"God looked down, what did he see?
He saw a little monkey in a coconut tree.
Well God was feeling happy and he had a little plan,
So he said to the monkey, would you like to be a man?
Would you like to be a Hindu, an Arab, a Kurd?
You can be a young Hispanic, if you only say the word.
The monkey said 'no thank you, Lord, I'm gonna be alright.
I'd rather stay a monkey if I can't be white."
