation, so a bit of manual release at the end would've been great  . JK

When I go for muscle soreness, I make sure it's deep tissue (no tbombz)

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FREAKgeek]

It was an asian ladyboy giving you handjob, wasn't it.

You wanna, full rerease

[JimmyJam1974]

https://www.rubmaps.com/

[El Diablo Blanco]

I was getting PT and the lady would press her vag right on my forehead while she was digging in.  How the fuck could I not pop wood with her puss a few inches out of reach?

[calfzilla]

[wes]

Unhappy Ending Of Peace 

[Primemuscle]

Why would you get a massage from a place that doesn't do happy ending?

Because that's not a real massage....it's a visit to a whore house.

[Irongrip400]

Why I never go to a dude masseuse.

[Kwon]

[FREAKgeek]

And no, not talking about a dude or the Korean massage parlor.

Got a massage today and the chick, I'd give her a five at best, had on work out yoga pants and has a nice bubble butt (she'd be a three without it). Anyway, she was giving me the usual rubdown but she kept leaning in where I could feel the side of her butt rubbing on the side of my stomach. I know she wasn't doing any of this intentionally, but I couldn't help but to get a little bit of chub. Had she asked me to roll over right then, it would've been obvious. Anyway, I fell back into relax mode and it went away before she had me roll over, but what do/would y'all do in a situation like that?

In before "gayer than asking about another dudes boner  "

I don't know how anyone enjoys having some stranger give you a massage. I wouldn't feel comfortable at all. It's bizarre. At least you had a chick do it, but a guy that is double bizarre to me.

[Primemuscle]

I don't know how anyone enjoys having some stranger give you a massage. I wouldn't feel comfortable at all. It's bizarre. At least you had a chick do it, but a guy that is double bizarre to me.

I take it you've never had a massage.