Titus vs. Baroni

[shortfatugly]

Titus was a wrestler in college and he would have had a huge strength advantage. Baroni lost to Minowa because he doesn't have great takedown defense. I think Titus could have pulled out a lay-and-pray victory.

Do you check any of your statements for facts or references before you put them up here?  or do you post any thought that comes into your head?

I thought that your comment about Bruce Lee's power in that thread showed incredible lack of skill in using a search function but the rest of your posts seem to be on par with that one.   

I don't want to say anything that would piss you off too much as you would then challenge me to an all out brawl- after which i would be short fat ugly and beaten up.  That is too long of a handle. 

[shortfatugly]

thank god for clearing that up.
hell, can anyone dig up the high school stats to see if they're real.
and whoever says that titus actually has a chance for a second has never seen baroni fight, doesnt know who baroni is, or is an earl1972 type who's blinded for his love for bodybuilders and equates them with gods.

" and believes everything they write about themselves as being complete fact"

i usually think that you ( or your other handles ) are a complete tool but this post was good...

ah... no offense.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Titus would have lit a fire under him, and then went for the kill.

Don't you mean the other way around.....

[Earl1972]

" and believes everything they write about themselves as being complete fact"

i usually think that you ( or your other handles ) are a complete tool but this post was good...

ah... no offense.

i think his "Dutch" handle is pretty good

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[LuciusFox]

Do you check any of your statements for facts or references before you put them up here?  or do you post any thought that comes into your head?

I thought that your comment about Bruce Lee's power in that thread showed incredible lack of skill in using a search function but the rest of your posts seem to be on par with that one.   

I don't want to say anything that would piss you off too much as you would then challenge me to an all out brawl- after which i would be short fat ugly and beaten up.  That is too long of a handle. 

 Have you seen the Baroni/Minowa 2 fight? I have. If you can take Baroni down and hold him there while incorporating ground-and-pound, you have a chance to win. I am assuming that Titus would have a 50 pound or so weight advantage and punchers chance.

 I would never fight you or hurt you. It is quite likely that I would challenge you to a Greco-Roman wretling match or a marathon. I am a nonviolent person.

[unskinny]

If you look at the older Baroni fights, he was jacked as shit.  If you look at the back-to-back defeats (to Evan Tanner, etc.), when he is not juicing, he gets killed.  No aggression, no speed, no muscles.  I am pretty sure that is why he went to PRIDE, as the UFC fights are now under the Nevada Athletic Commission...

[LuciusFox]

If you look at the older Baroni fights, he was jacked as shit.  If you look at the back-to-back defeats (to Evan Tanner, etc.), when he is not juicing, he gets killed.  No aggression, no speed, no muscles.  I am pretty sure that is why he went to PRIDE, as the UFC fights are now under the Nevada Athletic Commission...

 Good point. As a former bodybuilder, he was used to chemical help.

[bigbalddaddy]

The ACTUAL fighting would begin while Craig snuck into Phils room while sleeping, with Phil asleep, Craig would pull out an old dirty syringe that was prior loaded with SUS 250/whinny/tren/deca/meth/herone in it (16gauge 20cc special order type) and fill it up with morphine from kellys purse and then jam it in Phils a$$ so that it would slow him down for the fight.  He then would have a stun gun device hooked up to his gloves so that every time he touched Phil it would shock him.  And when Big John McCarthy wasn't looking, he would pull out a rope and strangle him to death.  He then would drive next to the Ambulance on the way to take Phil to the hospital and Kelly would throw movtov cocktails at the Ambulance to try and burn Phil to death.  At last to top it off, he would drive home, do some blow, smoke some meth, take a bunch of xanax, call a bunch of groupie friends over to share the story with, then drive to Boston Mass or wherever just to confess to the FBI.

Thanks, BBD!!!

[Tokyo Joe]

as much as I hate him, not many fighters reach the level that Baroni is fighting on. He eats, sleeps and shits fighting.. and has done for years.   

Unless Titus hit him when he wasn't looking, there's no question who would win

[LuciusFox]

as much as I hate him, not many fighters reach the level that Baroni is fighting on. He eats, sleeps and shits fighting.. and has done for years.   

Unless Titus hit him when he wasn't looking, there's no question who would win

 Titus had a chance to win. Ever hear of an upset? 

[natural al]

i was watching UFC last night and they had some old clips of some of Baroni's fights, i'd never seen that guy fight before but that guy would have absolutely killed Titus no question.

I thought I read that titus had some skills...I know he wrestled in high school and I think in college....did he have any other training?

[Palpatine Q]

It has to be verified. Half the guys I know who wrestled all say they were state champs. But if he really was that's no joke.

[LuciusFox]

It has to be verified. Half the guys I know who wrestled all say they were state champs. But if he really was that's no joke.

 Titus would destroy you on the mat.

[Al-Gebra]

Titus would destroy you on the mat.

Yo, Lushhoney, things are getting a little slow around here . . . why don't you go mouth off to Narcissistic Deity again? That was a fun moment there 

[Palpatine Q]

Titus would destroy you on the mat.

Sorry to disappoint Lucius. That's twice youv'e tried but I'm not in a fightin mood right now

[ManBearPig...]

ok...when's the last time craig was in a competitive match?
at 18?  he's 40 now.   so the last time he used his "power and skills" was 22 years ago.
baroni used his....well, as we speak he's beating on something, at least his penis.
the only, only, only way craiggers would have a chance is if he jumped on baroni and sat on his head when he wasn't looking.
he's shorter, bigger (meaning slower), has a shorter reach, and a horrible lung capacity.  even though baroni's notorious for gassing, he'd still kill craiggers.  baroni gasses after 5 minutes, titus would gas 30 seconds into it.  i dare any of you "bodybuilders" here to grapple, spar, anything basically that isn't riding a "exercise cycle master 4000kst" and reading a paper at the same time...for more than 30 seconds.  shit's hard.

[LuciusFox]

Sorry to disappoint Lucius. That's twice youv'e tried but I'm not in a fightin mood right now

 In all seriousness, what's the problem? PM me if you want to talk.

[shortfatugly]

I thought I read that titus had some skills...I know he wrestled in high school and I think in college....did he have any other training?

omg this is funny....  I love this board.

[LuciusFox]

omg this is funny....  I love this board.

 What's funny about that? Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

[Tap Out]

I thought I read that titus had some skills...I know he wrestled in high school and I think in college....did he have any other training?

yes, his other training included

a) sucker punching people at the gym

b) strangling a 120lb woman to death

c) crying like a baby in court

d) giving blowjobs in prison for 3 cigarettes

[gtbro1]

What's funny about that? Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

I HATE FISH. 

[LuciusFox]

I HATE FISH. 

 Do the tiny little bones get you, or do you just not like the flavor?

[shortfatugly]

  I thought it was, Titus knocked out a guy with a cold while giving him a BJ

missed that one the first read thru.. ..  funny as hell....

[shortfatugly]

so would this fight be tasers at 3 paces?  with or without morphine?  as I would go with ole' college champ Titus if either of those two things were involved.

Otherwise, it would be Baroni by BJ submission

[sarcasm]

yes, his other training included

a) sucker punching people at the gym

b) strangling a 120lb woman to death

c) crying like a baby in court

d) giving blowjobs in prison for 3 cigarettes

hahahaha.