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It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« on: July 05, 2017, 02:23:42 PM »
Last I heard (from ultra reliable sources) was that bigmc was planning a holiday in Mexico. Who knows what may have happened, but I suspect that pale, bloated, gingers are easily spotted in the crowd. Was it a failed attempt to "Piana" his noodle arms with PMMA? Did he drown in his own tears, over his failed e-relationship with booty? Or did he realize that cleaning toilets in Mexico, while sporting Crayola tattoos, carries a premium from the locals?

I hope he is well.
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NelsonMuntz

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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2017, 02:42:21 PM »
Perhaps he is buried somewhere in the 100km vicinity of Celle Germany
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2017, 03:09:54 PM »
I heard he's in Florida!!

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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2017, 03:12:35 PM »
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2017, 07:02:04 PM »
He either sold his account or isn't gonna use it anymore and wants it shut down.

Was told to tell you
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2017, 07:03:49 PM »
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2017, 07:09:45 PM »
I'm sure if he were dead his brother would come on here and use his account and inform us.
You know, just like your brother did when you died. 
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2017, 07:15:01 PM »
Business  trip in Dubai, India?
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2017, 07:46:59 PM »
Quote from: Redux on July 05, 2017, 07:09:45 PM
I'm sure if he were dead his brother would come on here and use his account and inform us.
You know, just like your brother did when you died. 
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2017, 06:56:01 AM »
bigmc sounds like a definite candidate to become the fuel in a mexican cartel trashcan fire.....let's hope he's ok.
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2017, 07:35:20 AM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on July 06, 2017, 06:56:01 AM
bigmc sounds like a definite candidate to become the fuel in a mexican cartel trashcan fire.....let's hope he's ok.
If so he will be enter the gates of VALHALLA
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2017, 08:18:21 AM »
And more important question: Who the fuck cares?
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2017, 08:44:43 AM »
Bigmc is currently on a trip to the docks of Uganda on a recruiting trip for Y board members.
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2017, 08:52:00 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on July 06, 2017, 08:44:43 AM
Bigmc is currently on a trip to the docks of Uganda on a recruiting trip for Y board members.
TRANSLATION--- Hes on the hunt for big black Uganda cock, because his asshole is stretched out and he needs something to fill
his arse with...
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2017, 10:22:04 AM »
Quote from: chaos on July 06, 2017, 09:32:20 AM
Interesting where that fivehead takes you.
Its only four and I would think since your life revolves around this place cone head you would have sharpened your put down skills.
like your build nothing has changed in 2 years  8)
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ESFitness

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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2017, 10:32:09 AM »
Seriously, I was told to tell Shizzo Bigmc either sold his account & isn't going to post anymore. Why Shizzo? I dunno
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2017, 10:44:54 AM »
Posting about posters once again !   :D
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2017, 10:46:05 AM »
Quote from: wes on July 06, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Posting about posters once again !   :D
End of thread  ;D
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2017, 10:55:38 AM »
Quote from: ESFitness on July 06, 2017, 10:32:09 AM
Seriously, I was told to tell Shizzo Bigmc either sold his account & isn't going to post anymore. Why Shizzo? I dunno

oooohhh i bet he got a fortune for it!

he was saying he wanted to retire early. this is obviously how he managed to fund it.
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2017, 11:00:33 AM »
Quote from: Conker on July 06, 2017, 10:55:38 AM
oooohhh i bet he got a fortune for it!

he was saying he wanted to retire early. this is obviously how he managed to fund it.

Hell ill sell mine for $100

VenMo me
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2017, 02:10:03 PM »
I heard he was hospitalised due to a suspect batch of Mattesson's Turkey Rashers from an underground lab....  :'(  Damn those Chinese chemists!  >:(

Get well soon, bigman...
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2017, 02:11:15 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on July 06, 2017, 02:10:03 PM
I heard he was hospitalised due to a suspect batch of Mattesson's Turkey Rashers from an underground lab....  :'(  Damn those Chinese chemists!  >:(

Get well soon, bigman...

shit, I had some this morning.....
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2017, 02:30:28 PM »
Quote from: Be There on July 06, 2017, 02:11:15 PM
shit, I had some this morning.....

 ;D



(joking - i knew you knew... 8))
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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2017, 02:45:37 PM »
I suspect he may have become homesick, and wanted to be with his kind in Scotland. Some people just weren't born to get big arms.



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Re: It has been a week. Is bigmc dead?
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2017, 03:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on July 06, 2017, 02:10:03 PM
I heard he was hospitalised due to a suspect batch of Mattesson's Turkey Rashers from an underground lab....  :'(  Damn those Chinese chemists!  >:(

Get well soon, bigman...

What is a turkey rasher? Not a term used on this side of the pond.
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